🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Okay, for a while now I've been slowly catching up on all of the controversies surrounding Amberlynn. I legit just thought she was an obese person and not much else. Turns out there's more gross things about her.

Yeah, yeah ... I know I'm :late: on this. The reason why I've been so slow in catching up with this lolcow is because I cannot sit through more than one minute of her videos. Personally, I hardly consider her to be a lolcow because she's just so damn ... Boring. I don't even think she's fun to laugh at ... She's just plain BORING.

I mean, I guess I'll just leave my future "R.I.P." in case the Farms break on the day she dies (which won't be a long time from now, I reckon). Not much else I can say.
 
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Daily Marsh has replied to comments saying things like "you know you love me" and "keep watching me"
 
Gunslinger said:
I am not surprised about Kentucky being up there as far as obesity is concerned. A friend of mine was in Kentucky for work not that long ago and he said that didn't see many women under 200 lbs and although a good portion of the people were obese, he didn't see anyone AL's size. So Amberlynn is an anomaly even in one of the fattest states in the country.
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Indeed, she's an anomoly on many levels. If the USS Enterprise came across her searching for black holes they'd have to go max power reverse to escape her binge horizon.
 
I think Daily Marsh is just trolling. He doesn't believe the shit he writes, but instead just enjoys arguing with people and getting them all riled up. If he was ignored he would go away.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Don't pin your hopes on Rickie, I think he has gone as far as he's willing to. Rickie is so passive aggressive that his husband has to be the one to confront butter crumb leavers. He's not going to snap on fat AL.
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If anyone is gonna snap on Albert, it's gonna be Necky. She has the most T - and tea - to spill in that house.
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
If anyone is gonna snap on Albert, it's gonna be Necky. She has the most T - and tea - to spill in that house.
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That would be biting the hand that feeds her, clothes her and pays her rent. Becky is not a Harvard professor but she's not so stupid that she'll drive her own gravy train off the rails.
 
@Strine

"snapping" is just that though - it's not something a person does willingly or thinking about it, and after they have a chance to think about it they usually regret it.
 
Gunslinger said:
I am not surprised about Kentucky being up there as far as obesity is concerned. A friend of mine was in Kentucky for work not that long ago and he said that didn't see many women under 200 lbs and although a good portion of the people were obese, he didn't see anyone AL's size. So Amberlynn is an anomaly even in one of the fattest states in the country.
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I looked and class 3 super morbid obesity for a 5'2 woman starts around 280 lbs. So yeah, the type of obesity amberlynn has isn't really researched properly. Her bmi is 90 something. Christ.
 
Orange Banana said:
Is it possible to figure out her body fat percentage just with math? I wonder just how much of her 540+ lbs is just pure fat.
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You would need her height, weight, waist, wrist, upper arm, thigh, and ankle circumferences.

If there's a kiwi out there :autism::autism::autism: enough to determine all these by using pictures of our gorl as a reference and her height as a baseline then, yes, you technically could with math.
 
FitBitch said:
You would need her height, weight, waist, wrist, upper arm, thigh, and ankle circumferences.

If there's a kiwi out there :autism::autism::autism: enough to determine all these by using pictures of our gorl as a reference and her height as a baseline then, yes, you technically could with math.
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I'm not that smart, but I'm gonna guess her body fat percentage is TOO MUCH.
 
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Monticello's famous authoress strikes again. I before E except after I eat 5000 calories in one sitting
 
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