🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FitBitch said:
Literally everyone deals with stress that keeps them up at night, or makes it hard to get out of bed, or hard to eat. Is it mental illness or are these giant toddlers incapable of dealing with any level of stress at all because they don't know how to be adults?
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I find that most people who have a legitimate mental illness don't post idiotic quotes that are just a "Poor-Me-Pity-Party" on social media. They deal with their shit in private (maybe discuss it with close family or friends) and keep doing the best they can. It's just too bad that a serious issue like mental illness has to be taken over by whiny bitches on Tumblr...
 
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Even if she wanted to, there is no way she could drive. Her stomach surpasses the steering wheel.
 
hey guise! i am currently creating a future winner in the "Fan Made Videos + The Haydur Nation" thread for everyone's viewing pleasure, so i've been going through all of AL's videos for days now... studying her for research purposes and collecting the best clips. i still need a few clips that i can't seem to find and i know you guise got my back!! i might return here with another inquiry, but for now: i need to know which video it is where AL pushes Trixie on the bed. anyone recall? much appreciated!!!

edit: what about the "you're healthy, just big" video?! was that one of the videos she was forced to delete because it showed necky's relatives/their house? god damn it. that's such a classic moment. could it possibly be preserved somewhere??
 
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Dutch Courage said:
Montecello, KY isn't totally "backwoods"; it is the county seat, after all. However it is pretty podunk, nonetheless. The population is only 6,000, and it is 105 miles from Lexington, the nearest moderate-sized city. Nashville, TN is about 150 miles away, and the much smaller Knoxville, TN is about the same distance.

You can buy a nice, modern brick house there for only $60K, and rent a 3BR house for about $600/mo.
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So all this time, for only 50 miles more, they could have been driving into Nashville? All the live music venues. All those amazing southern kitchen-style restaurants. So many places to visit. Such better shopping.

It occasionally takes me by surprise to remember that this is, in some regard, a deliberate life choice, to live such a reduced life that is constrained by Amber's weight, with Becky rapidly gaining alongside her. Amber cannot move around Nashville, fit into a seat at the Grand Ole Opry, sit comfortably on a blanket for free concerts at parks, walk between museums and tours, find anything she can wear at the unique shops, or appreciate hot chicken. The food truck scene there is still strong but Amber could never enjoy it because it isn't Taco Bell or orange chicken, her chosen food stuffs.
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
So all this time, for only 50 miles more, they could have been driving into Nashville? All the live music venues. All those amazing southern kitchen-style restaurants. So many places to visit. Such better shopping.

It occasionally takes me by surprise to remember that this is, in some regard, a deliberate life choice, to live such a reduced life that is constrained by Amber's weight, with Becky rapidly gaining alongside her. Amber cannot move around Nashville, fit into a seat at the Grand Ole Opry, sit comfortably on a blanket for free concerts at parks, walk between museums and tours, find anything she can wear at the unique shops, or appreciate hot chicken. The food truck scene there is still strong but Amber could never enjoy it because it isn't Taco Bell or orange chicken, her chosen food stuffs.
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Hell, even Louisville is better and it's approximately the same distance as Nashville. Again, better food, shopping, entertainment none of which she could enjoy because it does involve walking/activity. She'd just blame Becks for staying in their hotel room the whole time because of some dead nephew. Though, she could use her beloved Uber Eats.
 
xenomorph said:
I love that Goal Smashun gorl has PCOS and Fibro on there, too. Gotta rack up those pity points! She looks like another cow Sammis Bushart and just as exceptional.
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Goal Smashun weighs 460 pounds and has set her goal weight at 360. Her goal weight is still three times what a short adult woman should weigh. Surprised she and AL, GW 199 pounds, have not become fast and close friends.

Also, not to go too far astray from AL's social media, but what the fuck? How many American women weigh over 400 pounds? Or 500? This should be such a rarity that we boggle when we see it. It shouldn't be a "oh, look, another 500 pounder on IG, how very intersectional."
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Goal Smashun weighs 460 pounds and has set her goal weight at 360. Her goal weight is still three times what a short adult woman should weigh. Surprised she and AL, GW 199 pounds, have not become fast and close friends.

Also, not to go too far astray from AL's social media, but what the fuck? How many American women weigh over 400 pounds? Or 500? This should be such a rarity that we boggle when we see it. It shouldn't be a "oh, look, another 500 pounder on IG, how very intersectional."
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No, she set her current weight at 360. So, she actually lost weight with all that shit going against her...that being said i dont know why she’s on amber’s side here
 
Dog Prom 3D said:
Also, not to go too far astray from AL's social media, but what the fuck? How many American women weigh over 400 pounds? Or 500? This should be such a rarity that we boggle when we see it. It shouldn't be a "oh, look, another 500 pounder on IG, how very intersectional."
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I got curious and looked it up. More men are obese than women, but extreme (class 3) obesity cases are majority female. the highest estimate I saw was 5 percent of the total population are class 3 super morbidly obese. I also found studies that say childhood sexual abuse is correlated with extreme obesity (the majority of victims of CSA are girls so it is in line with the other statistics). A lack of mental health care for victims of CSA is a compelling explanation for so many women becoming very obese, using food as a maladaptive coping mechanism. There are cultural problems too of course, some places are so full of fat people that it's easier to find class 3 obesity. Kentucky is in the top ten fattest states. The whole American south has a huge problem with unhealthy food.
 
Ok, so as silly as this sounds I'm pretty happy about joining this form. This is my first post on this sight after lurking around for a little while. Only this past year I've discovered the oh so wonderful life of Amberlynn Reid, at first I thought she was some speed and had a little sympathy for her.( after finding out this form my opinion has done a 180.) I'm going to guess that Amberlynn is already getting sick of Becky, and might. Huge might, be thinking of trying to get back with Dusty. But that's just me.
 
I have a question, what is the hook with Amberlynn Reid?

With ADF Phil we have hopes of him doing something insanely drastic every once in a while like cutting off his cock.

With Chris we have him doing something schizophrenic while singing or he commits a crime (Not often but it's fun to dream).

With Doug Walker we get to laugh at his absolutely atrocious projects (That I shamefully admit I watch in the background a lot)

But what do we have to look forward to with her? Because i've been researching her for a few hours and all I've seen is her eating sushi, chinese food and going to Walmart every 5 minutes to be fat, oh and getting pissed off.
 
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dominatrixman said:
I have a question, what is the hook with Amberlynn Reid?

With ADF Phil we have hopes of him doing something insanely drastic every once in a while like cutting off his cock.

With Chris we have him doing something schizophrenic while singing or he commits a crime (Not often but it's fun to dream).

With Doug Walker we get to laugh at his absolutely atrocious projects (That I shamefully admit I watch in the background a lot)

But what do we have to look forward to with her? Because i've been researching her for a few hours and all I've seen is her eating sushi, chinese food and going to Walmart every 5 minutes to be fat, oh and getting pissed off.
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Amber is an awful person who has used and abused everyone in her path since she left foster care. I think the hook with her is that there are two possible outcomes:

1. Amber wakes up one day, realizes she's a fucking cunt, makes amends with her victims and actually works to improve her life by losing weight and getting a real job.

2. She finally gets what she deserves either via abandonment or by becoming (officially) a bedbound beanbag.

I think a lot of us started out hoping for option #1, but by now we all know we're getting option #2 which will obviously be satisfying after the long and arduous wait! :story:
 
dominatrixman said:
I have a question, what is the hook with Amberlynn Reid?

With ADF Phil we have hopes of him doing something insanely drastic every once in a while like cutting off his cock.

With Chris we have him doing something schizophrenic while singing or he commits a crime (Not often but it's fun to dream).

With Doug Walker we get to laugh at his absolutely atrocious projects (That I shamefully admit I watch in the background a lot)

But what do we have to look forward to with her? Because i've been researching her for a few hours and all I've seen is her eating sushi, chinese food and going to Walmart every 5 minutes to be fat, oh and getting pissed off.
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Her stupidity and lies catch up with her every so often. Otherwise, we're either waiting for something health related, a post breakup melt down, or the ultimate wank - death.
 
Not gonna lie, the comment section on her videos is a draw for me. There are great zingers, but my favorites are the confused new people.
 
Social media is not an accurate reflection of our society. Think of how many fat people there are in this country. They aren't on social media screaming I LOVE MY BODY or whatever. It's only the select weirdos who do it because the internet enables this behavior. For instance, less than 1% of the U.S. population is transgender. The internet would have you think it's 1 in 5 or some shit
 
pecansandies said:
I seriously can't tell you the amount of times this one thread alone has curbed my appetite completely. If Amberlynn were more self aware, she ought to come lurk here any time she feels a binge coming on. Those pant sizes will drop like orange chicken down a hungry gorl's maw.

not even trying to be an asshole it literally makes me go like "you know what? maybe I don't need a snack right now"
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It may be powerlevel, but it's a skinny powerlevel
 
Amber has said she was over 400 pounds in high school. There hasn't been a time in her life when she could drive safely/comfortably.
 
dominatrixman said:
I have a question, what is the hook with Amberlynn Reid?

With ADF Phil we have hopes of him doing something insanely drastic every once in a while like cutting off his cock.

With Chris we have him doing something schizophrenic while singing or he commits a crime (Not often but it's fun to dream).

With Doug Walker we get to laugh at his absolutely atrocious projects (That I shamefully admit I watch in the background a lot)

But what do we have to look forward to with her? Because i've been researching her for a few hours and all I've seen is her eating sushi, chinese food and going to Walmart every 5 minutes to be fat, oh and getting pissed off.
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Catching her in stupid lies. It's always fun to catch her in a one-off but just about two years ago her lies snowballed for months in addition to increasing manic behavior and spending frenzies. It came crashing down in the most brilliant Dumpster fire. I hang in there hoping for it to happen again because she learned absolutely nothing from it and has actually doubled down on some of her shitty behaviors (and gained 100 lbs.)
 
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