🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I am not sure if I'm alone on this, but I think it's pretty gosh darn impressive for her to have a 13 minute video titled "I fell... twice" and get 54,000 views. Unfortunately, the money she made from the vid was not enough to pay for the damaged floorboards and replacement of concrete, as well as damaged water pipes.
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
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She clearly doesn't realize the odds aren't in her favor here.
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But why would the bride “say so”? I can’t recall any save the dates or wedding invites where the bride has specified “please don’t wear white, that’s my color” or “it’s okay to wear white!”

I guess you could call/text/message the bride and ask her if it’s okay, but again why would you? Just don’t wear white! But of course, AL has to be special and difficult and therefore has to find a way to show up to someone else’s wedding in all white.
 
formerfatcow said:
But why would the bride “say so”? I can’t recall any save the dates or wedding invites where the bride has specified “please don’t wear white, that’s my color” or “it’s okay to wear white!”

I guess you could call/text/message the bride and ask her if it’s okay, but again why would you? Just don’t wear white! But of course, AL has to be special and difficult and therefore has to find a way to show up to someone else’s wedding in all white.
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I am sure she did not realize that, Googled it and yanked that answer from Martha Stewart or whatever. Technically correct but very rare in practice (I've seen some beach and garden party weddings where white was encouraged.)
 
8008135 said:
I have a feeling that when (not if) she stops going, she'll just never mention it again and refuse to answer any questions about it. The usual Amber strategy.
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Just like she never again mentioned the kit-tun she "rescued" or the backpack/school supplies (?) she gave to Necky's presumably still-alive nephew.
 
Would anyone care about the color of her dress though? Imagine a 550 lbs girl entering a wedding. You know what everyone’s going to think.
 
TheBingeMonster said:
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Oh, her feet. :( I know we bang on about her hooves quite a lot, but she can't even put her feet together when sitting down (I do not believe that is a "cutesy pose" she's doing there to be dainty).

She has her "legeeens" pulled right down over the tops of her feet to hide the oedema and poor skin condition, but you can still see they are not doing well.

I feel sore just looking at them.
 
The bride should be the only person at the wedding wearing white; it is an extreme faux pas to wear white as a guest, particularly as a woman. She probably only learned from a haydur that she shouldn't wear white and so she texted the bride about it and the reply was basically "yeah whatever fatty I only invited you out of pity". The white thing is because you shouldn't detract from the attention given to the bride, but it doesn't really matter what colour the 15xl tarpaulin she staples around herself is anyway because nobody is going to be focusing on the beanbag cover, just the alarming amount of beans in it.
 
Amberlynn does a ton of shit worthy of scorn, but can everyone calm their tits over this white dress bs? It seems needlessly nit picky.
 
Needlessly nitpicky, like her dresser drawers being slightly ajar? Like.... a hundred other examples I could give?

We're having a discussion. I find it annoying when people get told to lol calm down when all they're doing is posting a different opinion
 
Turd Blossom said:
OT, but if you guys haven't seen this episode of MSHPL it's a doozy. Prior to the bed incident, they show how she actually has to get hosed off by her boyfriend with a hose on the porch because she can't fit into the bathroom.
[Also both of them are Juggalos.
Edit:the episode is "Nicole" and there was a follow-up this past season. She's lost some of the weight, but it was drama-filled.
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That woman lost serious weight. She is still obese but its very impressive. Something Amber will never achieve.

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We always seem to start fighting here over stupid shit when Amber isn't giving us new content.
 
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