🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Guest69]

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What a load of bullshit, if she posts these things to prove something its a laah. Crying at therapy is so cliche, what is she crying about? She talked about her childhood nonchalantly to us. How about instead of telling stupid childhood stories you didnt care about for the last decade you work out why you keep lying all the time about everything, or why you cant accept any wrongdoing and shield yourself with denial, you know, actual therapy topics. But who am I kidding, there is no therapist, and if there is, who will keep a stinking, lying, manipulative cluster B for more than four sessions.

If that was my SO, I'd fuck off out the door. I've got zero patience for that shit. I don't understand the mentality or the psychology that would allow someone to let themselves essentially become a slave. I don't know if that particular woman was that big or was morbidly obese before or after having those poor children. Perhaps she was morbidly obese, but not freakishly so because her husband, mom, and kids look relatively normal. She must have had the ability to carry healthy children and no one her size could ever. The way she talks to everyone around her. I'd be noping out of that shit at the first Binge Monster rage fit.

Yeah, and look how mean and condescending she gets because she is too fat to get on a bed. I would have let her fat ass sleep in the chair, maybe that will motivate her to lose some weight.

 

[Keyboard Warrior]

If that was my SO, I'd fuck off out the door. I've got zero patience for that shit. I don't understand the mentality or the psychology that would allow someone to let themselves essentially become a slave. I don't know if that particular woman was that big or was morbidly obese before or after having those poor children. Perhaps she was morbidly obese, but not freakishly so because her husband, mom, and kids look relatively normal. She must have had the ability to carry healthy children and no one her size could ever. The way she talks to everyone around her. I'd be noping out of that shit at the first Binge Monster rage fit.

For enablers in this situation, I think it's kinda like the fable of a boiling frog. They wouldn't jump into a pot of boiling water because the danger would be obvious and easily avoidable. But they climb into the pot while it's just comfortably warm and it slowly creeps up on them.

One day, you're bonding over a Taco Bell Mukbang, and the next, you're cleaning lymphatic ulcers and changing soiled sheets.

 

[p i g g y]

Does anyone know how much those fat people wheelchairs cost? Amber is getting her very own mobility scooter soon but I was wondering if she'd get or has already gotten one of those since we haven't really seen her walking in over a month.

Hamber would probably need a chair at a 550-700 capacity, so Im guessing because of how wide our gorl is she would need one like these if she was to purchase a wheel chair pre-mobility scooter.

 

[Turd Blossom]

For enablers in this situation, I think it's kinda like the fable of a boiling frog. They wouldn't jump into a pot of boiling water because the danger would be obvious and easily avoidable. But they climb into the pot while it's just comfortably warm and it slowly creeps up on them.

One day, you're bonding over a Taco Bell Mukbang, and the next, you're cleaning lymphatic ulcers and changing soiled sheets.

OT, but if you guys haven't seen this episode of MSHPL it's a doozy. Prior to the bed incident, they show how she actually has to get hosed off by her boyfriend with a hose on the porch because she can't fit into the bathroom.

Also both of them are Juggalos.
Edit:the episode is "Nicole" and there was a follow-up this past season. She's lost some of the weight, but it was drama-filled.

 

[penny for your thots]

Also both of them are Juggalos.

to be honest, I'm surprised Amber isn't a juggalo. Becky looks like one
(unless they are and I'm not apprised of it)

also, why is it always people with "Amber" in their name that are like this?

 

[Dutch Courage]

OT, but if you guys haven't seen this episode of MSHPL it's a doozy. Prior to the bed incident, they show how she actually has to get hosed off by her boyfriend with a hose on the porch because she can't fit into the bathroom.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lCg3P34gtJEAlso both of them are Juggalos.
Edit:the episode is "Nicole" and there was a follow-up this past season. She's lost some of the weight, but it was drama-filled.

That can't be good for property values in the neighborhood...

 

[EmptySoldier]

Hi! First time poster on here.
In honor of the talk some page(s) ago about what AL would look like if she wasn't obese, I photoshopped a pic using AL's face on actress Sarah Hyland's body.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

OT, but if you guys haven't seen this episode of MSHPL it's a doozy. Prior to the bed incident, they show how she actually has to get hosed off by her boyfriend with a hose on the porch because she can't fit into the bathroom.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lCg3P34gtJEAlso both of them are Juggalos.
Edit:the episode is "Nicole" and there was a follow-up this past season. She's lost some of the weight, but it was drama-filled.

And somehow, her legs look better than what I imagine Amber's to look like when they aren't encased in spandex.

 

[Twinkie]

I figure you guys would enjoy this more than anyone.

when dumb rednecks don't know to check the wheels and flip the brake lever that immobilizes the frame. At home they've got the mattress up on cinderblocks

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

She clearly doesn't realize the odds aren't in her favor here.

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Blowing out your face doesn't hide the extra chins or fat lines.

 

[Xenomorph]

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I can't eyeroll hard enough. She has to post for asspats. I just hope this shrink sees right through her horseshit.

 

[Shut.Up.Carl]

I will take my :autism:s and s like a big gorl, but I hope she is in therapy. To some degree I hope it helps her.

I also want her to get worse because of my own morbid entertainment.

 

[Xenomorph]

I will take my :autism:s and s like a big gorl, but I hope she is in therapy. To some degree I hope it helps her.

I also want her to get worse because of my own morbid entertainment.

Therapy only helps when you tell the truth and accept the harsh reality.

 

[Strine]

I can't eyeroll hard enough. She has to post for asspats. I just hope this shrink sees right through her horseshit.

He'd better see through it fast, because we all know the chances of her going back for another appointment are as slim as she wishes she was.

 

[Twinkie]

If she backs out of therapy she's going to have to come up with the mother of all laaahs to explain why, because she has already gushed about how awesome and helpful and worth it therapy is

 

[8008135]

I have a feeling that when (not if) she stops going, she'll just never mention it again and refuse to answer any questions about it. The usual Amber strategy.

 

[Orange Banana]

I guess vlogs aren't back. What a shock.

 

[Malibougie]

I have a feeling that when (not if) she stops going, she'll just never mention it again and refuse to answer any questions about it. The usual Amber strategy.

And then she and Becky will get sassy/defensive asking why everyone wants to be so deep in their business. It will become a “personal matter” once she stops and won’t want to talk about it.

 

[Trasha Pay That A$$]

I guess vlogs aren't back. What a shock.

She needs the weekend to film forty different videos that she will just call vlogs.

 

[497]

I guess vlogs aren't back. What a shock.

they've been gone while... I think since she milked that weekend gay pride summer vacation filming a month's worth a videos in between cheesecake factory visits.