🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't really care if amberlynn fakes being in the front seat because she's already said she gets a bruise from sitting there and can't use the seatbelt at all. I think the haydurs won if that's what she has to go through to prove them wrong. She hasn't (safely, legally) fit in the front seat for a long time now.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
She's clearly lacking in future-time orientation.

I honestly believe if she weren't fat she'd be a drug addict.
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Or a shopping addict, hoarder, gambler, alcoholic, etc. Something. It takes a lot of work to overcome the genes and upbringing. I agree.
 
Oh you know her legs are permanently damaged. Her knees especially. She'll need a knee replacement by next year, if not now.

Also, she has some of the most insane cankles I've seen.

Malibougie said:
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Bored and doped up on oxycodone (surgery sucks) I came across this app “visualize you” which is one that claims to edit photos to show a “realistic” image of what you will look like after losing and hitting your goal weight. Even though I am not in love with the app, I think it actually does give a more realistic image of what our gorl would look like at her 200Elbee goal.

One thing I noticed while editing this is that her eyes are incredibly set close together.
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Jesus, even photoshopped her face is built like a baked potato. (Also, hope you're healing well)
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
She's clearly lacking in future-time orientation.

I honestly believe if she weren't fat she'd be a drug addict.
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I agree. If it wasn't food, it would be some other vice that she would indulge in excessively. She's probably smart to be so fearful of pharmaceuticals due to her family history, because that's a slippery slope for someone with her wiring. Last thing she needs is to discover opiates or something. I have addiction in my family and there are some things I will NEVER touch, because I know I'll love them too much.
 
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I decided to try and write a ALR style poem, I am not and never will be as great of an author as our beloved Hamber but it is worth a try. Btw check out her new shit video where she conveniently doesn't show the "damaged" car door. Amberlynn is such a fucking narcissist. She really believes someone would purposefully hit Necky's shitty car? Yeah. Right. Admit it Amber, you gained 50 more elbees and your disgusting blob of a stomach no longer can press comfortably into the glove compartment. Also, can anyone explain to me why this big bitch is always trying to pretend she's dainty? Taking small bites? Playing coy? Saying she hasn't eaten all day? Can't finish her whole plate? Does she think we are stupid? You don't get to be 541 elbees eating lettuce you deluded bitch.

Animal Abuse
Mashed Potatoes
(Precooked) Bacon
Egg Allergy
False Rape Accusations
Lies
BuY More Journals
Necky
No I Don't Have a Fupa!
AMBERLYNN
 
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Amber's theory that someone purposely hit Becky's car (with their own car) because of a pride sticker is hilarious. Our gorl should become a detective with investigative skills like that. Also how fucking big is she that she can't fit in the front seat anymore? First she's falling over, unable to walk or stand without pain, and now she can't even sit beside her man?! When the fuck is enough enough for this elephant?
 
I have a feeling that she either fell and dented it herself going from car to scooter. (I would love to see that actually), or it never got dented and she is just backseat bound. It would totally be like AL to say it was a hate crime to garner pity that she HAS to sit in the backseat now. She is such a laaah-er that I take everything she says with as much Mrs. Dash as she puts in her slop.
 
Amber videos everything and considering the video was recorded weeks ago and they were looking for a "fix" she'd just say she forget and it's fine now. There is for sure no damage and she's gotten to the point where she can't fit.
 
Whitney111010101001010 said:
has anyone thought maybe she is buying so many dresses lately because she is finding shirts tighter than ever on her. So the dresses are more loose fitting and she can just wear that as a shirt paired with pants?
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Yes, she seems to have sized out of walmart nightgowns as shirts, so buying tent dresses as shirts is the next logical step. At least she's being resourceful? She's proven she can problem solve?

...On the other hand, she bought ten dresses but no pants.
 
If she bought those deathfat clothes with the correct sizing - i.e. if they were baggy on her like they're designed to be - they wouldn't be unwearable after a bit of weight gain. However, our gorl buys the smallest possible size she can cram herself into, so she can think she's dainty while she wears a muumuu meant for someone 100lbs lighter that ends up as a tight-fitting blouse on herself.

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Nearly every question had this background today.
 
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Uhhhhhhh

As if it's such a stupid question, such an outlandish possiblity when you weigh 600 pounds? Cunt.

BTW pan down and show your legs, al.
 
I figure you guys would enjoy this more than anyone.

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Null said:
I figure you guys would enjoy this more than anyone.
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So that's why Amber has her bed on the floor. It's so weird to me when people don't have a bedframe.

When you've reached the point in your life that your weight has made it so your fam has to take the bed off the frame so it won't roll out from under you when you lay on it in a hotel room, I'd say that is almost rock bottom. Not quite there, but you're pretty fucking close.
 
Bunny said:
So that's why Amber has her bed on the floor. It's so weird to me when people don't have a bedframe.
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It also helps if you have back issues. My friend, whose spine resembled a kid's straw, would sometimes sleep on the floor because it helped with pain in the morning.
 
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