🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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p i g g y said:
Most of us cannot fathom being a grown 27 year old woman not being able to drive, walk for more than 5 minutes or even heave yourself off the floor. But no, not the Ham Beast. Hamber is in a complete state of immobility but she continues to stuff her face with garbage.(The food she prepares actually resembles garbage).

What baffles me even more is how your livelihood could be Youtube (Youtube is her only source of cash) and you be too lazy to upload videos because you're "depressed" I have news for you Amber normal adults work even when they are depressed. This bitch behaves like an edgy emo teen buying journals to write about her "feelings" and being emotionally toxic to those around her. Disgusting.

Side note- check out her Youtube video "speaking up" proves my point about the edgy emo teen thing https://youtu.be/ROVCrVOki-M
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This is the most embarrassing video I've seen from her. It's not even one with her swinging her blob of a body around. Her terrible fourth grade poetry and a childish attempt at "addressing" how she lied about being raped. Not only is she a near 600 pound hambeast but she's also a terrible selfish person.
 
Birthday Dickpunch said:
According to her mfp profile I'm looking at in the phone app she's logged in for 14 days in a row (such commitment!) and has lost 2 pounds. Doesn't really fit with the " ___ to go" screen. Curious.
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Losing 2 pounds at 542 pounds is still less than 0.4% of her body weight. It’s the equivalent of a 150 pound woman losing about half a pound. It’s not real weight loss, it’s just normal weight fluctuations.

AL always celebrates at the first sign of any weight loss, when most people normally fluctuate a few pounds over time from normal biological cycles.

Al really shouldn’t even be acknowledging any “weight loss” she sees on the scale until it’s over ten pounds or so, and even then it only counts if she can sustain whatever she did to make the weight loss happen in the first place, and we all know she can’t.
 
xenomorph said:
I'm personally interested in the new personality she takes on so far we have seen:

Tough ghetto chick from AZ
Mild-mannered Virginian
Sassy gay stereotype from Florida
Kentucky Hick

Im hoping for hippy Californian, myself.
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It just occurred to me that she changes personas like Abby Brown does. Just two gorls floating around like monster trucks in the nightlife with no authentic personalities.
 
Whatthefuck said:
It just occurred to me that she changes personas like Abby Brown does. Just two gorls floating around like monster trucks in the nightlife with no authentic personalities.
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Im waiting for her to get tatted up and have her bull nose ring put in.
 
p i g g y said:
Most of us cannot fathom being a grown 27 year old woman not being able to drive, walk for more than 5 minutes or even heave yourself off the floor. But no, not the Ham Beast. Hamber is in a complete state of immobility but she continues to stuff her face with garbage.(The food she prepares actually resembles garbage).

What baffles me even more is how your livelihood could be Youtube (Youtube is her only source of cash) and you be too lazy to upload videos because you're "depressed" I have news for you Amber normal adults work even when they are depressed. This bitch behaves like an edgy emo teen buying journals to write about her "feelings" and being emotionally toxic to those around her. Disgusting.

Side note- check out her Youtube video "speaking up" proves my point about the edgy emo teen thing https://youtu.be/ROVCrVOki-M
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she has no excuse. its hard but its not impossible. my last year of high school i had a Spanish teacher who was like 400 pounds and a single mom. she came to work every single day, driving herself. every fucking day. her life was sad as fuck but she didn't moan and cry like amberlynn does. amberlynn chooses to be a victim.
 
either way, even when she does lose tbe weight, she still has her legs to deal with
she screwed those things up beyond belief.
 
Turd Blossom said:
To celebrate AL hitting 1000 pages I decided to go back and revisit page 1.

Our gorl has sure come a long way. It's kind of amazing how that meek little flower from her first video blossomed into such a sassy, screechy, obnoxious asshole over the course of 1000 pages.
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Would Amber have been the most beautiful girl in the world if she caught her weight 3-4 years ago? Instead of gaining 200+ pounds if she lost 200+ pounds. Did she ever have a plan or care? Or was she always like she is today, only caring about food and not giving a shit how big she got. She might of still have been a bitch (and I'm sure alot of people put on fake personalities for the TV and youtube) but maybe her legs, skin and body wouldn't be messed up beyond repair. I guess most wonder how could someone let themselves get like that.
 
She's clearly lacking in future-time orientation.

I honestly believe if she weren't fat she'd be a drug addict.
 
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Maybe Twinkie "crawled" there, but she looks absolutely terrified that she's about to be smothered on the peaks of Pillow Mountain.

I would be mildly impressed that Amber finally uploaded a Snap that wasn't filtered to the point of ridiculousness, but good god is her little avatar indicative of what she sees when she looks in the mirror?
 
Turd Blossom said:
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Maybe Twinkie "crawled" there, but she looks absolutely terrified that she's about to be smothered on the peaks of Pillow Mountain.

I would be mildly impressed that Amber finally uploaded a Snap that wasn't filtered to the point of ridiculousness, but good god is her little avatar indicative of what she sees when she looks in the mirror?
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I think they just don't make them fat enough, but you're probably right. She only likes what she can FGA up in her viewfinder and that's the image she sticks with.
 
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CiciMimi said:
Okay, so off topic maybe? Idk. Does anyone have a photoshopped image of amberlynn skinny? I wonder what she would look like.
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Bored and doped up on oxycodone (surgery sucks) I came across this app “visualize you” which is one that claims to edit photos to show a “realistic” image of what you will look like after losing and hitting your goal weight. Even though I am not in love with the app, I think it actually does give a more realistic image of what our gorl would look like at her 200Elbee goal.

One thing I noticed while editing this is that her eyes are incredibly set close together.

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Turd Blossom said:
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Maybe Twinkie "crawled" there, but she looks absolutely terrified that she's about to be smothered on the peaks of Pillow Mountain.

I would be mildly impressed that Amber finally uploaded a Snap that wasn't filtered to the point of ridiculousness, but good god is her little avatar indicative of what she sees when she looks in the mirror?
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JerkyPirate said:
I think they just don't make them fat enough, but you're probably right. She only likes what she can FGA up in her viewfinder and that's the image she sticks with.
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The photo above was as good and as close as I could get. Bitmoji obviously discriminates against the morbidly obese.
 
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Bored and doped up on oxycodone (surgery sucks) I came across this app “visualize you” which is one that claims to edit photos to show a “realistic” image of what you will look like after losing and hitting your goal weight. Even though I am not in love with the app, I think it actually does give a more realistic image of what our gorl would look like at her 200Elbee goal.

One thing I noticed while editing this is that her eyes are incredibly set close together.
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If you want to see what she looked like 200 pounds ago, go watch some Krystle era videos.
 
How can a face even get that round, its like a basketball. ffs Amber, get it together. If the "I fell" video is two weeks old, no wonder she didnt want to show her face in her most recent live!
 
shecameforcwc said:
Whitney way thore is amberlynn Reid if she ever got famous and her own tv show.
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Never in my life did I ever think I would utter these words, but Whitney Thore is a paradigm of level-headed, insightful, responsible, intelligent wisdom and charm in comparison to our Buffalo Gorl. Superficially, they are similar: lying, manipulative, self-pitying, fag hags (no insult to gay men intended). However, Whitney is merely grossly obsese, while Amberlynn is simply beyond the pale, and therein lies the difference. Even Whitney has the sense enough to know that you can't live on Cheesecake Factory and Peanut Butter Cups all the time.

People speculate sometimes that Amberlynn is going to wind up on a TV show, but I just don't see it. She would be unmanageable; a director would have a devil of a time just getting her to show up at the set, let alone get her to follow direction. YouTube is her TV show, and our star has become as reclusive as Marlon Brando. Her peak years are already behind her now.
 
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