🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Kelly Bundy said:
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/profile/curvyycaloriess

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Apparently our dainty gorl has gained again.
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Nah, gorl, she totally changed her goal weight. She said so on YouNow and she never lahs.
 
CiciMimi said:
Okay, so off topic maybe? Idk. Does anyone have a photoshopped image of amberlynn skinny? I wonder what she would look like.
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Amberlynn made a whole video about this image, called "I LOST 300 POUNDS!!!!" This is from June, I think, and it was about 40-50 pounds ago. I thought for a moment that Amberlynn is wearing the same clothes that she wore in today's video, but the chest-piece is different...


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Frankly, even if Amberlynn lost 400 pounds, she would not resemble this chick. However, the features are indeed hers.

Was this sad reminder of how far from a pretty girl Amberlynn has become enough to spur her into action, and take steps to regain her lost life? Haha, of course not. Instead, she embarked on a summer of gluttony that will still be talked about years from now.
 
While on the subject of weight loss goals, I decided to see what the record for weight loss by a woman is.

It appears to be that of Rosalie Bradford (1943-2006) at 770 pounds lost (she went from 1053 to 283), although Wikipedia says the aforementioned Mayra Rosales topped that with an 800 pound loss (1036 to 236)

Either way, Amberlynn would have to lose more than half of the all-time world record in order to be chubby 5'3". This is what I mean when I say beyond the point of return; anyone who fails at even losing just 5 pounds every single time is unlikely to challenge any world records...
 
So it's Rickie's birthday today. I had a feeling she wasn't gonna be able to resist Snapchatting it and showing her super exciting, fun-filled life but of course she managed to make it all about her as usual.
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No "Happy Birthday, Rickie!" just a pic showing how generous she is, and exactly like on Eric's big day she had to make sure everyone knows what a struggle it is to celebrate, but has to force herself to get out of bed and be cute for him.

Gee, I wonder if there's going to be restaurant involved in Rickie's birthday celebration tonight? I can't imagine Amber getting all gussied up for anything less.

Edit: My spelling is atrocious tonight.
Also: wtf is up with Amber's selfies? Maybe she thought it was a flattering angle but it looks like someone was dangling a Reese's peanut butter cup just out of frame, above her head and to the left.
 
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Dutch Courage said:
Amberlynn made a whole video about this image, called "I LOST 300 POUNDS!!!!" This is from June, I think, and it was about 40-50 pounds ago. I thought for a moment that Amberlynn is wearing the same clothes that she wore in today's video, but the chest-piece is different...


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Frankly, even if Amberlynn lost 400 pounds, she would not resemble this chick. However, the features are indeed hers.

Was this sad reminder of how far from a pretty girl Amberlynn has become enough to spur her into action, and take steps to regain her lost life? Haha, of course not. Instead, she embarked on a summer of gluttony that will still be talked about years from now.
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I think what sucks most about her looks is that she doesn't have a bad face, just a horrendous body.
 
Not really, she has a bad face structure under that fat too. Check out the pics of her brother and father (somewhere in this 1,000 page thread lol).
 
I love her abuse of filters, bitch we saw the flood light ransom video today sweets we know you look like cottage cheese in a plastic bag.
 
Turd Blossom said:
To celebrate AL hitting 1000 pages I decided to go back and revisit page 1.

Our gorl has sure come a long way. It's kind of amazing how that meek little flower from her first video blossomed into such a sassy, screechy, obnoxious asshole over the course of 1000 pages.
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Countless trips to Walmart over her 4 year journey and the countless junk she has hoarded from there but yet has never thought to pick up a bloody lint roller! Like your job is YouTube, there is no need to be covered in animal fur/hair just not a good look and lazy AF
 
Amber is the very definition of lazy. She can't even be bothered to record shitty videos on her shitty camera daily. She's been uploading videos recorded weeks ago. It's only gonna get worse the bigger she gets.
 
BossGiovanni said:
Amber is the very definition of lazy. She can't even be bothered to record shitty videos on her shitty camera daily. She's been uploading videos recorded weeks ago. It's only gonna get worse the bigger she gets.
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My question is, if she is slacking this hard I wonder if she is going to try to get disability, not for her fatness since they tightened the laws about that; but for her depreshun and heel spur and whatever other various medical issues she self-diagnoses herself with.
 
She doesn't have enough work history to get SSDI. Maybe SSI. But it's hard to get SSI for muh depresshun, although since she aged out of the foster care system it's possible she was on SSI when she was a minor and that would help her get it again. But still... it's onlly pays like $800 per month. She makes way more than that on youtube and is projected to keep gaining weight subscribers. I can't imagine she'd throw that away.
 
Turd Blossom said:
So it's Rickie's birthday today. I had a feeling she wasn't gonna be able to resist Snapchatting it and showing her super exciting, fun-filled life but of course she managed to make it all about her as usual.
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No "Happy Birthday, Rickie!" just a pic showing how generous she is, and exactly like on Eric's big day she had to make sure everyone knows what a struggle it is to celebrate, but has to force herself to get out of bed and be cute for him.
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It really is astounding that a cunt like Amber can manage to find place after place, social circle after social circle where she isn't immediately shunned and punished for her personality and behaviour. The fact that she's lasted this long without the gays retaliating blows my mind... I used to think the theories of her paying the majority of the rent/bills was :autism::autism::autism: but what other possible reason is there for Rickie and Eric to put up with her smelly, obnoxious ass?

Hope Rickie gets a taste of that cake before our gorl unhinges her jaw! (:_(
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
She doesn't have enough work history to get SSDI. Maybe SSI. But it's hard to get SSI for muh depresshun, although since she aged out of the foster care system it's possible she was on SSI when she was a minor and that would help her get it again. But still... it's onlly pays like $800 per month. She makes way more than that on youtube and is projected to keep gaining weight subscribers. I can't imagine she'd throw that away.
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She unhinged. She makes all these declarations on a daily basis claiming it's her new lease on life. It's tiring to witness even in video format, I can't imagine how it is on a daily basis with her claiming she has all the answers then going back on it hours later.
 
I'm not saying she's not crazy, but she has no papertrail to speak of. Things like records of psych hospitalizations and years of seeing a psychiatrist, etc. Although I'd love to see her submit her youtube videos to the SSA as proof that she's mentally disabled. :biggrin:

e: just realized I probably misunderstood your comment. sorry, i'm tired.
 
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Hey Amber there’s a cool trick to sleep forever so you’ll be never tired again.

But it requires getting to 600 lbs and to eat the unhealthiest food Becky can find.

If you get there you’ll find out how ;)
 
Most of us cannot fathom being a grown 27 year old woman not being able to drive, walk for more than 5 minutes or even heave yourself off the floor. But no, not the Ham Beast. Hamber is in a complete state of immobility but she continues to stuff her face with garbage.(The food she prepares actually resembles garbage).

What baffles me even more is how your livelihood could be Youtube (Youtube is her only source of cash) and you be too lazy to upload videos because you're "depressed" I have news for you Amber normal adults work even when they are depressed. This bitch behaves like an edgy emo teen buying journals to write about her "feelings" and being emotionally toxic to those around her. Disgusting.

Side note- check out her Youtube video "speaking up" proves my point about the edgy emo teen thing https://youtu.be/ROVCrVOki-M
 
I'm just trying to add input from experience not create conflict. You can disagree with me but therapy generally IS 100 percent involved with the person's medication they are on regardless of your personal opinion. Also, for the regular people who are not just looking to hate... something interesting is when people get older they move their arms less (distance) so it disrupts their equilibrium and they fall more often. Same thing happens with super obese people since they cannot swing their arms as far as normal people when they walk so their center of balance is off. Not something most people thing about.
 
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