🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Look at that wiiiiiiide span of flesh between the outer corner of her eye and the edge of her face!

Filters can't hide it, our gorl is absolutely MASSIVE. She looks more disgusting than ever. Is this really your 'Best Life' Amber?

e: Also nice try putting rextarded hearts and bubbles over your busted dirty bra strap gorl, I see u
 
I haven't done the :autism: math, and I haven't seen a reliable accounting of what they are actually consuming to :autism:ly track and add up, but if we take as a baseline 1 restaurant visit for two and 1 fast-food run for two per day + a planned "binge" on a Family-size bag of chips, a 500g Dove chocolate bar, and lots of diet soda/bottled water/assorted zero calorie drinks it's likely that to feed Haramber and Thumbelina cost on average between $50 and $100 dollars per day.

This would mean that to feed just the two of them costs between $1,500 to $3,000 per month, or $18,000 to $36,000 per year :o
 
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Prince Lotor said:
I haven't done the :autism:math, and I haven't seen a reliable accounting of what they are actually consuming to :autism:ly track and add up, but if we take as a baseline 1 restaurant visit for two and 1 fast-food run for two per day + a planned "binge" on a Family-size bag of chips, a 500g Dove chocolate bar, and lots of diet soda/bottled water/assorted zero calorie drinks it's likely that to feed Haramber and Thumbelina cost on average between $50 and $100 dollars per day.

This would mean that to feed just the two of them costs between $1,500 to $3,000 per month, or $18,000 to $36,000 per year :o
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Well then there’s plenty of money to waste invest in high quality earrings, multiple nightly trips to Lexingt-hun and to keep the Fags and Thumb calm.

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Is that intentional or why is the collar ripped?
 
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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Look at that wiiiiiiide span of flesh between the outer corner of her eye and the edge of her face!

Filters can't hide it, our gorl is absolutely MASSIVE. She looks more disgusting than ever. Is this really your 'Best Life' Amber?

e: Also nice try putting rextarded hearts and bubbles over your busted dirty bra strap gorl, I see u
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Lol calm down
 
Prince Lotor said:
I haven't done the :autism:math, and I haven't seen a reliable accounting of what they are actually consuming to :autism:ly track and add up, but if we take as a baseline 1 restaurant visit for two and 1 fast-food run for two per day + a planned "binge" on a Family-size bag of chips, a 500g Dove chocolate bar, and lots of diet soda/bottled water/assorted zero calorie drinks it's likely that to feed Haramber and Thumbelina cost on average between $50 and $100 dollars per day.

This would mean that to feed just the two of them costs between $1,500 to $3,000 per month, or $18,000 to $36,000 per year :o
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I can't remember which vlog it was, only that it was this year, but NoNecky said they spend $200 a day on garbage food and garbage in general, then made some noises about how that makes her "uncomfortable."

So, double your estimates, lad!
 
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Jesus. Amber is such an asshole. She makes sure to post filtered photos of herself (and ofc only from the cleavage up as always) to hide her own insecurities, yet posts the most unflattering shot of her girlfriend where her eyes are half-closed and her gut is on full display. Amber would never allow Becky to post a pic of her like this.

And clearly Eric didn't even want his picture taken, let alone posted to her audience. She is the worst.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
If her social media activity in the past few days is anything to go by, Amber has completely taken the brakes off. She's eating in restaurants every day if not multiple times per day, and that's on top of whatever junk food she buys from Walmart, plus fast food. She's on a damn spree. All this driving around at night and shit... it's like Natural Born Killers but with food instead of murder.

I have to wonder what her therapist says about her weight. Could she (there's no way her therapist is male) possibly be telling her "as long as you're happy, it's okay to be 600 elbees." ???
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and remember she said a plate of orange chicken (or any restaurant isn't a binge for her- even though at IHOP she ordered like 3 meals) . the whatever junk food from walmart is probably the binge food.

not doing the weigh ins- AL did say awhile back it means when she is quiet about it she isn't doing well. even though she changed her mind in the recent younow when she said she didn't care if she gains or loses she'll do weigh ins.. Becky is probably doing bad as well and AL knows the backlash she'll get for making Becky gain weight. Becky was 280 last time- she is probably over 300 now.
 
Amber will never get "the haydurs". Don't passive aggressively try and prove you can fit in the front seat of the car, it doesn't actually affect my life if you can or can't but it says a lot about your life that having this conversation is a real thing.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Jesus. Amber is such an asshole. She makes sure to post filtered photos of herself (and ofc only from the cleavage up as always) to hide her own insecurities, yet posts the most unflattering shot of her girlfriend where her eyes are half-closed and her gut is on full display. Amber would never allow Becky to post a pic of her like this.

And clearly Eric didn't even want his picture taken, let alone posted to her audience. She is the worst.
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I swear... those stupid filters simply make her look like a freakin' dainty soap bubble. Or a fragile Christmas tree bulb or a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon... If these are the lengths to which she has to resort to look, awrgh, "pretty" I guess she would call it, then as far as I am concerned, 600 is a done deal. It won't matter to her, because she'll just post dainty bubble head pics of her puckering up, and she will remain convinced she is a goddess... Might be funny for the rest of us, but there is something really almost creepy about it too.
 
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I don't know what's more ridiculous: the fact that she felt she still needed to add that mouse filter on to look like a "cute" morbidly obese senior citizen, or that she thinks a 540 lb woman might actually live to be 79 years old.

Also wtf is going on with her hand? It's gigantic.
 
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The critical thinking skills that Becky and Amber have displayed in their recent YN streams are truly exceptional. Yet Amber insists that not one, but TWO people have complimented her on her intelligence in the past month, and firmly believes that Becky is a genius.
Among the insights we've been treated to recently:
  • Skinny people have heart attacks too, so all you haydurs warning the Beanbags about their risks are just plain stupid!
  • It's ok to break promises to your viewers because Shane Dawson changed his content over the years and no one complains about that!
  • Nobody should worry about Twinkie being "a little bit overweight" because Jenna Marbles' dogs are overweight "by like..MAJOR" and no one says anything because she's PRETTY
This tactic of pointing out what other people do when faced with any kind of criticism is bizarre and indicative of just how lazy their thinking skills are. It's the kind of defense a 5 year-old uses when they get caught doing something they shouldn't: "But Bobby does it too and HE didn't get in trouble!"

"140 lb people eat orange chicken too!"
-Amberlynn Reid: 2018, condescendingly explaining why The Cheesecake Factory hasn't contributed to her being 540 elbees
 
Turd Blossom said:
The critical thinking skills that Becky and Amber have displayed in their recent YN streams are truly exceptional. Yet Amber insists that not one, but TWO people have complimented her on her intelligence in the past month, and firmly believes that Becky is a genius.
Among the insights we've been treated to recently:
  • Skinny people have heart attacks too, so all you haydurs warning the Beanbags about their risks are just plain stupid!
  • It's ok to break promises to your viewers because Shane Dawson changed his content over the years and no one complains about that!
  • Nobody should worry about Twinkie being "a little bit overweight" because Jenna Marbles' dogs are overweight "by like..MAJOR" and no one says anything because she's PRETTY
This tactic of pointing out what other people do when faced with any kind of criticism is bizarre and indicative of just how lazy their thinking skills are. It's the kind of defense a 5 year-old uses when they get caught doing something they shouldn't: "But Bobby does it too and HE didn't get in trouble!"

"140 lb people eat orange chicken too!"
-Amberlynn Reid: 2018, condescendingly explaining why The Cheesecake Factory hasn't contributed to her being 540 elbees
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It’s deflection- one of the classic hallmarks of being a narcissist.

I also think that she doesn’t have any humility to ever accept advice or admit when she is wrong. She is emotionally stunted at a 13 year old’s EQ.

SAVE TWINKIE! said:
is... is that wig a filter too, or is she actually playing with somebody's old lady wig?
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That wig is for Becky. She gets off on roll play that AL is a crippled old lady who needs her soils linens changed and her ass wiped. She does have an affinity for the Golden Gorls.

Perhaps it’s actually an act of self preservation. Rationalizing the humiliating tasks that she has to do for AL. Make her a granny. It makes more sense.

“Here’s the wig Amberlynn. Can you put on the aspercreme again honey? You know how that gets me going”
 
Turd Blossom said:
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I don't know what's more ridiculous: the fact that she felt she still needed to add that mouse filter on to look like a "cute" morbidly obese senior citizen, or that she thinks a 540 lb woman might actually live to be 79 years old.

Also wtf is going on with her hand? It's gigantic.
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It's fluid collection. Her hands and feet balloon up terribly. She's been eating like shit and is retaining water like crazy.

She looks like Large Marge.

Turd Blossom said:
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I don't know what's more ridiculous: the fact that she felt she still needed to add that mouse filter on to look like a "cute" morbidly obese senior citizen, or that she thinks a 540 lb woman might actually live to be 79 years old.

Also wtf is going on with her hand? It's gigantic.
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It's fluid collection. Her hands and feet balloon up terribly. She's been eating like shit and is retaining water like crazy.

She looks like Large Marge.

Turd Blossom said:
The critical thinking skills that Becky and Amber have displayed in their recent YN streams are truly exceptional. Yet Amber insists that not one, but TWO people have complimented her on her intelligence in the past month, and firmly believes that Becky is a genius.
Among the insights we've been treated to recently:
  • Skinny people have heart attacks too, so all you haydurs warning the Beanbags about their risks are just plain stupid!
  • It's ok to break promises to your viewers because Shane Dawson changed his content over the years and no one complains about that!
  • Nobody should worry about Twinkie being "a little bit overweight" because Jenna Marbles' dogs are overweight "by like..MAJOR" and no one says anything because she's PRETTY
This tactic of pointing out what other people do when faced with any kind of criticism is bizarre and indicative of just how lazy their thinking skills are. It's the kind of defense a 5 year-old uses when they get caught doing something they shouldn't: "But Bobby does it too and HE didn't get in trouble!"

"140 lb people eat orange chicken too!"
-Amberlynn Reid: 2018, condescendingly explaining why The Cheesecake Factory hasn't contributed to her being 540 elbees
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That fucking fail logic she has. You know she's backed in a corner when she starts whipping out the "well ___ does it but they are thin so it's ok". She has been using that shit for ages because she lies all the time and uses her fatness as an excuse for everything.
 
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