🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Amberlynn: goes to the bank has her girlfriend drive her to the bank, and sits in the back because she can't fit in the driver or passenger seat.

Truly winning at life.
 
Some sperging for you all, since our gorl is failing to spill the tea herself.

The left is a screenshot from AL's "497 pounds." video posted on January 2, 2018 - the beginning of her ~weight loss journey~. Check out some of the videos from that time period where she talks about how she's totally serious this time for added entertainment. The right is a screenshot from the most recent video in which she actually made an appearance. Last weight we heard about was in the 530s, so I'd guess she's in the 540s in that video. It's amazing how much bigger she looks in the face/arms alone.

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Amber looks like she's wearing a skin suit over top of NFL pads. Her shoulders are up past her ears!
 
traviesa said:
sorry for the dp but who does she think she is?....she is so fucking full of herself.
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I love the passive aggressiveness, yet she wants to throw a pity party "My subscribers dont like it when I do a sit down video, but for other Youtubers its okayyyyyyyyyy wahhhhhh". She doesnt like us and we dont like her, how is that so hard for her to understand?
 
89elbees said:
Apologies for the shitty quality, this is the best frame I could get, but... holy shit, Becky is ballooning up. From AL's most recent insta post.

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I’ve been slowly working my way through the general thread, and have just gotten up to Becky’s introduction. A reminder of what she looked like pre-AL:
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Acrasis said:
I’ve been slowly working my way through the general thread, and have just gotten up to Becky’s introduction. A reminder of what she looked like pre-AL:
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Holy crap! That's Becky? She looks completely different. If it wouldn't be for her crooked face I would have never recognized her, make up, glasses and all.
 
Not me said:
Holy crap! That's Becky? She looks completely different.
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Somewhere in one of these threads is a picture of Becky from high school; some sort of prom-ish picture where she's all gussied up. She's obviously markedly thinner, but it's also painfully clear that her unfortunate neck-chin situation has existed her entire life. Damned if I can find it though.
 
I think it’s kind of sad that Becky obviously has a feminine side, but it seems like any time she says anything about it Amber always laughs like it is a rediculous thought.

I think Amber likes butch girls who are heavy because then she gets to be “the pretty one”, and then feels like she is the better/more attractive half. I also think is a dickass who is abusive and slowly chips away at the self esteem of others with either passive aggressive comments or straight up aggressive behavior.

Destiny was fortunate to have history of not giving a fuck, and a wandering eye to get out of that relationship. I don’t think AL’s manipulation and abuse had too much of an effect on her the way it does Becky. Becky had zero self esteem going into it, now it is well subzero which will ensure that she will ever leave.
 
I can never get over the fact that Amber thinks she's so feminine and beautiful. She's no different than any young teen girl with her drugstore makeup, celebrity perfumes, TJ Maxx purses, and plastic jewelry. That's so embarrassing at her age. She doesn't have adult tastes at all.
 
Malibougie said:
I think Amber likes butch girls who are heavy because then she gets to be “the pretty one”,
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I think she likes fat depressed butch girls because she's heterosexual and wants a facsimile of a male who will never want sex. As for being the pretty one, Becky could be a supermodel and Amber would still be fixated on the idea of being the pretty one. She's a narcissist. Narcissism isn't as simple as just thinking you're hot, but there's a reason it's named after Narcissus.
 
That isn't exactly surprising. She's lazy, she just dumps the food out and lets the dogs and cats eat as much as they want. Some animals will eat until they literally throw up, some are like kids in that way, that's why their owners are supposed to regulate their food. This is especially the case if they're at an unhealthy weight, because there's a direct correlation between weight and life expectancy. A Chihuahua at a normal weight has a VERY long life expectancy, with a good quality of life. She could be taking years off of her animals lives by doing this. That's why the 'baby' video is so disturbing, except the fact that I thin it was just for views. I think Becky legit wants kids, but Amber is way too self-centered for that and doesn't like spending money on non-food items.


Wow@ that photo comparison. ^^ Crazy that she's eating enough, not only to maintain, but to continue gaining. Becky has to see how much she's eating. I don't see how a person can just sit and watch someone they're supposed to love kill themselves like this and be the #1 contributor to it, by bringing her food.
 
89elbees said:
Some sperging for you all, since our gorl is failing to spill the tea herself.

The left is a screenshot from AL's "497 pounds." video posted on January 2, 2018 - the beginning of her ~weight loss journey~. Check out some of the videos from that time period where she talks about how she's totally serious this time for added entertainment. The right is a screenshot from the most recent video in which she actually made an appearance. Last weight we heard about was in the 530s, so I'd guess she's in the 540s in that video. It's amazing how much bigger she looks in the face/arms alone.

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Some people are being :optimistic: and hoping AL reveals a big weight loss transformation. I thought she'd have to get into the 400s or 300s for people to see on camera a big difference. But if she can only gain 50 with such a visible difference... could she be trying to lose those 50 lbs to show the haters she can do it? Maybe she realized eating 2000 calories a day she can lose 1 elbee or so a day...
 
C3PBRO said:
Laughing all the way to the grave.
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I don't thin our gorl has deposit on 600 lb load bearing casket. It's laughing all the way to the incinerator for her. Perhaps all the fat from her can be made into some candles or some other shit so that finally her existence has some meaning on this planet Earth
 
@497 For looking and acting so dumb, many would think she is too stupid to think out a plan like that, but I wouldn't put it past her.
 
89elbees said:
Some sperging for you all, since our gorl is failing to spill the tea herself.

The left is a screenshot from AL's "497 pounds." video posted on January 2, 2018 - the beginning of her ~weight loss journey~. Check out some of the videos from that time period where she talks about how she's totally serious this time for added entertainment. The right is a screenshot from the most recent video in which she actually made an appearance. Last weight we heard about was in the 530s, so I'd guess she's in the 540s in that video. It's amazing how much bigger she looks in the face/arms alone.

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Around six months ago, when she sat down her head was a perfect sphere on top of a perfect semi-spehere created by her shoulders - that's what prompted my stupid cartoons, three decreasing circles with fried orange poo bun being the top one.

But she's no longer a sphere on the body part now. She's an oval that's fallen over. Life imitates art?
 
:autism: alert!

There were some limited edition chicken scented candles. I guess you could cook chicken while burning an orange scented candle at the same time to get an orange chicken effect?

One pound of candle wax equals 30 ounces (source) which will burn for 210 hours (source) or almost 9 days.

Amber weighs 540 pounds (self reported) or 8640 ounces. Assuming she is at 50% BF, that's 4320 ounces. 4320 ounces can make 144 candles.

These orange candles have a 50 hour burn. 4 of them would burn for 200 hours, meaning they weigh about 7.50 ounces each (I'm rounding for simplicity)

At 8.99USD, how much would Ambers body be worth in death? Bonus points if you include sales tax, which is 6% in Kentucky (source)
 
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