🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Calling said:
I always wonder why her mouth is trying to escape her face.
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Back in one of those early vlogs (from December 2017 or January 2018.), Amber said Becky was in an accident, which is why her face is crooked. She didn't say what happened, though, and I always wanted to know the story.
 
^^I wouldn't buy that Becky never used pads and wouldn't know the difference. The chance of her starting out with tampons is slim to none...considering she'd probably have been between 11-14 when her period started. Pads are the least traumatic way to address periods, people who use tampons usually graduate to them later on. There pad users who don't have intimate knowledge of tampons/scared to use them, but finding a tampon user who never used pads? I don't know why she lies about these things, when she (or in the case of Eric's videos/photos) or her friends are the ones who upload them for everyone to see, when they could've *edited it out.

*mistake
 
Bookish said:
^^I wouldn't buy that Becky never used pads and wouldn't know the difference. The chance of her starting out with tampons is slim to none...considering she'd probably have been between 11-14 when her period started. Pads are the least traumatic way to address periods, people who use tampons usually graduate to them later on. There pad users who don't have intimate knowledge of tampons/scared to use them, but finding a tampon user who never used pads? I don't know why she lies about these things, when she (or in the case of Eric's videos/photos) or her friends are the ones who upload them for everyone to see, when they could've *edited it out.

*mistake
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I always found that interesting as well. Most every woman in Western civilization is familiar with pads and tampons. Unless Becks is well and truly exceptional and has been using Poise herself for at least 15 years then I don't buy it. It's almost like Hambert doesn't understand why that's so odd. It makes me think that she doesn't see Becks as a woman or Hambs thinks Becks is that goddamned dumb or wants for us to believe she is. Fuck, even my husband knows the fucking difference. Who knows, maybe Becks was stoned on the pot she definitely does not smoke.
 
I made a Thread about Amber dying and that Becky would take over her YouTube.

Now if you think about it, almost all of Ambers latest videos featured only Becky.

Maybe Amber knows she’s dying and prepares Becky for to take over her legacy :optimistic:
 
Whatthefuck said:
I always found that interesting as well. Most every woman in Western civilization is familiar with pads and tampons. Unless Becks is well and truly exceptional and has been using Poise herself for at least 15 years then I don't buy it. It's almost like Hambert doesn't understand why that's so odd. It makes me think that she doesn't see Becks as a woman or Hambs thinks Becks is that goddamned dumb or wants for us to believe she is. Fuck, even my husband knows the fucking difference. Who knows, maybe Becks was stoned on the pot she definitely does not smoke.
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The real chin scratcher here is Hambeast saying she didn't notice until someone pointed it out to her. Like she absolutely took the picture not to show off her gorlfriend goalz, but to say "See haydurz, I get periods!" But tripped at the finish line and bought the wrong pads for this staged scenario, cementing the idea that she does not actually have periods at all and putting into question her continence status as well.
 
Strine said:
Becky is just a chauffeuse and food slave. Ordinary notions of attraction do not factor into it. They don't have sex and are only tokenistically affectionate. The actual relationship is closer to mother-child. Amber's relationship options are either "developmentally disabled lesbian" or "male fat fetishist" so she went with the one that was easier to manipulate into a sexless indentureship. I doubt she is even a lesbian; she is confessedly fixated on how attractive men find her.
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I agree, but I really appreciate that you used the term “chauffeuse”.
 
Guys i just thought of something. Has anyone else watched those video clips of the animal planet show My Big Fat Pet Makeover?? What if that's the show Amber alluded to, and they contacted her because they saw how grossly overweight becky twinkie was?
 
Probs late cos boonie adventures (that fucking phone mast is mocking me, bastard thing) but yet again our intrepid spies on the ground have caught top secret footage of our gorl being assisted during post-catastrophe clean up.

No JCB's,were harmed in the course of this endeavour and, naturally, snacks were fed liberally into the sling. I would bring you footage of her being returned to the vertical.....if it ever happens. Sources suggest she has been lowered onto Pillow Mountain and possibly Twinkie Dorr.
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traviesa said:
this might be petty but becky’s voice and the way she moves her mouth when she talks annoys the shit out of me
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Remember, Becks is of Royal decent and a blue blood. One way to have the royal blue blood is inbreeding- that thing that Becky’s Appalachian cousins do not do. (Spoiler, they really do). I think this could be the cause of her loose jaw and iq.

Bookish said:
^^I wouldn't buy that Becky never used pads and wouldn't know the difference. The chance of her starting out with tampons is slim to none...considering she'd probably have been between 11-14 when her period started. Pads are the least traumatic way to address periods, people who use tampons usually graduate to them later on. There pad users who don't have intimate knowledge of tampons/scared to use them, but finding a tampon user who never used pads? I don't know why she lies about these things, when she (or in the case of Eric's videos/photos) or her friends are the ones who upload them for everyone to see, when they could've *edited it out.

*mistake
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And we should also remember that Becky was “cultured” by her older sisters, who I am positive gave her a clue on tampons.

Becky didn’t realize that she was a lesbo up until 11 years ago. She was totally down with inserting things in her V.

Those pads were for Amber’s pee. With all of the fupa weight pulling down and pressing on her bladder, a weak pelvic floor, and the inability to get to the restroom quickly enough, I am sure she is a steady leaker.
 
So when DID we actually got to see some actual footage of Haramber's moonface? I mean that stupid This or that vlog could have been filmed right after the hauls so that would put it around August 31st. Has she finally ballooned so much she cannot fit into the frame? Or did she try to give Twinkie a flea bath, fell and got wedged between the shower doors? Puzzler.
 
JanglyLoudThing said:
So when DID we actually got to see some actual footage of Haramber's moonface? I mean that stupid This or that vlog could have been filmed right after the hauls so that would put it around August 31st. Has she finally ballooned so much she cannot fit into the frame? Or did she try to give Twinkie a flea bath, fell and got wedged between the shower doors? Puzzler.
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Your first guess is probably closer than the second one... Whatever is going on, she is being very careful not to show us her current state... I think you are right that This and That was a leftover old vlog (she said she had a bunch of old ones to upload)

While I do understand a showperson's desire to draw things out, this has been drawn out long enough. People are going to simply start losing interest in her. If she were smart, which she isn't, she'd come out with an honest video about what happened asap. This Becky filler will kill her viewer count if it goes on much longer...
 
Yeah, I think everyone is now expecting some kind of clarification video of wtf if actually going on. One more vlog with just Becky mumbling about dead nephews and how she was mistaken as a boy even before she was born and people are gonna chimp out on old Haramber. And to be completely honest I don't understand this sudden "vlog enthusiasm" from Becky. She's the one who not too long ago cried about the mean youtube comments getting to her and now she freely tells fifty facts about herself. I mean wtf? Is she actually that desperate for youtube cash that she's willing to put up with internet hate rather than work a legitimate day job.

Rickie should just take all the animals, leave that fucking petri dish of human scum and find himself a better husband. Rickie is cute and I bet there are a ton of gay men who would take him in a heartbeat.
 
CindyChafe said:
I found it. Video is called “LAST VIDEO | VLOGMAS 23-25, 2016”.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=id=DNcMcD-l4Ew;t=204
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So in this she says "you never know who to trust. If you guys ever feel like you want to give to the needy, do gift cards. Or, if someone says they're hungry go buy them food, y'know?"

But in her hi, i'm amberlynn bullshit bonanza, she says she gives money to homeless people even if she knows they'll go buy beer.
 
C3PBRO said:
So in this she says "you never know who to trust. If you guys ever feel like you want to give to the needy, do gift cards. Or, if someone says they're hungry go buy them food, y'know?"

But in her hi, i'm amberlynn bullshit bonanza, she says she gives money to homeless people even if she knows they'll go buy beer.
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She's not going to deprive people of a good time, just ask the binge monster.
 
OK this pad conspiracy theory is dumb. I've never used pads in my life and I know other gorls with the same experience, but I have heard of piss pads (learned of them from commercials on TV). Maybe Becky has never used menstrual pads, or maybe she has but never heard of piss pads, and simply thought what she was buying was the biggest period pad for her girlfriend's gigantic gash? Maybe when Becky thinks of adult incontienence she thinks of full diapers? A lot of people probably think of it like that. Who the fuck cares if or why Becky/Amber is ignorant on this stuff. Hell, probably the only reason Hamber recognized what the Poise pads were is because she "worked" in a nursing home.

The point is it doesn't matter. They're both complete idiots no matter what the truth is. I don't see the point in dissecting it or trying to prove it was some kind of ruse.

Annnnnyway to the topic, I said in another thread that I was assuming Amber's earnings would take a hit as she continued hiding but according to socialblade, shoving Becks into the Nightlife hasn't hurt Amber much at all. Which sucks, because I wanted her to have incentive to get in front of the camera again and try to step up her content from dog shit, to at least hot garbage

She's such a dolt. I think it's obvious she added that to the new video because back when she talked about the gift card thing her viewers probably tore her a new one for being such an asshole.

You don't need to "trust" homeless people, Fat AL. Spending the change they get from you to buy drugs is not a personal betrayal you narc pig. If you feel you have to control what bums do, then don't give them anything out of pocket Amber; donate instead to charitable organizations that serve the homeless. That way you can make sure they won't--GASP--go buy crack or thunderbird with your orange sauce-stained cash.
 
JanglyLoudThing said:
Is she actually that desperate for youtube cash that she's willing to put up with internet hate
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You have just described her entire career, so yes. I don't think Becky has had a change of heart about vlogging, but I do think Amber has put to her in no uncertain terms that the Naruto shirt gravy train is going to bypass her station if she doesn't get her exceptional ass on camera to defibrillate the corpse of Amber's channel.

I think you're right though; if she produces any more videos that are just Necky telling us what she did at preschool today there's eventually going to be a furore, even in the viewers who actually like her videos, since they somehow don't realise they're watching Macbeth rather than Hamlet - there are no morally good characters in this play - but at this point it seems like Amber would rather cut off her arm than put any effort into her "job". We'll just have to wait and see, gorls.
 
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