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Surely they have spent every moment since Becky hauled her in worshipping this manna the gods saw fit to send them?
Manna? Or manatee?
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Surely they have spent every moment since Becky hauled her in worshipping this manna the gods saw fit to send them?
Amber has never read the newspaper, watched news or clicked on an article about current topics. Don't expect too much from her.
I don’t know what that person was trying to actually say. But Amber misses the original point. If she had self-awareness she’d be like “Hey, not cool to use that.” Instead it goes over her head.
also pork is haram so no bacon for her
That's OK. She doesnt like bacon anyway.
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She believes that youtube assigns her a manager once hitting 100k, when in actuality its probably AI who emails you saying that they'll take care of any issues, or somethingA little bit of off topic, but since Amber isn't really offering material to discuss about, I thought I could weasel this here...
So, we all know Amber will (probably) hit 100k subscribers and, standing to what she said, whenever a Youtuber hits said number, an agent... finds... them...? I'm not sure about how the whole thing works, but the point is: Amber wants an agent to help her out with her channel, so that she can gain more orange chicken coupons.
But, what would her agent do? I mean... her whole channel is about her desperately (ah!) trying to lose weight whilist managing to do nothing but gain. Will the agent drive her to CF everyday so that she can film mukbunks and her viewers will solely become haters and fetishists? Will Amber drop Becky for her agent?
She'd finally find something to wear that fit without making her look like a very stressed sausage bursting out if its casing. Black bedsheets really are one size fits all.
Screw Torrid, ISIS is the way to go for the fashion-forward bloater. She'd be covered head to foot and forced to shut up which is great for the world, and she'd get to hide snacks in her burka. Everyone wins.
I think it's the threshold for those ad management companies to consider your channel. Like the companies darksydephil is forced to use because he's banned from the regular as revenue system.A little bit of off topic, but since Amber isn't really offering material to discuss about, I thought I could weasel this here...
So, we all know Amber will (probably) hit 100k subscribers and, standing to what she said, whenever a Youtuber hits said number, an agent... finds... them...? I'm not sure about how the whole thing works, but the point is: Amber wants an agent to help her out with her channel, so that she can gain more orange chicken coupons.
But, what would her agent do? I mean... her whole channel is about her desperately (ah!) trying to lose weight whilist managing to do nothing but gain. Will the agent drive her to CF everyday so that she can film mukbunks and her viewers will solely become haters and fetishists? Will Amber drop Becky for her agent?
Could be the flea issue. I like to think that she's in her fee fees about people liking Beckster's content more than anything she's "produced" in the past year, but it's probably a combo of the flea thing and the FACT that she gained weight last week. There's not really a way she didn't and she's not keen to admit that.I think it's the threshold for those ad management companies to consider your channel. Like the companies darksydephil is forced to use because he's banned from the regular as revenue system.
Anyone else think the content drought is because AL is butthurt about the like ratio on Becky's video? It's hilarious.

Also wasn’t Becky + AL’s anniversary on tuesday?
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She used to celebrate every month her and Dusty were together, notice how little she gives a fuck with Becky lolAlso wasn’t Becky + AL’s anniversary on tuesday?
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It's fake outrage by people who just wanna see AL get dragged by Drake's Coffee Cakes and Company."You sided with someone who used da N word!!!!!!!!!"
OH MY GOD!!!
...Really? Who the fuck cares
Also wasn’t Becky + AL’s anniversary on tuesday?
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Well the 4th of Sep date is literally on her Instagram.In this vlog, she mentions at 6:59 that they'll celebrate their 1 month anniversary on the 9th of may.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=CcjLNoANBXk
She started the moving process around the 15th of august and can be seen explaining a new "lifestyle change" in the livingroom on the 28th of august.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=G_8Yaa6ScZE
So it wasn't this tuesday, but poor Becky didn't get any moving-in-together birthday. OR maybe they did, but Amber was too busy living the moment to mention it or vlog it.
Well the 4th of Sep date is literally on her Instagram.
So I don’t know what the fuck they did on the 4th.