🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I don't know if this has been said before, but I am anxiously waiting for the vlog were she breaks a Walmart scooter (or tweets/snapchat story where she admits she broke one). If she ever does that-- she might just become completely bed-bound before that happens and Becky will have to do all the grocery shopping alone
 
Unless we see her on video crushing it, she'd never admit breaking a scootypuff. She'd just claim the battery died.
 
Amber: “Keto is so unhealthy, you can’t eat fruits or vegetables.”
Also Amber: * doesn’t eat any fruits or vegetables anyways.*
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
Amber forced Becky to burn that bridge with Rafe because Rafe made one fat joke.
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As someone who started watching AL in February 2018, sentences like this are another puzzle piece to add to the picture. Wasn't around for the fabled Destiny Era and I don't really have any context for who Rafe is or AL's relationship with him. I know she moved from Florida to Kentucky and has an MO for switching out girlfriends and it really goes to show how much she tries to cover her own lolcow tracks.

So much personal history that Amber never ever talks about. So many so-called friends that she's unceremoniously left behind.
 
DontTellMeHowToPlay said:
As someone who started watching AL in February 2018, sentences like this are another puzzle piece to add to the picture. Wasn't around for the fabled Destiny Era and I don't really have any context for who Rafe is or AL's relationship with him. I know she moved from Florida to Kentucky and has an MO for switching out girlfriends and it really goes to show how much she tries to cover her own lolcow tracks.

So much personal history that Amber never ever talks about. So many so-called friends that she's unceremoniously left behind.
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Start reading the general thread start to finish... it tells quite a tale.
 
Ladies and gentlemen.. Amberilliam Shakespeare


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She knows how to speak correctly. The only reason she started saying "I haven't ate all day" is because 1. people were making fun of the way she said eee-un and 2. she's a spiteful troll. IE: I'm gonna do the opposite because, because, because!*stomps feet and snorts*
 
Make Believe said:
I don't care what she does or says, as long as she gains I'm happy.

I am continuing with amberlynn's life with an astrology perspective. According to this video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A__7vAwAyOo - if it was up to date at that time - krystle is a scorpio. A relationship between a scorpio and capricorn is very deep, but both signs are mostly inward, so communication and intimacy were lacking. But still the feelings were there and so was the trust. But when fatty got dumped, that connection was broken, and it must have hurt like hell. I am sure that fatty still thinks often about krystle, this is a bond that won't break easily (at least for fatty, krystle couldn't care less).
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Can you please stop? Astrology is for retahrds.
 
"Who cares?"
"Not me"

Well that's fucking evident, Amber. You don't get to 533 pounds caring about yourself.
 
ADHD said:
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Normal people don't weigh 500+ pounds. Normal people don't always eat multiple servings of everything because then they would be 500 pounds. Nobody cares about her counting calories because it won't last - nothing ever does.

Who. Cares.

Not. Me.
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For someone who claims not to care, that was a very long answer.
 
ADHD said:
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A normal person doesn't count calories because they don't feel the need to eat several servings worth of food at one time. They actually know what it's like to feel full. You don't, Amber - so getting into the habit of eating normal portions instead of tons of volume would do you good. But being the slight bit uncomfortable is just intolerable for you. Less tolerable than quickly bounding toward 600 lbs.
 
Make Believe said:
I am continuing with amberlynn's life with an astrology perspective.
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Y tho


I can't even try to keep track of her diets/lifestyle changes anymore, she does the same thing year in and year out. The only thing that changes is how high her weight gets. The only changes we're looking at is her continuing to gain and reach that oh so coveted 600 el bees, or her losing a few lbs and growing a bigger ego. Either or, our gorl gets bigger in one way or another.

I feel like she's staying mobile, trying to put on a show of her and Becky's love, and going out on "vacations" is an effort to prove that she is still a normal person who walks and goes places and has normal relationships.

If she didn't have this attention on her, I wonder if she would even be doing as "well" as she is right now.
 
literally low-key said:
Amber is usually smashed up against the door. There is something up with that pic.
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:late: That looks like the Kia Soul based on what I can see of the dash/door. The seats in Souls go so far back they practically lay flat, so I'm sure she has it reclined as far back as she can. There's no way she'd fit in the Soul's back seat. :late:
 
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