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Just barely enough so that she can cry "Poor me!" but not actually DO anything to change it.
🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Just barely enough so that she can cry "Poor me!" but not actually DO anything to change it.
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She forgot to add to the snap "when you drive me to get food"Actually, there was this pic that was shared on the stupid shit said on instagram/snapchat. Its from snapchat, so most likely more recent than YouTube. It shows her n the backseat with necky driving.
Of course that doesnt mean its her necessarily, but why would they b sitting n the backseat if she wanted people to think it was her?
This was posted on saturday. Im not sure when the snapchat video ur speaking about was posted.
Also, i think she said, at some point, she doesnt go to the gym cuz none of the equipment can hold her weight.
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But she can touch her toes, guise!
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If she only lost 0.6lbs in a week then she is definitely eating more than she showed in today's video. At her weight she should of dropped atleast a few pounds especially with the pounds of water weight she claims to carry.
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Ugh this whole saga is so boring. Becky is a total sped who has even less personality than Amberleech's previous hosts. Eric is so dumb it's existentially frightening. I wish Rickie would start screaming at one or both of them on a younow or make a tell-all video or something. I often think about what his life must be like.
Imagine working a horrible and mindless job slaughtering poultry for eight hours. After this, you come home to your husband, who does not and will not do any work, not even housework. He is dressed like a toddler and when you get in he's talking in monotone about his "intermediate fasting" (you don't correct him anymore, he gets very defensive) for the benefit of a frog-necked thumbwoman. He asks you about your day then interrupts you after three words and goes on for fifteen more minutes about intermediate fasting, until a talking gelatin dish who hasn't showered in a week screams for Taco Bell from her room, which now smells so bad it will devalue the house, and you paid the bond. When the screaming becomes hysterical, the thumb-thing heaves to get out of the chair - it's getting harder every day - and slouches out of the house to make the third food run of the day. You then get up to make your own dinner - of course Eric didn't make it - and wonder if one day you'll be free of all this.
Imagine working a horrible and mindless job slaughtering poultry for eight hours. After this, you come home to your husband, who does not and will not do any work, not even housework. He is dressed like a toddler and when you get in he's talking in monotone about his "intermediate fasting" (you don't correct him anymore, he gets very defensive) for the benefit of a frog-necked thumbwoman. He asks you about your day then interrupts you after three words and goes on for fifteen more minutes about intermediate fasting, until a talking gelatin dish who hasn't showered in a week screams for Taco Bell from her room, which now smells so bad it will devalue the house, and you paid the bond. When the screaming becomes hysterical, the thumb-thing heaves to get out of the chair - it's getting harder every day - and slouches out of the house to make the third food run of the day. You then get up to make your own dinner - of course Eric didn't make it - and wonder if one day you'll be free of all this.
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In her "STRUGGLES BEING ME | PART 2," at 6:00 she says, verbatim, "So I like to do my own laundry. So I'm able to put it in the washer just fine, but Becky has to get it out of the washer for me. The question is why. Oh my god this is so embarrassing. So since I am a shorter girl I have really short arms. But my stomach is huge. And the washing machine goes down very deep. I can't 1. reach my arm in, and bend down and grab my laundry because my stomach is in the way. I know it's not because I'm short, it's because my stomach is literally in the way."
This might come as a shock to you Amber because you've never been skinny and never will be, but skinny girls don't have a huge stomach blocking their way. It's part of what makes them skinny. Therefore, no, they do not have problems grabbing clothes from their washer. Glad I could clear this up for you.
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I love you.
Also, the fuck does she think? As if anyone 5'3 and under cannot reach into a top-loading machine and grab their clothes? Even if she were "skinny", nothing would ever get done because she's too short? Amber logic never ceases to amaze me. Also, Becky's not much taller than you, Amber.
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She likes to remind everyone how she has really short arms because she's dainty and also men find her really attractive and her ex really offended her by telling her she's the hottest girl he's ever seen. Her arms being thicker than the circumference of her head has nothing to do with her inability to do anything. In fact, it seems she's so dainty she can barely leave her bed. It must be hard being such a delicate princess. I hope nobody puts a pea under her seventeen mattresses; evidence suggests the bruise would take six months to heal.
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Becky from the other room.
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I made an ask.fm account just to see how easy/hard it would be to ask yourself a question without anyone knowing. (Because I'm a loser autist with nothing better to do.) I found that the ability to ask yourself any question is right there in the dashboard. Asking yourself questions even seems like it's a feature of the platform. Amber hasn't a leg to stand on when she denies asking herself questions.
Also, water is wet.
Also, water is wet.
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2900 is just too much until the Binge Monster rears its head and forces her to gobble down 4k+ at Taco Bell.
What kills me is she was probably chewing on a slice of Deluxe pizza as she typed this with her greasy, fat fingers. That was a really suspicious ending to their Younow...
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She exceeds the weight limit on most furniture yet she thinks it's unbelievable that she would break a couch? She is smart going bed bound now because I guarantee there'd be more broken furniture in the future if she actually left the bed.
And am I supposed to believe she has T-Rex arms or something? People shorter than her that aren't planet size can do their own laundry.
And am I supposed to believe she has T-Rex arms or something? People shorter than her that aren't planet size can do their own laundry.
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And what hot young stud wouldn't want a piece of this, hmmm?
This must be an old photo. Her face has been so fat in the past few videos that it's taken on a completely different shape. She's probably like 50 elbeez heavier.
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"it's just what works for me" except, amber, that it literally hasn't worked for you AT ALL in the past
she'll definitely hit 600 by the end of january
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And what hot young stud wouldn't want a piece of this, hmmm?
I guess Becky did/does
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6k eh? Nice, we got a number, kids. If I'm hungry, bitch stfu.
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That's 270 grams. I wouldn't really call that 'weight loss' since most people lose more 'weight' when they go to the bathroom. Hell, cats lose more weight than that when they go shit and piss.