🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Toxoplasmosis said:
It's not Becky's responsibility, though, because she's not married to Amber. Her parents would be expected to pay as the next of kin - and good luck with that.
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To bad Amber didn't think of that when she bought HER car. She could've saddled Necks with a domestic partnership if they owned it together.
 
JerkyPirate said:
She is 100% banking on the "out" part of that question. Becky for sure gets her fast food and take out on the regular.
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Yeah, didn't she confirm it last video? (video before last? The fuck am I going to rewatch to check) She said that Becky and her had both eaten a lot of fast food while she'd been in bed. Prime example of the inside of her head justifying every lie she tells.
 
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Of course not, you idiot, it's shaped like an ice cream cone.
 
emspex said:
This is a good point. You're right, it would be better organized to just relegate this thread to Amber's social media, and anything posted by one of the sideshow cast can be discussed in the other thread.
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I agree, this thread is mostly amber content anyway, should have separated in the first place. Good luck sorting through all 95 pages to figure out which ones are just amber and which are the supporting group :panda:
 
diana said:
I agree, this thread is mostly amber content anyway, should have separated in the first place. Good luck sorting through all 95 pages to figure out which ones are just amber and which are the supporting group :panda:
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LOL ain't nobody got time for that. We're just gonna set up guidelines going forward.
 
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While I was looking for things that Hamber weighs more than I had a bunch of stuff pop up that couldn't support her at her current weight I've attached a few examples. Funny that some of these things were built for larger people yet she still exceeds their limit!
 
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Dia de Muertos said:
She really drove the bed bound saga ahead today without even realizing it I think in her new video when she went on to talk about how she can't walk at all because it hurts. I think she is under the impression that she is going to wake up one day and it won't hurt as bad anymore and she'll be able to build back up her mobility.. But I highly doubt that will happen. She's legit entered the danger zone and a new saga has begun.
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Yeah, and she's using more excuses to avoid walking. She said she couldn't even imagine walking 8k steps anymore, and those steps were inflated because of her weight. It makes me think that a trip to the kitchen and back is labour intensive for her.
 
I’ve never looked at her ask.fm until today but I ran across this and thought I would share.
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And I’ve never laughed harder Who the fuck does she think is hitting on her and what does she think “hitting on” constitutes? Someone telling you “excuse me” when they go around you in Wal-Mart doesn’t mean they wanna fuck you Amber hahaha! Or does she think people staring at her massive girth dragging a mobility scooter around the freezer section is them eye-fucking her?

GORL you’re nearly 550lbs and can’t even walk down a Wally World aisle. You can’t stand for more than a few minutes and you get winded just from talking. You go out either looking like unwashed, unkempt shit, or like a tacky gypsy that rolled out of a wagon parked behind Claire’s. What can you honestly offer someone (it ain’t like you can travel and do fun couple shit, your Lexington adventure proved that)and why would they ever look at you and think you’re desirable?

Actually, nah I take it back. You’re so desirable and hawt you can do way better than Becky. She’s holding you back and you should break up with her and film yourself going on big lezzy dates with all those suitors you have.
 
The irony being that Amber is the one who is always controlling in her relationships and gets jealous over "random things".

Fat blob is more transparent than jello.
 
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This might be my favorite Amberism. Not only is she still insisting that she "didn't break a furniture", she is so certain of her word choice she linked the definition.
I laughed with fierce y'all.
 
It might be worth remembering, at this juncture, that no official Amberlynn YouTube video has shown her outside of the house since the "Casting Call" upload of Aug 11, 2018, which (iirc) was still when her videos were lagging behind the actual date.

The only real evidence we have seen of anything resembling walking or going outside since then has been the minute-long Snapchat video of her standing in the doorway on a rainy day. She blew off going to the gym with Becky all this week. She blew off her steps. She lazed around and binged all week...

The Bedbound Saga's demarcation line really seems to be the epic "Hi, I'm Amberlynn" upload of August 16, although her bedbound days preceded that upload by five days. Unless she snaps out of it quick -and she gives no indication that she is likely to do so- that leg and back pain really will be too unbearable for her, and she'll be stuck for real. Housebound, bedbound, doesn't matter... Even the 750 pound fatties on "The Show" manage to get to the kitchen and bathroom sometimes. But that's as far as most of them get.

In a crazy way ('natch) this is what she wanted all along. To be cared for and fed by loyal servants.

Two ways I see it ending... a sudden health emergency, or possible death, puts the Amberlynn Show out of production for good (the spinoff "Becky and Friends" will go the way of AfterMASH, if you'll forgive the esoteric reference). Or a rebellion among Becky, her BFF Eric, and irascible Ricky, and Amberlynn is tossed to the curb.

The next few months will become grim or fascinating (depending on outlook), it seems... Becky actually holds all the cards right now but is too dumb to realize it. Eric is the wildcard. It may be noteworthy that Amberlynn pouts that he doesn't want to play games with her anymore...

Of course, this weird stalemate could also continue for months or even years in its boring way too, but I think something's gonna give sooner rather than later.
 
Basketball Jones said:
I’ve never looked at her ask.fm until today but I ran across this and thought I would share. View attachment 529723 And I’ve never laughed harder Who the fuck does she think is hitting on her and what does she think “hitting on” constitutes? Someone telling you “excuse me” when they go around you in Wal-Mart doesn’t mean they wanna fuck you Amber hahaha! Or does she think people staring at her massive girth dragging a mobility scooter around the freezer section is them eye-fucking her?

GORL you’re nearly 550lbs and can’t even walk down a Wally World aisle. You can’t stand for more than a few minutes and you get winded just from talking. You go out either looking like unwashed, unkempt shit, or like a tacky gypsy that rolled out of a wagon parked behind Claire’s. What can you honestly offer someone (it ain’t like you can travel and do fun couple shit, your Lexington adventure proved that)and why would they ever look at you and think you’re desirable?

Actually, nah I take it back. You’re so desirable and hawt you can do way better than Becky. She’s holding you back and you should break up with her and film yourself going on big lezzy dates with all those suitors you have.
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" Hello how are you today? The usual orange chicken and rice?"
"Hiii, I'll switch it up today, I'll have 2 slices of cheesecake. Becky ,what do you want?"
"1 slice of cheesecake ,I'm dieting"
"Great choice! I'll see you ladies get your order asap"

"OMG BECKYY DID YOU SEE THAT?! HE WAS TOTSLLY HITTING ON ME ..ARENT YOU JEALOUS "
 
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Fatguypewdiepie said:
" Hello how are you today? The usually orange chicken and rice?"
"Hiii, I'll switch it up today, I'll have 2 slices of cheesecake. Becky ,what do you want?"
"1 slice of cheesecake ,I'm dieting"
"Great choice! I'll see you ladies get your order asap"

"OMG BECKYY DID YOU SEE THAT?! HE WAS TOTSLLY HITTING ON ME ..ARENT YOU JEALOUS "
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She looooves claiming men want her, it's gross.
 
I don't know that Amber blew off the gym. She's too fat for gym equipment and she knows it. Did I miss her claiming she was going to use the gym anyway? I mean, her walking plan was from room to room in her house. She's not willing to exercise outside.

We also know she went out to eat from one of Eric's vlogs.

Just throwing that out there. I do agree with your post, especially the most depressing part that this is just going to drag on for years.
 
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