🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She can't even see her toes, let alone touch them.

Amber doesn't think she is fat, she just weighs a lot.

emspex said:
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My favorite Amber gif of all time. I have never seen anybody being so awkward in my life. WTF? Why is she holding the club like that? It has to be because of her fat blubber arms.
 
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literally low-key said:
My favorite Amber gif of all time. I have never seen anybody being so awkward in my life. WTF? Why is she holding the club like that? It has to be because of her fat blubber arms.
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She literally cannot hold it the way an able-bodied (not morbidly obese) person would. Her belly is in the way. Which is why her claim of touching her toes is fucking bullshit. She’s such a mess.
 
diana said:
Oh my god that fucking form. She's holding the club that way to hold her weight while she bends over.

Ugh this image is cursed...
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I love it as much as the gif of her waddling into the frame and clapping her hands straight armed and laughing during the Dusty era. Gorl does everything in a way that makes her look like a super sped toddler.

Edit: if someone has that gif can they post it again? It brings me life.
 
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Kelly Bundy said:
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Jesus fucking Christ Amber. :islamic: happy monday everyone :islamic:
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I think she meant that time she heard Eric and Ricky having sex... they were saying "shhh" and "go faster" (beanbag in a hurry) and then didn't she make a video thinking she was being haunted or something? or was that a fan video?
 
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The asker didn't specify "touch your toes with your fingers" so big AL can say she wasn't lying when she gets inadvertently busted later
 
Whatthefuck said:
She may be worried that the phlebotomist won't be able to find a vein easily and she'll have to get stuck a couple of times. Can you imagine even applying the tourniquet around that Smithfield ham? Even if that's the case, it's horse shit. She's a goddamned adult and most of us don't like having blood drawn, but understand that it's just a part of life.
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This is :late: but they'd have to use damn belt for a tourniquet...

sperginity said:
There are far worse people who are rich for life because of the family they were born into, I wish some of these a-logs would meet some really wealthy people to understand how low tier amber's income is, and how god awful most rich people are to everyone else. Amber has to debase herself for less money than she can spend. She doesn't even own a home.
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Also, she's a ticking time bomb financially. Once her body implodes from all that weight and she gets older, her medical bills will be phenomenal. She's 28 and has zero savings for retirement, emergencies, etc. And she has no insurance or job prospects for the future. I don't care that she makes that much money (someone else's paycheque isn't my business), and because it's going to bite her in the ass big time in the future.

Edit: I double posted... sorry *sigh*:feels:
 
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FitBitch said:
Why even bother at this point, Amber? You can't stick to a vegan diet, weight watchers or just simply counting your fucking calories. Keto is not the magic diet you're going to stick to over everything else... I'm just so tired.
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Don't worry, she's just asking for opinions. She might be planning a video where she uses her superior knowledge of nutrition/dieting to explain why keto can't possibly work for her.
 
I have a feeling we are already well into it

She ran out of stuff to record, that's why there is barely a new video
 
Kelly Bundy said:
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Jesus fucking Christ Amber. :islamic: happy monday everyone :islamic:
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Sex to Amberlynn is Becky grinding her kneefat fold while AL is on Twitter or ASK.

Amber has only had "sex" with Kacey and Dusty, confirmed by the Kasey texts. Supposedly. She never had sex with Krystel as Amber was just being a sped watcher and cat/dog feeder for her parents.

And even then I think AL faked being into it to get it over faster.

Amber is in no way even IF she was thinner a giving partner, she just lays there like a dead whale. I cannot for the life of me even consider ANY of her gorlfriends besides Dusty being into it.
 
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She must be bored bc she reenabled ask.fm.

Omfg could you imagine if she was actually named “Mersadies Marie Reid”? Would she still weigh a quarter ton? With a name like Mersadies Marie anything is possible I guess.

Does Amber know it’s spelled Mercedes or do you think it’s a trashy re-spelling?

Edit: I don’t really read the main thread too much so it may have been posted there before. Do screen caps of all social media belong here or is this main thread material? @emspex Just wondering :feels:
 
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