🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I understand that when you have an online presence its best to keep some parts of your life private, but she acts like a celebrity in the way she shares information. She’s super vague about little things when people ask her a question so that she never has to actually answer it. It’s so irritating. You’re not famous gorl!!
 
FotzenHunt42 said:
Why no thread about her whining on YN on the 14th? It's pure cringe... I loved how she keeps repeating herself, every time she fucks up it's the same bullshit: muh deression, hayduz, it's not my job but it's also my job, sorry not sorry etc. etc.
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Someone please make this thread, I don't know anything about YK and missed the video.
 
Idk if someone has mentioned this before but if Im entertaining the thought that she actually had a casting call then I think its probably The Doctors. My 600 lb Life wouldnt take her seriously and The Doctors has already done a segment about a Youtuber.

 
creature said:
I remember that, it was the right path. However her lack of compromise to stick to a plan made it fail miserably.

Also, you can put on comfly shoes without tie and untie, that's not an excuse.
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Tbh I miss the manic walk-around-the-room videos. The gifs from them alone were stellar.
 
Maybe this whole casting call is for a new weightloss show. Amberlynn will step out on a comically large balance and they will attempt to balance her with increasing comedic counter weights. Currently Amber admits to weighing 529 pounds (239.95 kg).

Some examples of things AL is heavier than include
  1. 3.1 American women
  2. 2.7 American men
  3. 63 gallons of water
  4. 1 adult male tiger
  5. 2 old refrigerators
  6. 2.5 baby elephants
  7. 1.3 dwarf sperm whales
  8. 1.8 adult male bull sharks
  9. 1.2 Wampas from Empire Strikes Back
  10. 1.3 large motorcycles
 
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Since she didn't say what her phobia was she's said before she has that phobia where she's scared of holes... there was a video where Eric or Rickie had dots on their arm and she ran out of the room screeching
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If she is scared of holes, why does she prefer pussy over dick? o.0
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
If she is scared of holes, why does she prefer pussy over dick? o.0
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I firmly believe she saw something on IG or FB at some point because there was something going around at some point with a lotus pod photoshopped onto a back or arm or something and it was to introduce the world to trypophobia which is apparently a relatively common aversion to things with multiple, close together holes in them. Since she wears those damn cardigans and you can see her skin through the knit, I highly doubt she's really got it.
 
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So says Amber "Eats Out at Least Once a Day" Reid.

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Bullshit. We know she doesn't do well living alone. How would she even get to CA? Could she really afford to live there, considering how much she spends on food, journals, and junk jewelry every month? Who would even rent to her, as it doesn't seem like she has any sort of credit history?

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Aka basic bitch bipolar. Self diagnosed by Dr. Trasha, Armchair Psychiatrist.

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"Wake up in the morning". :optimistic:
 
Remember during their 'vacation' for Pride when she waddled into their motel room and saw the wheelchair accessible shower and was all jelly. And neither of them suggested trading rooms.

I bet the guys have that room because it might be bigger, but being closer to the kitchen (and maybe the bathroom too) would also be a bonus because it would upset Hamber.
 
also autistic said:
Doesn't like people cooking for her but only ever eats food prepared by other people. Fucking hell AL.
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Right? That shit kills me. This bitch LIVES to eat out, AKA eat food other people prepare for her. Fucking hell she has no self awareness. The lies just flow out in an orange chicken haze. What she meant to say is that she eats several portions and when people cook, they generally cook for human sized portions and I, personally, would be fucked if I'd cook extra portions just because I have a quarter ton toddler to feed as well.
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
Remember during their 'vacation' for Pride when she waddled into their motel room and saw the wheelchair accessible shower and was all jelly. And neither of them suggested trading rooms.

I bet the guys have that room because it might be bigger, but being closer to the kitchen (and maybe the bathroom too) would also be a bonus because it would upset Hamber.
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I think the guy's bathroom doesn't have that glass sliding door that makes it hard for AL to get into her shower. And that one time she fell in Eric's shower (she might of been bleeding in it to the one time she got her period)..so she seems to prefer their bathroom at home as well. Does AL have to walk through the guy's bedroom to get their bathroom? I wonder if it's in a way they could switch but don't want to.
 
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