🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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This sudden drought may have something to do with the show she interviewed for - maybe she's busy with filming, but much more likely she didn't get it and is depressed that she put effort into a new fake "personality" for a few videos. Likelier than either of these however is the prospect of her making up the whole thing. If, as has been suggested, she is transitioning into bed-bondage, her future videos will be very interesting, because her mental health is going to go from a dumpster fire to a napalmed landfill.

ETA: "very interesting" in the way a plane crash documentary is very interesting.
 
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She can take the whole month off if she wants to. I'll enjoy watching her scramble to make up for the lost videos as the orange chicken and Walmart bucks start running out.
 
Big Al might be locked away in her room, too depressed to vlog, but thank god she still has the strength and motivation to tweet herself super humble compliments. I appreciate how she made sure not to lahh here, saying she doesn't have a SINGLE fake profile. Because obviously she has multiple fake ones, y'all.
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Like this one, for instance. Brand new account, 1 follower, following 2 people and only tweets about our gorl:
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I do believe AL has legit depression, mostly because her brain chemicals and entire body must be so screwed with all that extra weight. And hey, I get taking a mental health day if you feel down, but you have to pick yourself up from that funk. One of the most important things about coping with depression is taking care of yourself physically. You need regular exercise, a good sleep schedule, and a good diet. Sitting in bed feeling all boo-hoo for yourself isn't going to do crap!

Most people have obligations and responsibility in life (job, family, friends, volunteer work, etc) that MAKE you get up and go even when depression has you down and that will eventually help you beat depressive episodes. But AL has no responsibilities and Necky is just as content as AL is to sit in bed all day and accomplish nothing.
 
She needs to find some kind of activity she can do away from the house that isn't eating. If she has depression, staying home and not going anywhere could make her feel worse, I truly do believe that. Going out can make you feel better. The problem is when she goes out, she eats 4,000 calories.

She must find something else to do. And there's something out there for her, I don't care if it's a tiny hick town. There's something to do if she put her mind to finding something and committed to doing it.
 
Going to walmart everyday is actually a good idea to make the minimun steps to stay active.
Only if she stops wearing those stupid ballerina shoes and put on some comfy trainers maybe she wouldn't have to ride a scooter that much.
 
Fatguypewdiepie said:
How? Necky drivers her to Walmart and she uses scooters at Walmart . So how?
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Inside the store, you can walk while browsing. Believe it or not, you can spend a lot of time moving your body while doing so specially if she goes to a megastore where there's a lot of aisles and departments to visit.

Let's be realistic. For a 500lb person is a good start, mini walks daily until she can move for longer periods of time and take proper walks.
 
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creature said:
Inside the store, you can walk while browsing. Believe it or not, you can spend a lot of time moving your body while doing so specially if she goes to a megastore where there's a lot of aisles and departments to visit.

Let's be realistic. For a 500lb person is a good start, mini walks daily until she can move for longer periods of time and take proper walks.
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But she's only walking from the house to the car, and from the car to get on a scooter. She's not walking around inside WalMart, she's riding.
 
ADHD said:
But she's only walking from the house to the car, and from the car to get on a scooter. She's not walking around inside WalMart, she's riding.
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I know, that's why I suggested that little tweak in her routine to get the ball rolling for her.
The only way to be motivated to exercise if we are not a gym person is to do an activity that we enjoy, even if it is as trivial as to go window shopping, play minigolf, visit museums, anything that involves walking.

At the same time, get rid of ultra processed food, diet, increase physical activity over time, have a gastric bypass, and for the love of jeebus, STICK TO A PLAAAAAAAANNNNNN



she's doomed.
 
This has been talked about a lot on Twitter but in case you aren't in on it yet;

AMBERCON 2018: Haydur Nation
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If you're not busy this coming Saturday at 4PM EST, a few creators are throwing together an online bitchfest to be hosted on MichaelBePetty's channel (you can set a YT reminder here). Confirmed to attend the livestream so far are Michael Lawrence, Cxnt, WiLLo Davis, Sarcastic Potato, Zachary Michael, and Damon White.
 
C3PBRO said:
This has been talked about a lot on Twitter but in case you aren't in on it yet;

AMBERCON 2018: Haydur Nation
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If you're not busy this coming Saturday at 4PM EST, a few creators are throwing together an online bitchfest to be hosted on MichaelBePetty's channel (you can set a YT reminder here). Confirmed to attend the livestream so far are Michael Lawrence, Cxnt, WiLLo Davis, Sarcastic Potato, Zachary Michael, and Damon White.
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I think it's safe to assume Big Al will be attending.
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Citroen said:
She can take the whole month off if she wants to. I'll enjoy watching her scramble to make up for the lost videos as the orange chicken and Walmart bucks start running out.
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There is still Eric to watch and plenty of other cows. So not really a great loss on our side. She is the only one loosing here and it's not weight
 
creature said:
Going to walmart everyday is actually a good idea to make the minimun steps to stay active.
Only if she stops wearing those stupid ballerina shoes and put on some comfy trainers maybe she wouldn't have to ride a scooter that much.
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She had somewhat ok trainers months back. In the "challenges being me" videos she said it's hard for her to put on shoes and tie them. she didn't say it but that is why she goes for flats since she can slip them on easily especially when they stretch out to bowl sized. Wearing those cheap flats probably fucked up her feet and joints more and probably contributed on her way of the bed becoming her permanent home. But that's AL- cute and dainty came before taking care of her health and body.

People should stop thinking of activities AL can do. It's over- she's bedbound. Forever. There is no turning back or help for her now. Maybe those activities can save Becky before it's too late for her.
 
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Her silence is ominous. I keep Googling "Uzi rooftop Kentucky" for when Becks has finally had enough.
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That's not how lesbians do it. No, Becky would pack everybody into the car and tell them they're all going to Cheesecake Factory. Then, after they've driven three of the five hours required to get to civilisation when you live in Hobunken, Kentucky, Thumbtanic will veer to the right, off the road, and then off a cliff. (I'm sure Kentucky doesn't have cliffs but it does for the purposes of this augury).

Eric perishes instantly, as does Amber. Thumbtanic survives the impact but goes down over the course of three interminable James Cameronesque hours.

They never find Ricky's body. Some say he's working on a ranch in Wyoming and answers to Scout. His co-workers tell that sometimes you catch a goofy little smile on his face, but he doesn't seem to know when he's doing it. He's just woken from a half-remembered Stygian dream, but his terror is borne away by the dappled light of dawn.
 
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