🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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London Raine said:
My blood just boils when I see AOpen a tin of veggies. Why can't she buy fresh? A bit of fresh carrots, cauliflower, and snap peas is just delicious steamed - with a pat of butter. As a general rule, it's best to keep cooking time, temperature and the amount of liquid to a minimum. That's why steaming is one of the best ways to cook most vegetables. Yet she throws her nasty canned beans in a pot of boiling water. Dam, I wish she would learn how to cook.
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I still contend that it is a texture issue.

Hamplanet wants to stuff as much food down her maw in the shortest time possible. She eats to feel full and softer textured foods make that as easy as possible.

This is why she eats canned veggies. She can chew once and swallow a serving spoon sized bite in 10 seconds or less.

Same reason she only eats tube meat. Easier to swallow. Rice? Doesn’t require chewing. Neither does ice cream, peanut butter cups, etc. The only thing she eats that requires moderate chewing is chips.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I'm sorry but she is not attractive IMO. Even if you waved a magic weight-loss wand and then sprinkled Amber with magic skin-tucking fairy dust, she has:
Bad skin
Potato nose flanked by large warts/moles
Liver lips
Jacked-up teeth
Huge dimpled Popeye chin
Perfectly round moon face

Her only attractive feature is her very thick hair, which looks like shit anyway because of her poor hygeine and poop bun
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Not to mention her bulldog jowls and jutting chin. Pictures posted of her father showed where she got that hideous feature.
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
She has said she feels fresh produce is overhandled. She doesn't explain what she means by that though.
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Oh so she won't eat fresh vegetables because they've passed through too many hands, but draping her stinking beetus mitts over everything in sight in every store ever is A-OK.
 
London Raine said:
My blood just boils when I see AOpen a tin of veggies. Why can't she buy fresh? A bit of fresh carrots, cauliflower, and snap peas is just delicious steamed - with a pat of butter. As a general rule, it's best to keep cooking time, temperature and the amount of liquid to a minimum. That's why steaming is one of the best ways to cook most vegetables. Yet she throws her nasty canned beans in a pot of boiling water. Dam, I wish she would learn how to cook.
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There have been claims in the past that frozen vegetables are healthier than fresh vegetables because they're technically taken from their original source and immediately frozen, therefore maintaining the integrity of whatever nutrients you're meant to get rather than allowing the vegetable to degrade over time between the time it's harvested, transported, stocked, purchased, and eventually prepared. Of course, ongoing research has shown that this is a totally moronic claim - any degradation that might happen is so minor it wouldn't even matter to the consumer.

Not that Amber could even possibly articulate any of this, mind you - she likely just read an article once and gave herself an asspat for being lazy and buying bagged vegetables much the same as she pats her own ass for buying sweet potatoes in fucking condoms (that cost more) so she doesn't have to wash them rather than purchasing them and washing them herself.
 
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After I saw this answer, I sent Amber an ask saying that she used the word wrong, then she deleted it and didn't respond to mine.
 
Today just underlines how serious AL takes her job. The moment she can't just upload old videos she doesn't upload. It seems like she really doesn't enjoy making videos. She records a bunch of videos at one time then does nothing while releasing them and only filming more once the backlog has run out.

No serious youtube vlogger just skips a whole week of their life regularly with no reason. Just like her half hearted diets she doesn't take her meal ticket seriously either.
 
FitBitch said:
Wow, what a cunt. Accidents happen, especially with children and elderly around. It takes understanding to work in caretaking roles with these groups. That resident can't help it. Imagine if AL had to pull someone who had shit themselves from the dining room to clean them up, change their clothes, toilet them, take them back to the dining room and heat up their food for them and all this time dining service is still going. There's no way AL could do that much for someone that's not her and not be a massive bitch the whole time.

She expects asspats for saying she bought Brady school shoes in a backhanded way that announces to everyone that Becky's family is poor and she's just SO GENEROUS.

Aide work is thankless and AL expects thanks for every little thing she does. This is probably why the act of getting a new glass of juice for someone was so irritating.[/
I can't imagine this disgusting thing taking care of anyone. I was in a rehabilitation center and was paralyzed on one side. I can't count the number of times I spilled stuff. It's humiliating to begin with but to have someone get mad makes in so much worse
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A couple of her latest.
In your face, haydurs! Destiny would have TOTALLY sold her soul for unlimited Hot Topics Tees! And no one that actually cares about her dog's welfare would misgender her! Get your priorities straight, gorls!
Her passive-aggressive "lols" are always such a nice touch.
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Nice strawman AL, nice deflection you fat cunt about the dog.

as far as Dusty this whale carcass claimed she could provide for her AND Dusty in a video when they moved to the townhouse.

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Anyone can see the way Destiny stood up to AL all the time and called her out on her bullshit on camera. Becky just takes her shit all the time, you can see how fed up she is with her permanent resting bitch face but she just rolls over and takes her lot in life.
 
Turd Blossom said:
A couple of her latest.
In your face, haydurs! Destiny would have TOTALLY sold her soul for unlimited Hot Topics Tees! And no one that actually cares about her dog's welfare would misgender her! Get your priorities straight, gorls!
Her passive-aggressive "lols" are always such a nice touch.
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I think I've figured out how she decides which non-answer to give to these IG questions. Gorl, she just pulls the string on her Pioneer Woman™ magic conch shell!

"Destiny wouldn't have lived off you"
*Amber pulls the string*
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Ignore the point of the question.

"I wasn't makeeen as much money"

"Why are you neglecting and abusing your animals?"
*Amber pulls the string*
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Attack the wording of the question.

"Um Twinkie is a gorl"

Sometimes Amber asks the conch her own questions.

"Should I stop eating 7000 calories a day while making weight loss vlogs?"
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Was watching a video of hers and was thinking how delusional it is for her to think "Oh, I dont see anything wrong with diet soda!". Okay, lets entertain the thought that you can drink it and still lose weight, having a sugary drink is just gonna make you want more sugar. Especially for someone who is a sugar addict like her.
 
A few weeks and pounds ago Amber listed her struggles for us. She couldn't walk or bend over or do dishes or any chores. She couldn't ride in the car without being in pain, couldn't fit through the shower door, couldn't do her laundry without help.
Now, she's a dancin' fool. Everything is great. She's laughing all the time and always on the go. What the fuck happened? She's fatter than ever and wants us to believe she's not struggling any longer. She's a split personality, a nut.
 
xenomorph said:
AL is doing what she did when Dusty and her were having problems. She is putting on makeup and dressing a little better and acting chipper. Honestly, this is what happens before a relationship with her is ending or ends, she is sprucing up to look for another bull dyke to move in with we have seen this before. Trust us, we know
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Here's hoping the next dyke will be better than necky the angry thumb. What a dissapointment she has been. But probably she is used to being a dissapointment to everyone in her life by now .
 
Turd Blossom said:
Jesus. Had to tap out after having my eardrums pierced by her nonstop squealing and shrieking with inane, forced laughter. Screenshot a lovely pic of the iconic duo before I left though.View attachment 515461
Edit: Wtf where did her choker go? It was visable moments before this. Has her neck swallowed it? I'm horrified and confused.
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She's face timing with her ex? Wonder how necky feels about it or is she busy playing with Naruto dolls?
 
I think the next gorlfriend will be even worse than Becky. They would have to be, to willingly jump on that train right when it's about to crash and burn.
 
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