🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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NervousSideEye said:
Maybe I'm exceptional, but I find it nasty that Becky (and I'm sure Big Albert as well) is using a pillow without a pillow case. How lazy do you have to be to feel like putting a case on a pillow is just too much effort?
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Amber and Becky clearly did not learn from the last time people chewed them out for co-sleeping. People give you the pack-and-play when you watch their kid overnight for a reason.
 
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Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
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I don't know fuck all about YN but we all know she will deny everything she is accused of doing (or not doing). Even if someone proves you can, she will feign ignorance and be all: I'm dying, you dumbass!
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Jfc. She was messing with her phone during the livestream, the comments were all asspats, and the receipts are all over Twitter.
True to form, instead of coming up with a reasonable lahh or god forbid the truth, she goes with "Whaaaa? I didn't even know you could do that!!!". So entirely predictable.
"Becky didn't drink!! Snacks on the floor next to our cart?! I don't know what you're talking about!! Those aren't ours!! I wasn't Tweeting about Chantal, it was another Youtuber!"
If she lies so casually to her viewers about such obvious shit, imagine how often she lies to the actual people in her life who actually care about her.
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C3PBRO said:
lol she is such a chicken-shit motherfucker. And Backwoods Becky the Thumb will just feebly back her up, chins a-wagglin', because she wants a Naruto graphic tee or some other stupid inconsequential bullshit not worth her health or time on this earth. What a couple of goddamn faggots. Yes I'm a-logging, fight me.
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I can't really fault you for the a-logging. Our gorl has been quite the cocky little cunt lately. It's a strange mixture of enraging and sad as she's acting like she's hot shit when she's eating herself to an early grave.
 
AmbazFetidTaint said:
Her face is pretty, if she could only lose those pesky 400 pounds she really would look and feel better. Also, if she were way less of a total gaping cunt that would also help.
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Her face is average. Make up makes it better but she wouldn't win any beauty contests even if she were thin. No matter though, years and years of carrying her extra weight has made it that her face will not be what it could have been. If she were to manage to drop 400 lbs, plastic surgery would be needed all over for her to not look like a sad, deflated balloon.

I'm not convinced that even if she made it to her magic 199 lbs that she wouldn't need tucks and tightening. She's young but she has been morbidly obese most of her life.

Is there a way we can actually narrow it down? Did she mention the network it's on? There must be a list for casting calls somewhere and there's only so many shows that would be able to spin ALs life as part of their narrative.
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She didn't give any details. It could have been a private meeting and not an open call too. She doesn't indicate that they traveled anywhere for it (though it could have been in Lexington since they go often enough). She just wants everyone's positive thoughts, ok?
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
I'm not convinced that even if she made it to her magic 199 lbs that she wouldn't need tucks and tightening. She's young but she has been morbidly obese most of her life.
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She most definitely would. Total powerlevel, but I am currently recovering from surgery (skin removal) for that very reason, and my start weight was not in the AL weight class. She would need major work done. If you compare her to others in the WLS community who did start around ALs weight or near it she may well even have to do it in stages, as people lose the skin becomes more cumbersome and starts causing health issues due to the way it hangs. This means people who are successful from super-morbidly obese weights may have something like a panniculectomy (only removes the hanging part of the stomach) to allow them to keep working towards goal weight so they can have a tummy tuck or whatever when they're done losing the weight.
 
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NervousSideEye said:
Maybe I'm exceptional, but I find it nasty that Becky (and I'm sure Big Albert as well) is using a pillow without a pillow case. How lazy do you have to be to feel like putting a case on a pillow is just too much effort?
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Necky is so weird about her family, makes me wonder why she doesnt just move in with her sister since her brother in law is working many many hours away from home. Look, nothing wrong with a close family but Necky treats them like life jackets. I can't put my finger on it but she's so attached to them like a safety net.

Her casting call was for:

Feeder Porn
More Feeder Porn
A new sped GF in Florida
National Geographic
Whale Watchers
Foodie Beauty octagon deathmatch
NASA using her weight to see how much capacity the Discovery can handle
Using her ass as a new continent.
Being the new Michelin Man
Hoarders
MTV True Life: I Traded my Health for Money
Motion Capture for Resident Evil for a huge boomer-like zombie
To use her ass as a new bus line for Kentucky
2020 Crisco Babe (docudrama)
New game show: Who Wants to be a Metric Ton
 
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xenomorph said:
Necky is so weird about her family, makes me wonder why she doesnt just move in with her sister since her brother in law is working many many hours away from home. Look, nothing wrong with a close family but Necky treats them like life jackets. I can't put my finger on it but she's so attached to them like a safety net.
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Not so attached that she won't risk crushing that poor little bugger to death in his taco blanket.
 
I'm sorry but she is not attractive IMO. Even if you waved a magic weight-loss wand and then sprinkled Amber with magic skin-tucking fairy dust, she has:
Bad skin
Potato nose flanked by large warts/moles
Liver lips
Jacked-up teeth
Huge dimpled Popeye chin
Perfectly round moon face

Her only attractive feature is her very thick hair, which looks like shit anyway because of her poor hygeine and poop bun
 
AmbazFetidTaint said:
Her face is pretty, if she could only lose those pesky 400 pounds she really would look and feel better. Also, if she were way less of a total gaping cunt that would also help.
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When people say 'your face is pretty' to a fat person, they never mean an unqualified 'your face is pretty'. What they mean is 'I can imagine that your face would be pretty if it were not round and bloated from being fat'.

Amber's face is not pretty. It might be pretty if it had not expanded like a water-absorbing polymer bead ready to release its fluid to some unsuspecting houseplant. But even those water beads don't hold a camera to their face, posing and preening and fluttering mascara-laden lashes to an (un)adoring public.
 
SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I'm sorry but she is not attractive IMO. Even if you waved a magic weight-loss wand and then sprinkled Amber with magic skin-tucking fairy dust, she has:
Bad skin
Potato nose flanked by large warts/moles
Liver lips
Jacked-up teeth
Huge dimpled Popeye chin
Perfectly round moon face

Her only attractive feature is her very thick hair, which looks like shit anyway because of her poor hygeine and poop bun
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Her hair doesn't seem very thick to me, it looks average
 
I was googling to see if I could find anything listed for casting calls in Kentucky .. one popped out at me .. Fried Food Masters ... they are looking for eaters or chefs of fried foods .. check out the description of what they are looking for:

"What They Are Looking For

Do you love chowing down on fried chicken or ending a meal with a humongous fried dessert? Are you a chef who specializes in the CRAZIEST fried food in your area? Are you a HUGE PERSONALITY who has never listened to the “don’t play with your food!” rule?"

Open to people from anywhere in the United States

Hmmmmm ... she fits it!
 
the hugga bunch said:
I honestly feel like her new editing and overly exuberant personality as of late might have to do with whatever TV show is interested in her. They probably wont show any interest in her unless she acts like a wild YT celebrity otherwise why would any reality series be interested in her? She doesn't average enough views to garner her own show that's for sure. 50k views aint shit.
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she’s trying to act/edit/talk like bigger youtubers. the editing is moving towards Emma Chamberlain territory, the way she talks about beauty products and purses is like any beauty youtuber, and the singing is just...weird. she’s also trying to reclaim the magic of the Golden Era of AL...but she can never get Destiny back so that’s not working.
 
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