🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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SAVE TWINKIE! said:
I do wonder if Density still texts AOn the low and that's part of the reason AL still pines for her. Obviously Destiny is in a better relationship now, but she's always been kind of a skank type sooo

e: Been meaning to ask, what is this dumbshit word filter that sometimes(?) changes A.mber to "AO" ?
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I think they're "friends" just as Dana and AL are "friends", so Amber doesn't expose them or send hate their way.

I noticed that the filter corrects Amber to AO when you use a word starting with O after her name, I just put two spaces afterwards. No clue why it's like that
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
It would be hilarious watching her try to climb into a truck. I don't think she has the arm strength to pull herself up even a little bit.

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A huge truck - hell no. I'd crack the fuck up laughing. But one of those SUVs or crossovers shouldn't be a problem. I've noticed that a lot of morbidly obese people, at least from what I've seen, prefer the cars/trucks that are higher off the ground because it's easier on their knees and backs to get into, not to mention more roomy inside than a tiny Accent or the like.
 
tbh I have heard way worse names than rarity. but it does sound like a pet name more than a human one
 
sis no said:
Her obsession with the name Rarity is really weird. It's whatever to name your cat that, I've seen worse names, but a human being?? Walking around with the name Rarity?? She's not all there
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White trash in all English-speaking countries give their children awful "unusual" names (particularly daughters, since you can basically name girls anything). In the Southern US, you can trace it back to planters giving their daughters exotic, often doubled first names to up their Southern Belle glamour stakes - Katie Scarlett from Gone With The Wind is the most famous example.
 
666EVE666 said:
I think they're "friends" just as Dana and AL are "friends", so Amber doesn't expose them or send hate their way.

I noticed that the filter corrects Amber to AO when you use a word starting with O after her name, I just put two spaces afterwards. No clue why it's like that
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It has to do with Nick Bate, sorta to protect his victim.
 
666EVE666 said:
She was live with Density, and she can see whoever was in the chat (mentioned someone is UHB-SESSSSED, Pam?), and whoever watches the live afterwards. It's mostly just her gushing over Density, Density asking Amber to buy a new bra (I miss Density era RIP), and yeah just showing off for Density.
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Jesus. Had to tap out after having my eardrums pierced by her nonstop squealing and shrieking with inane, forced laughter. Screenshot a lovely pic of the iconic duo before I left though.
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Edit: Wtf where did her choker go? It was visable moments before this. Has her neck swallowed it? I'm horrified and confused.
 
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And if you're super obese, you can't even have a normal cremation, 'cause you won't fit.
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I watched a documentary show that stated in order to cremate morbidly obese corpses, they would have to cut their limbs so that the corpse would fit.
 
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Casting interview she says. Will Amber finally meet Dr Now?

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No wonder gorl was so manic during that instagram live. She thinks she’s hot shit.

:optimistic: I want Big AL and Eric to go on Maury Poavich like Elijah and Christine did. :optimistic:
 
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CindyChafe said:
Casting interview she says. Will Amber finally meet Dr Now?

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No wonder gorl was so manic during that instagram live. She thinks she’s hot shit.

:optimistic: I want Big AL and Eric to go on Maury Poavich like Elijah and Christine did. :optimistic:
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Well she’s been working hard eating all that orange chicken to get the interview
 
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Because elevators have weight limits, duh. Where I live, a lot of old buildings have elevators with a weight capacity of 480-550lbs or 3-4 people. But if you feeling dangerous and frisky, one dainty gorl.
 
Kelly Bundy said:
Because elevators have weight limits, duh. Where I live, a lot of old buildings have elevators with a weight capacity of 480-550lbs or 3-4 people. But if you feeling dangerous and frisky, one dainty gorl.
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She should be fine—for now. Elevator producers are erring on the side of caution. In reality, the elevator can probably lift as much as 25% more than it’s uppermost reported limit. Worst case scenario: it stops and she has to call for help. Even old elevators have built-in mechanisms to prevent major accidents.

Come to think of it, she might have more issues with modern elevators, which almost always have weight sensors. While old elevators would put the elbow grease into dragging her fat ass upstairs, new ones would flat-out refuse to budge.
 
CindyChafe said:
Casting interview she says. Will Amber finally meet Dr Now?

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No wonder gorl was so manic during that instagram live. She thinks she’s hot shit.

:optimistic: I want Big AL and Eric to go on Maury Poavich like Elijah and Christine did. :optimistic:
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A casting interview? This is promising. What could it have been for, except for white trash poverty porn?
 
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