🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Oh okay, so why is everything you publish online engineered to contradict the opinions of haydurs?

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Empress Oink thanking herself on a fake account for giving this tired old screencap another airing. He probably watches your vids for the same reason we do.

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She would lose 20lbs a week on 2000 calories a day.

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Only the fines perfumes aimed at pregnant teens and $2 wax melts. Also, pretty sure you get your 4000 calorie midnight snacks in a Walmart scooter not a Target one gorl
 
497 said:
The frozen vegetables she probably means less people touch them (and why she always buys the potatoes wrapped in plastic). Gorl is too lazy to actually wash fresh vegetables.. you want her to wash vegetables and do the dishes??
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I figure she doesn't know how to pick out produce so frozen is easier. She did, after all, toss out perfectly good potatoes just because the eyes started to sprout a bit. Couldn't even be assed to Google if they were ok to eat. (We know asking the fags would be pointless as they are just clueless and Becky doesn't know what she's talking about when she does offer info.)

Turd Blossom said:
Apologies in advance for the :autism::autism::autism:: I don't know what tf she is talking about with the "tampering" nonsense, but there have been some studies showing that because frozen produce is generally picked at peak maturity before processing, it might retain slightly more nutrients than the fresh versions that are shipped across the country and are often picked when underripe so they'll last a bit longer.

In all the research I've done, it's clearly best to buy seasonal, local produce, but since Al does all her shopping at Walmart and can't be assed to stop at a local produce stand, she assumes frozen veggies have "more nutrition".
Also, if you use frozen you lose any of the benefits if you cook it too long, and after seeing the overcooked slop she serves up, there's no doubt there's very few vitamins left.
This just seems like another excuse to be lazy and condescending, per usual for our gorl.
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I think it's a toss up on fresh versus frozen but I agree that cooking the veggies to death does her no favors. Walmart does sell some locally sourced produce but obviously I can't speak for her specific Walmart. It would take minimal effort (lolz) to see if there are any farms that sell in town or roadside. Her use of the word 'tampering' was the odd thing for me.

Ideally, as someone else mentioned somewhere here, they would have their own garden. Laziness and lack of any sort of physical motivation rule that out though. Too bad as they have time, space, a long growing season, likely decent soil judging by the farmland we see on their drives, and if we believe Amber's income she throws out, the funds to buy some equipment to lighten the work a bit.
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
I don't for one second believe she has paid anything on her student loans.
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Exactly. And might I add, Google: Do I have to repay my Brown Mackie loan? Because they were such a shitty school and closed with almost no notice, its possible she could be relieved of that obligation. Ethier way, we all know shes not actually doing anything like an adult.
 
Strine said:
Her will will be made out to Destiny and Becky will have to find a new Jabba to her Leia.
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I doubt she has a will.

Would her family get the money in that case? How would that work, since she doesn't seem to have a bank account? I think the money is kept in Neckys account, so she would just keep the money I guess.
 
Speculating about Amberlynn learning how to garden so she can have fresh vegetables is the most :autism: thing I've ever seen.
 
Doubt there'd be any money - burying our gorl isn't going to come cheap; she'd need a custom coffin and specialist crematorium and I doubt she's willing to even think about something like a "green" burial (death is icky, ewww. Now you made me depresshunned, take me to Lardland reeeee) so Necky will have a great big fuckoff huge corpse and a great big fuckoff huge bill on her hands. And that's assuming AL does the decent thing and just drops down dead, rather than after the protracted, expensive medical care most bloaters need as their bodies gradually give in under the strain.

I don't know the intricacies of US law, whether Necky would be considered a common-law spouse or even AL as her dependent. But I'd be staggered if they do anything but spend to the last penny each month - AL's spends always correlates to her YT cheque, hence the Macbook about a month/six weeks after she restarted regular borefests, and the level of desperation in vuhloorgs when she needs money. Remember when she was "going to stop YT" that didn't last a day? I'm pretty sure she, Becky and Eric spent all that day discussing it with her, puffing her ego and how she should absolutely Do the Right Thing She Owes it to Herself How Could Anyone Not Be There For Her You Need This For You(TM) Then Rickie comes home along with reality and is he hell supporting all three of them.

Tl;dr. There won't be any money. No assets, no savings, no life insurance. Just a metric fuckton of hideous plastic tat and a knackered car.

Edited nine trillion times because the Next Grate American Awfor has somehow permeated and I am no longer corrected ability to parsififfy the structural of a sentence type deal thing.
 
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Funeral info for Kentucky

Kentucky law determines who can make decisions about the disposition of your body by cremation. This right and responsibility goes to the following people, in order:

  • a representative (called your "designee") that you name in a declaration form made before your death
  • your surviving spouse
  • your adult children
  • your parents
I doubt she has a declaration, she isn't married and Kentucky does not recognize common law marriages, she also does not have any children (furbabies don't count) so her deadbeat druggie parents would get to fight between themselves over any assets or what would be done to the body.

I suspect she would end up being abandoned at the hospital or morgue, left for medical study and get an indigent burial.
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
Funeral info for Kentucky

Kentucky law determines who can make decisions about the disposition of your body by cremation. This right and responsibility goes to the following people, in order:

  • a representative (called your "designee") that you name in a declaration form made before your death
  • your surviving spouse
  • your adult children
  • your parents
I doubt she has a declaration, she isn't married and Kentucky does not recognize common law marriages, she also does not have any children (furbabies don't count) so her deadbeat druggie parents would get to fight between themselves over any assets or what would be done to the body.

I suspect she would end up being abandoned at the hospital or morgue, left for medical study and get an indigent burial.
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Idk about anyone else but it's going to be sad once she dies shes the only lolcow I actively check up on for entertainment.
 
FitBitch said:
Why is she bothering to have people ask her about rumors if she's just going to lie in her answers and they're the same lies she tells any other time she addresses these rumors?
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That's what gets me too. She's just spouting the same excuses as always, it doesn't add anything new. I'm not gonna a-log, but I am gonna violently roll my eyes at this stubborn stupidity.

497 said:
Gorl is too lazy to actually wash fresh vegetables..
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Too lazy to wash, too lazy to peel, too lazy to cut up.
Although it's her "new" thing to hate cooking, I totally believe it. It's too much work for her, and probably not enough arse-licking by the people who have to eat her slob. I think she had that cooking thing, because it fit her "dainty gorl who cooks for her loved ones" persona, not because she liked doing it.
 
DaintyHole said:
Gorl bye with that lame justification on why you use a scooter. If you'd stop using them, you might actually lose some weight because you'd be walking for once. Her logic is so backwards, but I guess it kind of needs to be if you're over 500 lbs and still gaining.
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It's so funny to me that only a few months ago, she claimed to love walking and she took 8,000 steps a day. Now she uses a scooter because it's hard to walk and "a doctor" told her not to exercise. (I guess that scary jiggling she called dancing wasn't exercise.)
 
Did anyone catch that Insta story she posted a few days ago where she was arguing about the junk food outside the cart, and Becky mentions there was something lemon flavored in the pile and she "doesn't like lemon flavored things" ....was this not the bitch that was literally sucking on lemons
 
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hAmber only pretended to give half a shit about cooking/eating better when she first got with Becky. Same reason she wore her hair down at first. She got her claws into becks and the poop bun came back and her diet/cooking went out the window. It's so predictable I have to wonder if even becky saw it coming but was too desperate to pull away
 
How do you guys think she cuts her toenails? Does Becky do it? Or are they talons at this point, which is why she doesn’t like showing her feet?
 
hambeerlyingnreed said:
I doubt she has a will.

Would her family get the money in that case? How would that work, since she doesn't seem to have a bank account? I think the money is kept in Neckys account, so she would just keep the money I guess.
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I think Amber goes through every single penny that hits the bank account. The only way Becky will see any money from YT is if Amber dies before the month's check clears.
hambeerlyingnreed said:
I suspect she would end up being abandoned at the hospital or morgue, left for medical study and get an indigent burial.
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I agree.
 
Strawberry Swirl said:
Did anyone catch that Insta story she posted a few days ago where she was arguing about the junk food outside the cart, and Becky mentions there was something lemon flavored in the pile and she "doesn't like lemon flavored things" ....was this not the bitch that was literally sucking on lemons
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I mean, she also hates banana but eats them like dick. She says she's allergic to eggs and that's her breakfast every morning. She doesn't like bacon but eats pre-cooked bacon all the time. Amber doesn't like food, period. This is why she cooks vulgar slop and only orders double servings of Cheesecake Factory orange chicken every time she goes. Amber just likes to feel stomach-stretching fullness, she doesn't care how she gets it and she can hate the taste of lemon cakes the whole time she's shoveling them down her gullet, they're just a means to an end.
 
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