🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Well, shit ... once she croaks, Amber may finally be able to make some form of contribution to society. Screw "lab-grown", this gorl's organic and free-range!

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I would put money on the fact that she has set an outrageously high weight loss goal for herself by August 4th, and she truly believes that she will somehow find the willpower to be out of the 500s by then. That’s why she’s putting off the weigh-in. She is 100% at an embarrassing weight above 522 and wants to pull a “gotcha”’on us. She will fail, of course, but in her head she thinks she will succeed.
 
Turd Blossom said:
I've always been sceptical about why Amber refuses to drive and I think the mystery has been solved. She'd be hard pressed to squeeze behind the wheel.

I can't help but think of that lady on My 600lb Life whose gut always pressed against the horn as she got out of the car.
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MemeGray said:
C'mon you can't write that and not post the video.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t_UBIIWfNCM

This is the only clip i could find. I dont recognize the woman so i cant tell u which episode tho..

Edit: nm i found the episode..
Ashley reyes, season 5 episode 2..
 
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Strine said:
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Well gorlfriend you might as well go vegan since you do this every time you get Mexican anyway
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Jesus she's exceptional. I personally couldn't care less what approach she takes to weight loss, but just because something is permissible doesn't mean you are forced to eat a metric shit ton of it.
I mean there's plenty of vegan cakes and cookies too, but only a dipshit would think you could eat a bunch of that and lose elbees.
She manages to come off both idiotic and condescending here which is such a winning combination.
 
Turd Blossom said:
Jesus she's exceptional. I personally couldn't care less what approach she takes to weight loss, but just because something is permissible doesn't mean you are forced to eat a metric shit ton of it.
I mean there's plenty of vegan cakes and cookies too, but only a dipshit would think you could eat a bunch of that and lose elbees.
She manages to come off both idiotic and condescending here which is such a winning combination.
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She really doesn't get that you need to stick with a diet change for more than a few days to see any sort of result. Her goal may be 199 elbees but she really could stand to drop 400 if go with her current admitted weight (still a lah). That's not going to happen in a month or two.
 
I think she refuses to drive because she is really entitled. In her mind she deserves to be driven around and should not have to learn to drive a car. I gotta say she's an excellent rascal pilot (basing this on the vid where she admitted to using the scooter) lol the skills probably translate.
 
Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
She really doesn't get that you need to stick with a diet change for more than a few days to see any sort of result. Her goal may be 199 elbees but she really could stand to drop 400 if go with her current admitted weight (still a lah). That's not going to happen in a month or two.
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Actually Amber is so monstrous she would probably lose multiple elbees a day if she stuck to a diet for even a few days. Body weight is basically the balance of calories expended against calories consumed. Even if she were in a coma it would take at least 3000 calories a day to maintain her current size - more than an active grown man should eat. When you factor in the calories burnt in her (ever less frequent) movements, and the amount of energy burnt by her heart and pancreas - both of which are under immense strain - she needs about 4700 calories a day just to avoid losing weight. She could eat twice as much as a woman of her height should and she would experience rapid weight loss. Instead, she is gaining. Contemplate how much food she must eat.

Trasha Pay That A$$ said:
I know she flip flops about food but I don't know her latest stance on fruit per se.
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Whether she claims to be allergic to or hate a food or not has no bearing whatsoever on her likelihood of consuming it. Personally I don't think she eats fruit, although she probably claims to like it because it makes her seem like she sometimes eats food that isn't from CF.
 
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What is she talking about, when did she go to the doctor? This was from her IG asks today.
 
Since when as a doctor not recommended exercise to a person who is capable of at least doing something? There is no way she went to any doctor. Also is it just me or does it look like AL is starting to get too big for torrid’s clothing? Most likely she won’t fit into the new clothes she bought by November.
 
Strine said:
Actually Amber is so monstrous she would probably lose multiple elbees a day if she stuck to a diet for even a few days. Body weight is basically the balance of calories expended against calories consumed. Even if she were in a coma it would take at least 3000 calories a day to maintain her current size - more than an active grown man should eat. When you factor in the calories burnt in her (ever less frequent) movements, and the amount of energy burnt by her heart and pancreas - both of which are under immense strain - she needs about 4700 calories a day just to avoid losing weight. She could eat twice as much as a woman of her height should and she would experience rapid weight loss. Instead, she is gaining. Contemplate how much food she must eat.


Whether she claims to be allergic to or hate a food or not has no bearing whatsoever on her likelihood of consuming it. Personally I don't think she eats fruit, although she probably claims to like it because it makes her seem like she sometimes eats food that isn't from CF.
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Duh. She still won't lose 400 pounds in a few months. She can hardly stick to any sort of dietary change for a week. That is her first hurdle she needs to clear before she makes any progress. It's not a surprise that she loses a chunk of weight initially, quits because "my Binge Monster", and then gives a weight on a video where she has gained what she lost and more.
 
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I don't know what there is to be said about this.

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Good news guys, Amber's hats and shoes still fit!
 
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What is she talking about, when did she go to the doctor? This was from her IG asks today.
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"I'm still to light exercises that doesn't involve Fitbits."
First of all, what a wordsmith our gorl is. Truly astonishing.
Secondly, there is no way her (fictional) doctor, or any doctor, would have advised her against walking, which Fitbits track.
It's interesting that she can manage to walk herself into Torrid and the Cheesecake Factory, but a walk around her neighborhood is "against Dr's orders". What a sad and pointless lahhh.
Oh, and to answer your question, she didn't actually go to the doctor, she mentioned a few videos ago that she emailed her Dr. to ask for help with losing weight. According to her not only was the doc thrilled to be part of her journey, but the entire staff was excited about it. And now apparently promptly told her not to exercise. Seems legit.
 
Turd Blossom said:
"I'm still to light exercises that doesn't involve Fitbits."
First of all, what a wordsmith our gorl is. Truly astonishing.
Secondly, there is no way her (fictional) doctor, or any doctor, would have advised her against walking, which Fitbits track.
It's interesting that she can manage to walk herself into Torrid and the Cheesecake Factory, but a walk around her neighborhood is "against Dr's orders". What a sad and pointless lahhh.
Oh, and to answer your question, she didn't actually go to the doctor, she mentioned a few videos ago that she emailed her Dr. to ask for help with losing weight. According to her not only was the doc thrilled to be part of her journey, but the entire staff was excited about it. And now apparently promptly told her not to exercise. Seems legit.
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The only thing I can think of that might be is that she told her doctor about her back pain and her doctor told her not to exercise until further testing (xrays, etc). But then she would have to go to physical therapy which would eventually involve getting her mobile again.
 
Teresa77 said:
The only thing I can think of that might be is that she told her doctor about her back pain and her doctor told her not to exercise until further testing (xrays, etc). But then she would have to go to physical therapy which would eventually involve getting her mobile again.
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Or her heart is already stressed because of her sleep apnea, making it weaker, or her diabetes. Really, we could be here all day...
 
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