🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Tiny Clanger said:
View attachment 500459 Soooo.....as her vuhloorgs are three weeks behind, here is an update on how the new improved diet plan is going, courtesy of Eric's latest blah. With a bonus shot of electrified poop bun and eyeshadow by beetus. As expected, the new plan is going just fabulously.

Her walking is RULLY bad In this - she waddles behind Ricky and even tho it cuts away quickly, you can see how badly she's moving. How is she not scared out of her tiny, pea-brained mind?

(Walking - or some kind of propulsive, slug-like movement - is around 5.30 of "Twinkie's Twin." Beware, the Screech is strong in this one.)
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Does she not see how big she is? Wait, don't answer that. I forgot she sees herself as a dainty 120 lb princess. But seriously. How can she not look in the mirror and see how large she is and get her shit together? And I know she realizes that she waddles like a penguin without the grace. She's mentioned it before. I honestly think she just doesn't give a fuck. She'd rather die early and eat all the orange chicken she can. Go out guns blazing.
 
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Gorl it doesn't take a Krystle ball to see that phone call coming down the pipeline!
 
nyankosensei said:
even though is on tape according to Amber they never argue lol, just fake news

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So transparent for a quarter-ton sphere. She doesn't know what y'all are talking about but remembers exactly why she called Becky from the other room. The only explanation I can think of relates to the poster frames Necky got in today's video but 1) Hamber can barely change her clothes, she's definitely not hanging picture frames for Necky 2) today's video is from TWO. WEEKS. AGO.

Maybe the Vacation Purgatory series is her way of padding out content so she can control the narrative of this living situation's inevitable end.
 
AL is commenting on Pam's live-stream and things have taken a turn. She is now thanking Pam for her weight-loss advice and suggestions. Looks like she's trying to save face after her insta video about Pam. I wasn't able to catch any screenshots because the chat is going too fast, but she did tweet this as validation:

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(https://twitter.com/mustbepearls/status/1020513085046607872)

You can tell that Pam is titillated by all the attention she is getting ;)
 
^Excellent catch but in all honesty I'd be more starstruck by being in the presence of Egg Gorl Comics than our dainty gorl at this point.
 
xenomorph said:
She even said she wont do the show because they will bring to light her fake rape accusations and other "things I dont want peepul to know"
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Did she really say that? wow Her being a cunt isn't some big secret. Anyone who finds her on YouTube or Googles her name will learn that quickly. LOL
 
Man, shes already thinking about and preparing for that 600 lb mark. Fucking insane, I don’t know how she still surprises me with this shit but I’m blown away every time.
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Queen Kimberly said:
Man, shes already thinking about and preparing for that 600 lb mark. Fucking insane, I don’t know how she still surprises me with this shit but I’m blown away every time.
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Good Job, AL. You really will balloon up and make an ass out of yourself on National TV for money. Disgusting. I really shouldn't be shocked, she does it now online.
 
I honestly think she's aiming for just that number. I never believed that "prank" in which she told Becky she wanted to just gain weight and get on the show wasn't just Amber being perfectly serious.
 
We all know what she's worried about in that contract. It's all but confirmed that you can't do the show if you won't humble yourself with a shower / rag-on-stick scene.

Our gorl panics at the thought of her ankle rolls being exposed to light.
 
The whole thing with the "My 600lb Life" dilemma is that I doubt that she would be able to film videos for Youtube so on that reason alone, she wouldnt actually do it.
 
Recent Lurker said:
The whole thing with the "My 600lb Life" dilemma is that I doubt that she would be able to film videos for Youtube so on that reason alone, she wouldnt actually do it.
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Naw, I think she’d do it. She even has said before it’s one of her favourite shows. In our gorl’s mind, all this binging and eating out is essentially just her preparing for her starring role on the show. And she’s almost there!
 
I don’t think Big Al would go on My 600lbs Life. She’s just not prepared to be laid bare and honest like that. Even in her Struggles Being Me videos she only stated what is staggeringly obvious- that she can’t fit in small spaces such as a shower cubicle and sometimes can’t catch her breath. Chantal was more honest than that and she’s a pathological liar.

Also, if Big Al quit YouTube (it’s apparently stipulated in the contract you have to stay off social media and not discuss your progress) they’d lose their entire income. The rumoured appearance fee is $4,000 with a bit extra for the shower scenes, not nearly enough for them to survive.

This is a really interesting article on the reality of filming My 600lbs Life.
 
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Our Narcissistic Personality Disorder gorl accidentally hit - instead of 1.
 
I feel so unattractive. (shoves orange chicken down throat)
If only there was something that I could do to fix that. (gulps down kettle BBQ chips)
I guess I was just born with weird bones and organs. (snorts Coldstone ice cream)
 
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