🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Long time lurker said:
I don't think neither Kasey nor Destiny are slow. They were naïve and sheltered, though. I don't know enough about Kristle to say anything.
Click to expand...

Kasey isn't slow. Kasey was young. He was a child when he met Amber, so I don't blame him for making bad decisions. But, come on, Dustin is slow. :lol:
 
theriddler3 said:
Is she for fucking real? View attachment 405118
Click to expand...


Screenshot_2018-03-17-14-09-00_1.jpg
 
89elbees said:
Becky is a desperate, weak enabler who entirely signed herself up for this. I get that she's got it coming and she did it to herself. Still, though, I feel a little bit bad for her. When they first started the diet she was doing well and seemed a lot happier. I think she would've stuck with it if AL hadn't started dragging her down. Becky is going to keep gaining weight as long as she's with AL. Not that Becky was a dainty gorl before, but she's going to get much bigger than she ever would've of her own volition.

I dunno. Becky's not perfect, but I'd still like to see her achieve escape velocity.
Click to expand...

Exactly how I feel. I know Becky was warned (but do we ever listen in those situations?) and she absolutely not only bought this on herself but has made the wrong choice every single time - letting AL move in, giving up her job, taking $ for the car. She's essentially sold herself to AL but its a binding contract and I don't think she has any idea how bad this could get for her. Loneliness and desperation makes us do stupid things, but Becky's neither saint nor victim. I think both of them are using each other whilst pretending they aren't.

But why she allowed herself to follow AL as she lumbered down the path toward the lard mountain gives some insight into their dynamic. I think, without AL, she'd be going to the gym with the queens and they would be in friendly competition which is an ideal situation in their circumstances. But by allowing AL to pull her away from the diet she was succeeding in, it also undermines Becky's friendship whether she recognises it or not. She's allowed herself to be manoeuvred into a position on the other side of the fence from the boys - it's very subtle but it could be the dumbest thing she's done in a sea of dumb decisions. It's not four people together any more, its divided teams. And I don't think she has any understanding that crack in the foundations is even there.

Watchimg Becky is like watchimg a horror film where we scream impotently at the screen. Let AL open the puzzle box* and run in the opposite direction.



*Except Pinhead would come through the portal, see our gorl and be "nope."
 
London Raine said:
Why doesn't our goil take a trip down to Mexico for lap band surgery (or GP). She's gonna die anyway, so it's worth a shot.

The average cost of bariatric surgery in Mexico by procedure is listed below. Lap Band – $3,000 to $6,500.
Gastric sleeve – $4,000 to $9,000.
Gastric bypass – $6,500 to $11,000.
Jan 9, 2018
Click to expand...
Isnt that what Mukbang King did (if anyone else remembers him)? Some kind of over the border surgery factory where they literally bring people in by the busload.
 
Ero Aphana said:
[Kinda late to the hambeast picture but] That picture looks like one of those animals on National Geographic when they are running for their prey and see the camera
Click to expand...

Reminds me of the Bigfoot picture.

Only Bigfoot was waaay more slender and probably a better person.
 
497 said:
It's like your clothes and black pants just grow with you. Or does she buy new black pants sometimes?
Click to expand...

In all her various shopping trips and hauls at least within the last, I want to say 2 years, I do not ever recall her showing off pants.
I imagine at this point they are still growing with her.
 
Tiny Clanger said:
Watchimg Becky is like watchimg a horror film where we scream impotently at the screen. Let AL open the puzzle box* and run in the opposite direction.



*Except Pinhead would come through the portal, see our gorl and be "nope."
Click to expand...

:autism:The Beckster May have already completed the puzzle! First, Lemarchand’s box is easier to open than AL’s, what with her teeny hole and all. Second, a Cenobite carries the nauseating scent of rotting flesh, so maybe that’s how Becky learned to tolerate the stench of AL’s folds. What hellish torment could possibly match game night with Amber? :autism:

Also, fat.
 
Rotogravure said:
In all her various shopping trips and hauls at least within the last, I want to say 2 years, I do not ever recall her showing off pants.
I imagine at this point they are still growing with her.
Click to expand...
She claims that she orders them from wal-mart (said in a recent younow)

Edit: I looked at walmart.com and they don't sell any pants over a 2x.
 
Last edited:
@She Who Dealt It Also :autism: Poor old Pinhead, standing there thinking "but those were the strongest chains I could get :cryblood: ..." as his suspension device completely fails to suspend our gorl.

And now I'm wondering what sort of noise she'd make just before it all goes giblets. Comedy BLOORT noise? Squeaking "goals?" Or would she render the Cenobites suicidal as she beetled round in her HellScooter, poking at stray eyeballs and squealing "this is suuupercute and I've needed one in forever, at least since yesterday and ohmigosh look at this ear, its just liiiiiiife."

And truly, hell is created.

:autism: over.
 
London Raine said:
Why doesn't our goil take a trip down to Mexico for lap band surgery (or GP). She's gonna die anyway, so it's worth a shot.

The average cost of bariatric surgery in Mexico by procedure is listed below. Lap Band – $3,000 to $6,500.
Gastric sleeve – $4,000 to $9,000.
Gastric bypass – $6,500 to $11,000.
Jan 9, 2018
Click to expand...
Even Wings of Depression realised how dangerous that idea was
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom