🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[cruelsound]

 

[SisterChristian]

Why the fuck didn't Amber delete this old facebook? It's so embarrassing, there's nothing on here that redeems her, and it has a ton of personal info about not just her, but other people.

Because she's a dumbass.

? ? ?
(it's "ludicrous" dear)

Ha!

 

[Derpaherp]

Then what's the full story AL? We're waiting.

 

[walshtree]

Then what's the full story AL? We're waiting.

This is where her years of expertise writing must come in play.

 

[Clown Baby]

Oh man...
Can someone PLEASE direct me to D's Ask?

https://ask.fm/sorrymomilikeb00bs

Since AL disabled her ask, the questions she asked D aren't labeled with her username. You can guess which ones are her though. "Why do you like ME?" "Why don't you want to drive to ME?"

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Getting my Big AL Halloween costume ready...but can't decide which pair of Flintstone feet look more like hers... I'm thinking the plush, the rubber ones are too veiny...

 

[Clown Baby]

Then what's the full story AL? We're waiting.

God I hate her guts. She always does stuff like this to deflect from the fact that she did something scummy. The whole story is that she has vehemently denied that she was even thinking about getting rid of her cats, but there is now proof that she asked someone to take them. End of story. She's a liar, and we've always known it but now we are vindicated. AL if you are reading and don't know what vindicated means, it means that the way we always felt about you is justified.

 

[EH 110]

Getting my Big AL Halloween costume ready...but can't decide which pair of Flintstone feet look more like hers... I'm thinking the plush, the rubber ones are too veiny...

I hope you have a ratty old bra to complete the look.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I hope you have a ratty old bra to complete the look.

I don't, but I think I could replicate the look by soaking one of my old white ones in a mixture of tea and bacon grease, then I'll run over it with the car a few times...

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

AL's response to all of this FB talk?

"People change."

No, AL. Nothing about you is changed except your age and weight. You have been and most likely will always be a dysfunctional individual. In the years to come, with failing health and relationships by the wayside, you will only get worse. Narcs do not improve with age.

 

[Bitchinista]

I don't, but I think I could replicate the look but soaking one of my old white ones in a mixture of tea and bacon grease, then I'll run over it with the car a few times...

Are you planning on going as Destiny-era Amber with a top knot and adult baby bow? Make sure to also pluck your eyebrows down to a sparse scattering of hair and slather on that Elf liquid liner gorl.

 

[a dinosaur]

Also, happy page 500! One page for every pound of flesh Amberlynn will vehemently deny packing on.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Wow, her name is Density for a reason... (from Destiny's ask.fm)

 

[EH 110]

Also, happy page 500! One page for every pound of flesh Amberlynn will vehemently deny.

I came back to say the same thing! One page per pound. And, like Big Amber's weight, the number will continue to soar!

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Well, she got it half right... (from Destiny's ask.fm)

 

[C3PBRO]

Even your whiteknights laugh at you behind your backtits big AL.

 

[Dovahshit]

on a small side note, guess who comes first when you search amberlynn reid on Google (:late:?)

and this thread finally at ambers weight
edit: ninja'd

 

[Clown Baby]

on a small side note, guess who comes first when you search amberlynn reid on Google?

That's exactly how I found you guys, but in June it was the 3rd item. When your hate thread surpasses your actual content

 

[Here For The Tea]

(Taken from D's ask )

I know I'm super :late:, but I guess this explains Why they really broke up (?)

 

[IDEK]

These are my saved screenshots of AL's Ask.fm since she disabled hers.

Spoiler: bucket of em