🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Well if he had his shit together during her heyday then maybe he could have gotten some coin outta her when she was making actual money.

Now? I doubt he has any contact what so ever. If didn’t do it when she had money then why now?

Kind of weird now that I think about it, how none of her family outside of Aunt Tammy tried to make contact with her when she was loaded.

Maybe Amber was good at ignoring people or just lucked out that most her family were either locked up or too deep into their drug addiction to try to milk Amber for some money.

Tammy only wormed her way out of the woodwork just to defend herself. Maybe Amber sent her money at one point then again I could see that being of point of contention between the two.
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The entire family is white trash and retarded. If Amber had any ability to think, she would be set for life, uploading vlogs until she gets remonetized, and not caring about anything on the internet
 
RandomLurker said:
Amberlynn was on tiktok live. Does anyone have it recorded? I'm assuming not because almost no one here uses it, but it would be great if someone did. I'll try to catch the next one if she decides to continue with it.
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It was terrible I don’t have it recorded but it was worse then her typical YouTube’s and what little clips I did see on that lol cowbus crap. The smugness and fat I had to click off.
 
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy said:
Well if he had his shit together during her heyday then maybe he could have gotten some coin outta her when she was making actual money.
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I wasn't actually asking about George or any family wanting Fat Albert for money or Youtube residual fame. I was asking if ol' Pedo looking George ever cared about big stinkles.

I mean--after seeing her childhood photos--I've always sensed bolth George and meth mom really didn't want or care about Fat Albert. She was un ugly kid. Fat as hell. No redeeming usefulness or qualities. Her "parents" were nothing but self centered self serving lazy drug addled trash, so Fat Albert (or any other kid) just gets in the way of all that really important cigarette tattoo and drug money.

I'm guessing George wasn't even around when DCFS gave meth mom another crack at motherhood and could've cared less about big stinkles or his other bastards.

As for the mom--I've always thought she only showed up for the all important money, free shit, free millz, attenshunzz, internet pointzz, asspatz, and Youtube adjacent atenshunzz and fame. Then she ruhlizzez she's only good for her car.
 
As of late i'm watching some videos of Amberlynn's cooking and i would never imagine i'd be more horrified at something as i was watching Jack Scalfani's cooking

It's a mix of bad technique wrapped in a speedrun of liver failure. I hate how confident she is about it too
 
Constellationzero said:
I wasn't actually asking about George or any family wanting Fat Albert for money or Youtube residual fame. I was asking if ol' Pedo looking George ever cared about big stinkles.

I mean--after seeing her childhood photos--I've always sensed bolth George and meth mom really didn't want or care about Fat Albert. She was un ugly kid. Fat as hell. No redeeming usefulness or qualities. Her "parents" were nothing but self centered self serving lazy drug addled trash, so Fat Albert (or any other kid) just gets in the way of all that really important cigarette tattoo and drug money.

I'm guessing George wasn't even around when DCFS gave meth mom another crack at motherhood and could've cared less about big stinkles or his other bastards.

As for the mom--I've always thought she only showed up for the all important money, free shit, free millz, attenshunzz, internet pointzz, asspatz, and Youtube adjacent atenshunzz and fame. Then she ruhlizzez she's only good for her car.
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They didnt care and the only way mommalynn cares now is because of some weird sociatal view on motherly duty and family but its the white trash born again Narcotics Anonymous fake christian bullshit. Its religious guilt tripping at best. Shes trying to make up for the past but amber made it clear theres no real way to do that.
Nobody genuinely cared about amber. She was a trash baby who grew up to be a selfish fat trash teenager and now shes a trashy adult.
Amber doesnt even care about amber. She knows deep down nobody will actually give a shit about her and thats one of the core reasons she takes it out on everyone around her and is a miserable empty cunt.

souschef said:
As of late i'm watching some videos of Amberlynn's cooking and i would never imagine i'd be more horrified at something as i was watching Jack Scalfani's cooking

It's a mix of bad technique wrapped in a speedrun of liver failure. I hate how confident she is about it too
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Amber wants desperately to be a southern belle who is one of those down home cooking ladies that cooks with her heart and can whip up something tasty without a recipe and everyone loves it. She wants so bad to be effortlessly amazing. Poor thing is never going to be that.
 
Insulin reid said:
Amber wants desperately to be a southern belle who is one of those down home cooking ladies that cooks with her heart and can whip up something tasty without a recipe and everyone loves it. She wants so bad to be effortlessly amazing. Poor thing is never going to be that.
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Nothing homely about her "meals". The way she just throw a bunch of random bullshit and keeps on using the phrasing "marinating with each other" actually makes me angry and nauseous at the same time... That's not a marinade, that's not how a marinade works! That's not how anything works!

And every single "meal" she douses her concoctions with tapatilo, tabasco, ketchup or whatever sodium laden trash she gets her hands on. You bet everything she cooks taste the same (like condiments). The fact that she is still alive baffles me. Like Jack Scalfani she's a wendigo, the margarine golem must consoom forevermore...
 
souschef said:
Like Jack Scalfani she's a wendigo, the margarine golem must consoom forevermore...
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Shes actually more of a mimic imho than a wendigo but I can see the similarities. She changes form depending on her environments and tries to consume the people around her by acting like a prize someone would actually want.
 
Insulin reid said:
Shes actually more of a mimic imho than a wendigo but I can see the similarities. She changes form depending on her environments and tries to consume the people around her by acting like a prize someone would actually want.
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True. And unlike Jack she still has the luxury of having a brain that didn't go through 4 strokes yet. But that'll soon change

I was watching her cooking yesterday. Got some weird crock pot, threw a bunch of chicken in, half assed cut potatoes and some frozen carrots. Than added salt, then added galic salt, then added a bunch of shitty "spice blends" (that have salt added to it) then added himalaya pink salt... And then simmered that shit for 4 hours on that pot for some ungodly reason.. She's very lucky that she hasn't had a stroke yet

Food sperging on... Gets spaghetti, breaks it in half and tosses it into lukewarm water. Haphazard barely cooked in a pan, adds water and sriracha to it... Food torture. If you're gonna be a hamplanet, make good food at least! Serving this to your girfriend is domestic abuse

The most healthy and passable-ish thing she made... Steam broccoli with rice. Ok... until she showed us her plate with a good 1.5kg of food. Yeah... And added 3 or 4 different condiments to it. No wonder she can't lose weight

Lolcow cooking is really fascinating to me
 


"... was fooled by her evil actions and just her manipulative ways, when nobody was we saw right through it. We just sat there, yaknow in sidechats and behind the scenes just laughing at you honey. We thought it was so hilarious. And you would show us all like without your filters in and everything so everyone just... she's filtered the fuck up. She's usually got like a skinny filter on she so sh.. yaknow, you've seen the clips behind the scenes... she looks... way thicker. Its like.. it was very sad to see but.. you deserve it.. um hold on I'm hungry."

So this clown was buying Fat amber Doordash while buddy-trolling? Seems to me like this retard is just looking for an excuse to justify him actually being her friend and getting fucked over because of it lol. But I don't know shit about fuck especially when it comes to LCU societal rejects that only have any intrinsic value to their community through their bank account. This goober seems higher than a giraffes pussy or simply retarded.

Seems like Emily has also been doordashing Big Al food too. She's got to be absolutely massive right now, which would also explain the culling of anything thats required to leave the house. Unfortunately for her I don't think Tik-tock is going to be the revenue stream she thinks its going to be in order to fulfill her enormous calorie intake each day.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
"... was fooled by her evil actions and just her manipulative ways, when nobody was we saw right through it. We just sat there, yaknow in sidechats and behind the scenes just laughing at you honey. We thought it was so hilarious. And you would show us all like without your filters in and everything so everyone just... she's filtered the fuck up. She's usually got like a skinny filter on she so sh.. yaknow, you've seen the clips behind the scenes... she looks... way thicker. Its like.. it was very sad to see but.. you deserve it.. um hold on I'm hungry."

So this clown was buying Fat amber Doordash while buddy-trolling? Seems to me like this retard is just looking for an excuse to justify him actually being her friend and getting fucked over because of it lol. But I don't know shit about fuck especially when it comes to LCU societal rejects that only have any intrinsic value to their community through their bank account. This goober seems higher than a giraffes pussy or simply retarded.
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This guy (Ron, aka Sofaking) is a feeder, and has a long history of giving money and asspats to Chantal. I'm pretty sure he turned on Chantal when she started with the hijab shit.

Its just funny to me that Gina is the reason they're all deciding they hate Amber. When Gina's My 600 lb Life episode came out, everyone over here was calling her Ginalynn Reid, because she was Leeeeederully just like Amber.

Gina couldn't bathe and needed her mom's help to do it, so she just didn't bathe and sat around stinking up the house. She was a deeply unpleasant whiner who had an obviously used and abused wife who bought the food just to avoid being screamed at. Ultimately Gina failed to lose weight while on the show and Dr Now treated her as she should be treated. Then I guess a couple years after the episode she died of cellulitis. Being 800 lbs and unwashed will do that to a person.

But of course "she was such a light!" as one of these speds said while bitching that Amber would stoop to joke about her. I'm sure when Amber kicks the bucket from her own cellulitis infection there will be some retard or another pretending she was so amazing, just misunderstood. Just playing a character.
 
Clown Baby said:
This guy (Ron, aka Sofaking) is a feeder, and has a long history of giving money and asspats to Chantal. I'm pretty sure he turned on Chantal when she started with the hijab shit.

Its just funny to me that Gina is the reason they're all deciding they hate Amber. When Gina's My 600 lb Life episode came out, everyone over here was calling her Ginalynn Reid, because she was Leeeeederully just like Amber.

Gina couldn't bathe and needed her mom's help to do it, so she just didn't bathe and sat around stinking up the house. She was a deeply unpleasant whiner who had an obviously used and abused wife who bought the food just to avoid being screamed at. Ultimately Gina failed to lose weight while on the show and Dr Now treated her as she should be treated. Then I guess a couple years after the episode she died of cellulitis. Being 800 lbs and unwashed will do that to a person.

But of course "she was such a light!" as one of these speds said while bitching that Amber would stoop to joke about her. I'm sure when Amber kicks the bucket from her own cellulitis infection there will be some retard or another pretending she was so amazing, just misunderstood. Just playing a character.
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Wait. That was the Gina they were talking about? I only saw the ApatheticFaxx recap featuring that Cameo where Amber talks about herself and tells the recipient to be a narcissist while it was still her birthday, and knew nothing about the Ron stuff.

Her episode didn't mention this, but Gina also cammed while not bathing for months at a time. (People in the MSHPL subreddit unearthed it after it first aired.) Must've been a client. Especially if he's sending her DoorDash coin when Emily isn't.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
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"... was fooled by her evil actions and just her manipulative ways, when nobody was we saw right through it. We just sat there, yaknow in sidechats and behind the scenes just laughing at you honey. We thought it was so hilarious. And you would show us all like without your filters in and everything so everyone just... she's filtered the fuck up. She's usually got like a skinny filter on she so sh.. yaknow, you've seen the clips behind the scenes... she looks... way thicker. Its like.. it was very sad to see but.. you deserve it.. um hold on I'm hungry."

So this clown was buying Fat amber Doordash while buddy-trolling? Seems to me like this retard is just looking for an excuse to justify him actually being her friend and getting fucked over because of it lol. But I don't know shit about fuck especially when it comes to LCU societal rejects that only have any intrinsic value to their community through their bank account. This goober seems higher than a giraffes pussy or simply retarded.

Seems like Emily has also been doordashing Big Al food too. She's got to be absolutely massive right now, which would also explain the culling of anything thats required to leave the house. Unfortunately for her I don't think Tik-tock is going to be the revenue stream she thinks its going to be in order to fulfill her enormous calorie intake each day.
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He is just butthurt that another fat gorl on the internet rejected him
 
Clown Baby said:
This guy (Ron, aka Sofaking) is a feeder, and has a long history of giving money and asspats to Chantal.
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Ah! I didn't follow Chantal as close as Amber, but I'm getting there! Thanks for the info.

It only raises more questions for me though. Do deathfeeders like sharing their feedies? I can see it bolth ways. More feeders leads to faster fattening, but I can see Emily being super possessive of what she considers "her work", too. Community speedrun vs personal accomplishment. Would Emily be willing to share the kill credit or would she want it to be 2-0 unambiguously?
 
I love how she'll refuse to use any oil or butter in her cooking because of 'cAlORiEs', but she has absolutely no problem with the ungodly amount of sodium she packs onto whatever she's making in the first place, especially her bastard chili.

Half of the Mrs. Dash product line, garlic salt, onion salt, and any other seasoned salts she can find + regular table salt and liquid aminos just in case... and last but certainly not least, soy sauce to top it all off.

Anyone remember when she was dumping salt onto her leftovers saying it was to keep herself from eating them? I will die on the hill that she 100% ate that salty shit. Its the only flavor she fucking knows!
 
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