🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Lummig103 said:
She basically had that with Jade.
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How sad she really had it all with jade and ruined everything by being herself. Shes so broken. Theres no fixing people who want to constantly be in a state of drowning but trying and never really getting anywhere but want to be applauded for trying. Ambers looking for a weird mommy version of a ddlg lifestyle and shes almost 40 and fucked up the closest relationship shes ever had that matched what she wanted.
PanLake007 said:
You should be send to prison for giving this cunt money for a cameo, what is wrong with people.
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Some people cant be trusted with money, look at chantals supporters. A handful of them keep giving to that black hole and complaining in chat they cant afford shit.
PanLake007 said:
Imagine not buying a house while you make big money, and that was before the housing markets got totally nuts. Low IQ ideed.
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Amber would never buy anything past an Amazon purchase. Gold/silver/stocks? Shes just a girl she doesnt know how to do that. A car? Doesn't drive. A home? She needs to be able to move around because she moves in with every partner shes ever been with. Being mobile and a homeowner doesnt make sense, plus its "too expensive". Shes been waiting for a girlfriend to fall into her life, make everything about her, marry her and then they will buy a house "together" and other things. Only with ambers money though and good luck getting their name on it.
At the end of the day she wants that stereotypical wommart couple relationship dynamic you see at 11pm thats the skinny weirdo dude whos abused by the huge fat princess whos the "matriarch" of the family and controls everything and the boyfriend is just there because the behemoth cant stand being alone. Amber yearns for the trailer park she just wont recognize it.
Mekahineyho said:
I watched that washcloth reaction discord recording where Amber moped quietly hoping that one of her former minions from the bus VC will show run for her on kick for free while she gets paid. She still has the insane notion that she should be paid thousands of dollars for appearing on screen without being able to carry a conversation or saying anything of substance like a 14 year old AND having a cohost to run OBS, plan the show and do all the work and while being paid nothing.
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Oh poor princesslynn. Won't some big strong man come and save her from her circumstances she fell into that are no fault of hers what so ever. Doesnt anyone know she was forced to eat yoghurt? She was abused by her parents. Shes just a poor discord kitten in a fridge sized box labeled "free to a good home". Everyones so heartless, they wont work for free for ambers benefit while she calls everyone else brokies and bites the hand that feeds her. Really her life is so hard.
 
Insulin reid said:
Really her life is so hard.
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This but unironically. She shat this bed hershelf.

There isn't enough money in the world that would make me want to trade places with her. Dead before 40 at >600lbs, can't jerk myself off without a backscratcher, constantly smelling like unwashed rotten deathfat, anchored to the apartment I have to pay rent for, in a relationship with someone who only exists to fetishize me as the homunculus I am, the only friends I have are faceless buddy trolls on discord, and not having a stable income to handle it all. On top of that not being able to lose the weight because you've already got a backup plan to remain fat as fuck; cheap wommart slop that kind of resembles food. She said it herself, she'll just move over to eating an entire package of microwaveable burritos from wommart for $5.

Even if she magically got all of the help she would need and lost weight and started taking life seriously, she'd look like a melted goblin and have an additional 10 years at best to live. It's over for her. The moment to do something about it was years and hundreds of pounds ago.

What legacy does she have to leave behind? What will her epitaph read? "Spent more money on Doordash than any other two people combined."
 
I mostly keep up with ALR through reaction channels and whatever Reddit is active since this thread became dead. Anyway, I keep hearing about all these Discord offshoots since ALR left the LCU and how ALR is bullying innocent people and doxxing them etc but I’ve never once seen anyone actually leak from them that isn’t already a LCU-adjacent person yet people eat this shit up. This whole era has been extremely fake and gay.
 
tasty humane burger said:
I mostly keep up with ALR through reaction channels and whatever Reddit is active since this thread became dead. Anyway, I keep hearing about all these Discord offshoots since ALR left the LCU and how ALR is bullying innocent people and doxxing them etc but I’ve never once seen anyone actually leak from them that isn’t already a LCU-adjacent person yet people eat this shit up. This whole era has been extremely fake and gay.
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I know i can be gullible but I dont think that part is fake its just gay. Amber being in the lcu and thrown out has given her an opportunity to be as nasty as she really is and has a "cover" for it being a character shes playing cause she "loves a villain era" but everything shes done has been in line with who she really is. I do believe shes really out here doing awful shit like threatening to dox/ actually doxxing and having no control of what goes on in a discord shes "in charge of". It reminds me of a mean girls/lord of the flies situation type deal.
 
Insulin reid said:
I know i can be gullible but I dont think that part is fake it’s just gay. Amber being in the lcu and thrown out has given her an opportunity to be as nasty as she really is and has a "cover" for it being a character shes playing cause she "loves a villain era" but everything shes done has been in line with who she really is. I do believe shes really out here doing awful shit like threatening to dox/ actually doxxing and having no control of what goes on in a discord shes "in charge of". It reminds me of a mean girls/lord of the flies situation type deal.
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I am probably just being too cynical, lol.

I’m 50/50 on whether she’s out of the LCU but I do think a lot of the discord drama feels very fake, we will probably never know and she’ll just fall on whatever story makes her look best.
 
I one hundred percent believe Amber is telling people's personal information, or at least trying to get that information out there.

Remember when Amber and Becky were mad at Zachary Michael and dropped his last name in video (or livestream or whatever?) Yeah she would absolutely do it again.
 
Amberlynn was on tiktok live. Does anyone have it recorded? I'm assuming not because almost no one here uses it, but it would be great if someone did. I'll try to catch the next one if she decides to continue with it.
 
We're officially too fat to stand up in the bathroom doorway now, huh?

Sad day.

I don't know that rubbing her head against her buffalo hump and lip-synching carries the same unrestrained sexual spark as dressing up like a shih-zu and caressing the liver tit, but I suppose the Mobility Era was always going to end someday.
 
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Reminds me to ask: Does anyone know how George Reid feels about big stinky? Or does he just pretend his genderflipped self doesn't exist?
 
Constellationzero said:
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Reminds me to ask: Does anyone know how George Reid feels about big stinky? Or does he just pretend his genderflipped self doesn't exist?
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Well if he had his shit together during her heyday then maybe he could have gotten some coin outta her when she was making actual money.

Now? I doubt he has any contact what so ever. If didn’t do it when she had money then why now?

Kind of weird now that I think about it, how none of her family outside of Aunt Tammy tried to make contact with her when she was loaded.

Maybe Amber was good at ignoring people or just lucked out that most her family were either locked up or too deep into their drug addiction to try to milk Amber for some money.

Tammy only wormed her way out of the woodwork just to defend herself. Maybe Amber sent her money at one point then again I could see that being of point of contention between the two.
 
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