🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She should walk outside and do a cameo and fall over like in that one video where she was walking around at night, fell and made a funny fat person noise.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
She loves that devil horns filter and has used it in selfies for years.

(Although it is also true that she loves her childish accessories. Got to the point that Claire’s was one of her go tos at the mall well into dating Becky.)
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It is ALWAYS the devils horns i actually hate that filter so much. Please Snapchat if you removed it it would be so funny.

Fingolfin said:
She should walk outside and do a cameo and fall over like in that one video where she was walking around at night, fell and made a funny fat person noise.
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Actually don't do that Oklahoma would think big foot had visited. A giant waddling big foot.
 
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LightEmittingDiode said:
She’s.. fondling an image of herself on her PC screen that is reflecting in her glasses (our left lens)?
wtf?

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There is no difference at all.
 
"A Washcloth Reaction" channel recorded Life by Ron's discord voicechat while they were having a watch party for the reveal of the newest lolcow bus cast. It's pretty boring but it's kinda funny because Amber is all "woe is me, I'm depressed, boo hoo" at the beginning and was asking Emily to buy cameos from her. She's so desperate for attention she turned her camera on at one point, probably just to feel like she's important.

I downloaded it but I don't want to waste server space because all in all it's a nothing burger, just thought I'd share though.

 
Cecil Harvey said:
at the beginning and was asking Emily to buy cameos from her.
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Why the fuck would she ask Emily, of all people, to buy Cameos from her? Wouldn't she send her soft and gentle love free videos, like in general? If she was asking Emily to buy Cameos from her, she must be not getting many requests at all, and is in absolute dire straights. (we been knew she is, but that's weird as fuck to ask of your "girlfriend" IMO)
 
KittiestKitty said:
she must be not getting many requests at all
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I think the reason is probably to try and drive up the amount of requests she's getting to seem like she's more in demand than she actually is.

I don't remember where I watched it (because all these reaction channels are blending together nowadays) but on Gemini's channel, he said that Amber was asked if she would ever move in with Emily and she said no. "She wants to live on her own" or some bullshit, but I think deep down she knows that they can't make it work like that with their type of relationship. She's a damn mess and I think we might end up getting a Mamalynn or Grandmalynn moving in together arc if she doesn't start a kick channel already or get a damn job (which she'll never do).
 
Cecil Harvey said:
I think the reason is probably to try and drive up the amount of requests she's getting to seem like she's more in demand than she actually is.
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That and it is mental gymnastics of not begging for money but creating content. Its a business not a charity so amber doesnt have to feel bad but ambers level of work is literally "moaning fully clothed over the phone for money because shes such a good moaner". Its just copium.
Cecil Harvey said:
I don't remember where I watched it (because all these reaction channels are blending together nowadays) but on Gemini's channel, he said that Amber was asked if she would ever move in with Emily and she said no. "She wants to live on her own" or some bullshit, but I think deep down she knows that they can't make it work like that with their type of relationship. She's a damn mess and I think we might end up getting a Mamalynn or Grandmalynn moving in together arc if she doesn't start a kick channel already or get a damn job (which she'll never do).
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Shes 100% avoiding the crash out if they lived together. Shes avoiding the rejection of emily saying no, the rejection of saying all that "im rich bitch" shit on lolcow bus just to end up moving in with her partner even if she let her and I dont think mommalynn would help her move states away with a woman who amber last year was crying and begging to be not picked up but listened to for hours about how abusive emily was.
Your right.
Her only card to play would be getting grandma or mommalynn to let her move in and shes just gonna be a carbon copy of Rosie sitting in a chair, bitching constantly and being so in love with a partner she doesnt treat very well.
 
Cecil Harvey said:
I don't remember where I watched it (because all these reaction channels are blending together nowadays) but on Gemini's channel, he said that Amber was asked if she would ever move in with Emily and she said no. "She wants to live on her own"
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Emily will never move in with her because she has some kind of custody agreement with her daughter (who i don't believe she loves that dearly, but still) in her own state, and moving would mean sacrificing that, and even Emily cares enough about her public and family reputation to not give up her mistake for a big fat loser.

She won't let hambone move in with her because i guess she doesn't like being abused in her own home or something.
(Also may affect custody if rugrat tells dad)

There's also the fact Emily does not, nor has she ever, loved Amber.
Emily didn't even love colleen (who she also didn't live with) she just loved having someone with absolutely 0 personal boundaries, options, opinions or mobility; that's what she really mourned when her whale went belly up.

Amber is too much for Emily, She has (loud) opinions, can still waddle, breathe on her own and throw tantrums, and Emily doesn't want that in a partner.

Amber will do for an occasional fuck, an online feeding session here and there, An emotional punching bag when she's frustrated, but she's not house hog material.

Tldr: Amber is too alive for Emily, she'll never live with her again.
 
Cecil Harvey said:
I don't remember where I watched it (because all these reaction channels are blending together nowadays) but on Gemini's channel, he said that Amber was asked if she would ever move in with Emily and she said no. "She wants to live on her own"
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She said something similar after she and Jade broke up. I think Emily wouldn't let her move in - she was ready to get rid of her after a month (which is a LONG visit for someone you don't really know). But I also think Amber saying that is just another attempt for her to have control of the situation. Very "You don't want me there? Whatever, I don't want you here either". Cuz it's only a matter of time before she's gonna HAVE to have someone there with her. She's capable of walking to the door to pick up a Doordash and probably (hopefully) the toilet now but if things keep going down the MSPL timeline, one day she's gonna try and get up and won't be able to
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Booked = current orders in the last 24 that were placed. This isnt how many shes fulfilled, only how many orders were placed. It seems like shes already had some recent issues completing them on time, but I assume she is completing all that she is booked for. She'd be a moron not to.

It is also worth noting she has completed more than 193 cameos. Not everyone who buys a Cameo will leave a review. I think she broke 150+ while I was tracking them between Thanksgiving and Christmas of last year alone.

However, the the current flow of orders is significantly slower than back then, as shes squeezed dry most of those willing to buy a Cameo from her already.

I have always held the belief there was more going on with these cameos than simple advice or motovational greetings. Im sure most of them are innocent enough but Im sure shes sold her fair share of arms, laygs, tumtum.
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Yo Nick's Vertical Asshole, was this you posting on Reddit??

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It would be great to know if the figures are factual and accurate. I stopped keeping track of the earnings on KumStar's YawnCow shit a while back for several reasons:

--Playboard didn't have a way to count discrepancies between a stream's Superchats and a specific day's Superchats. Sometimes morons threw $2 Superchats after streams would end, and reconciling that difference got tiring.
--Playboard stops with free peeking beyond 30 days and I refuse to pay $20-$30 or whatever to get a basic account to see more info. Don't really care THAT much.
--Membership counts were only as reliable as LolCow Leaderboard's website indicated...
----For a good while, that bullshit site was down.
----Not sure if anyone noticed but LolCow has 4 membership tiers, but after I started posting their totals back in January/February, the Leaderboard website only has three tiers showing...no BanWorld memberships ($5) only the crowns/pigs/cashcows. Not being able to count all the BanWorlds meant I could never accurately count their total income, and KumStar probably knows that.
--Nobody gave a clear cut explanation on the Superchat pay split per channel for the longest time, not including taxes. It was only recently (thanks to blabbering folks like ThiccGemini) that it was discovered consistently that the Superchat split is 30% YT, and from the remainder is 50% Keem and 50% split between ALL other hosts. In the case of fat narc, she would've pulled anywhere from 33-80% from that. So a $10 superchat would translate to $3 YT and $3.50 Keem, $3.50 left between ALR/Fupa/Tech, again not counting taxes.



TL;DR we might finally know how much this fat narc makes per month now that idiot KumStar is out of the picture. Good fucking riddance!
 
mastergabe said:
TL;DR we might finally know how much this fat narc makes per month now that idiot KumStar is out of the picture. Good fucking riddance!
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If it's only around $18k like calculated, she's not making much more than minimum wage a month - at least minimum wage where I live. Which is decent money in Oklahoma I think but it's not flush with cash like she's trying to make it out to be. And Doordash, like Uber or Lyft, is an expensive habit. You can burn through $3k real quick if you're ordering multiple times a day.
 
mastergabe said:
Yo Nick's Vertical Asshole, was this you posting on Reddit??
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Hell no, I don't have a reddit account. However, its nice to give credit where it is due. This is in fact in the source HTML of Ambers Cameo page:

{"last24HoursBookers":5,"last24Hours":5,"lastWeek":47,"last6Months":414}}}

I simply didn't see this metric during my script creation. Looking at HTML makes me want to drink.

Amber has booked at least 414 cameos in the last 6 months. 137 of those were when I was tracking her between November and December of last year. 6 months ago was November 10th, shortly after I started tracking her. It is safe to assume she completed ~280 cameos between December 25th and now.

That means 33% of her total cameos in the last 6 months came from the first month she had it open, which makes sense. The bulk of the orders come at the beginning.

I found the reddit post you're referencing and saw the comment regarding us (KF) tracking her cameos. I want to make it clear cameo didn't stop me completely. There were so many workarounds but tbh at a certain point it felt like A-Logging more than just having fun. Getting up to fix a crashed script in the middle of the night started feeling more like work, so I just stopped trying lol. All I cared about was knowing if she had enough money to survive the demonetization period. Cameo stopped allowing headless drivers accessing their pages (which was my selenium implementation), so my next stop would have been a tamperscript that does essentially the same thing.

The code is still here if anyone else feels like taking a whack at it. All of the regex finding code still works! Be the change you want to see in the world.

If number spergs feel like taking a whack at it, I'd assume $85 per cameo would be a fair estimate. 34% State tax and 25% cameo cut if I recall correctly. Harder to estimate if cameos were ordered on apple (25% cut for them too). I think I used the average market share of apple vs android to get a closer number.

TLDR: Fat amber has had 414 cameos booked (Most of them should have been completed) and the HTML still provides all relevant metrics for those that feel like tracking it!

Edit: In fact, the only metric that needs tracking is the current price of cameos and a daily update of total cameos. It's all math from there. I really overengineered the fuck outta that y'all. Also 18k +/- 2k is a great estimate for total take home in the last 6 months!
 
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Amber had plans to be married and living with a partner by now. In her dream world she would have a masc lesbian wife that works from home and stays inside 24/7,pays for all the bills and Amber would just make YouTube money for DoorDash and plastic choosies. Alas because she’s insufferable and cannot have a non abusive relationship with another human she has to be long distance with Emily and make her own income still.

I watched that washcloth reaction discord recording where Amber moped quietly hoping that one of her former minions from the bus VC will show run for her on kick for free while she gets paid. She still has the insane notion that she should be paid thousands of dollars for appearing on screen without being able to carry a conversation or saying anything of substance like a 14 year old AND having a cohost to run OBS, plan the show and do all the work and while being paid nothing.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Amber had plans to be married and living with a partner by now. In her dream world she would have a masc lesbian wife that works from home and stays inside 24/7,pays for all the bills and Amber would just make YouTube money for DoorDash and plastic choosies. Alas because she’s insufferable and cannot have a non abusive relationship with another human she has to be long distance with Emily and make her own income still.

I watched that washcloth reaction discord recording where Amber moped quietly hoping that one of her former minions from the bus VC will show run for her on kick for free while she gets paid. She still has the insane notion that she should be paid thousands of dollars for appearing on screen without being able to carry a conversation or saying anything of substance like a 14 year old AND having a cohost to run OBS, plan the show and do all the work and while being paid nothing.
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She basically had that with Jade.
 
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