🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She's really comfortable telling Keem to fuck off, and to shut the fuck up and leave. Also, she was simultaneously trying to shame Tech that he should want the approval of his boss (like she does apparently).

I wonder if Keem is just buying time and eventually going to put her in her place? Is he really that pathetic to allow her to treat him that way? I honestly can't imagine he actually needs her at all.

She's really really not anything special and I can't believe she's bringing in any money at all. I think people are probably at the limit with her nasty personality and her do absolutely nothing whatsoever other than be a bully to anyone mentality. That basically goes for anyone, new or old host, new show or old show.

It was pretty cringe to see her cackle about the show being as dead as her cat. Almost as cringe as Emily in the comments section.
 
Keem's been manipulating Amber just enough to keep her acting foolish and crashing out so people will hate watch and make him money. Do I think Amber has staying power? Probably not, she's already boring and her "character arc" is so bad people are paying not to see her. The LCU is full of oddities like her, though, that are kept around as freakshow attractions, so who knows? One thing is for certain, she can't carry a show.
 
jellyfjsh said:
It's crazy to think there is still a normal-sized skeleton under all that lard. View attachment 8805626
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Someone on Reddit took the effort to edit that one picture we all know to resemble her body.

I think about it every time I see her shock-flaunting herself for attention.
 

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I tend not to get too invested in lolcows because why tf would I, BUT... I was apalled by her reaction to the "this show is as dead as Rarity" joke gemini made. She just could not stop laughing. She gets big mad whenever the topic is Rarity because "she was my world, my everything, glued to my hip, her going missing was low-key traumatizing" but that was top tier hilarious joke haha your precious cat is dead because you just had to take it with you to your feeder's house and it explored too hard.

Give me hats, this time i'm MATI.
 
Wonky Eye said:
I was apalled by her reaction to the "this show is as dead as Rarity" joke gemini made. She just could not stop laughing. She gets big mad whenever the topic is Rarity because "she was my world, my everything, glued to my hip, her going missing was low-key traumatizing" but that was top tier hilarious joke haha your precious cat is dead because you just had to take it with you to your feeder's house and it explored too hard
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If anyone here had a pet go missing, you would know it is the saddest thing. One, you lost them, and two, you have no idea what happened to them. If there's an implication they died , it is an even worse of a feeling.

You could never joke about it, unless you were a narcissistic cat killer like Amber of course.

I really cannot watch any more of this shit. It is so boring. I'm just gonna read here for updates a couple times a week, but even this thread is dead as fuck.
 
You know what would be hilarious? 😂 😂
If Amber Lynn burns her bridges with every single person in the LCU and then Keem fires her and the entire LCU becomes a retractor channel. They have drawn in enough of her "haters" and probably her little pork chop babies also to call that pig officially cooked.

What kind of message do you think it sends when the donations skyrocket when Amber leaves and they all talk shit about her? 🤔🤔🤔

Ngl. The first several times I saw this Gemini person I thought it was a lesbian. Necky 2.0 and the other one needs to put her trashy tits away and if you really really look at her she looks just like foodie. I think her role is to be white trash just a smidge more than el gordita queen of Fatfantasia Land. So that The Ponderosa Princess can feel good about herself.
 
Everything in LCU is scripted and fake already, but they need to manufacture actual interesting storylines. Get Emily involved where they fake a love triangle and Amber pretends to fall in love with a viewer or even another member of the LCU. Go all in and have a trashy poly molment, which naturally devolves into cheating and hiding things regardless of the "open relationship", fighting, crying, trust issues on full display, breaking up every other day, and love bombing on repeat. The amount of superchats screaming and virtue signalling about what a piece of shit Amber is would be staggering.

One of gorlworld's favorite topics is how dysfunctional all of Amber's relationships were, even those two decades ago. If Amber never posted about her dumpsterfire abusive relationships, no one would know or care who she is today. If the LCU is going to be boring and fake anyway, they might as well spice it up with gorlworld's favorite topic, relationship drama.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Calm down everyone it’s just that wire-thin heart ring Emily picked up for Amber at the Stop-n-Go near her house to shut her up.
You can see a timeline of Amber/Emily together/broken up because Amber only takes it off when Emily dumps her.
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In Wisco it would have been the Kwik Trip and if ol' hambo was lucky she hid it in a 12 pack of Glazers
 
Hayduraide said:
Everything in LCU is scripted and fake already, but they need to manufacture actual interesting storylines. Get Emily involved where they fake a love triangle and Amber pretends to fall in love with a viewer or even another member of the LCU. Go all in and have a trashy poly molment, which naturally devolves into cheating and hiding things regardless of the "open relationship", fighting, crying, trust issues on full display, breaking up every other day, and love bombing on repeat. The amount of superchats screaming and virtue signalling about what a piece of shit Amber is would be staggering.

One of gorlworld's favorite topics is how dysfunctional all of Amber's relationships were, even those two decades ago. If Amber never posted about her dumpsterfire abusive relationships, no one would know or care who she is today. If the LCU is going to be boring and fake anyway, they might as well spice it up with gorlworld's favorite topic, relationship drama.
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The only problem here is, and you can refer to her older Tik Toks, Amberlard Reid cannot act for shit. We are just seeing 100% pure asshole in her purest form.
 
Major Pain said:
Amberlard Reid cannot act for shit
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Amber can 'act' nice, and everyone can see right through her bullshit. When she's being a whiny cunt and throwing her pacifier in protest, it comes naturally.

Ultimately, she's an overgrown, almost 600lbs toddler. I look at her trying to lie and see a kid who promises they didn't take a cookie out of the cookie jar while their face is covered in crumbs. We all know you ate the whole cookie jar, Amber.
 
off-topic sperging but hi. officially joining in the deathfat gorlworld forum since while browsing twitter today i saw the abominable sight of amberylnn with two notably differently sized but still tree-trunk-thick legs. i've no clue if they were old photos or not but good god do i wonder how this girl is still alive after a full decade of being such a fucking fatass
 
Palmfish said:
off-topic sperging but hi. officially joining in the deathfat gorlworld forum since while browsing twitter today i saw the abominable sight of amberylnn with two notably differently sized but still tree-trunk-thick legs. i've no clue if they were old photos or not but good god do i wonder how this girl is still alive after a full decade of being such a fucking fatass
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She just looks like that.
 
Keem wants amber to be Lady-Boogie, which I have to admit I didn't understand fully until he mentioned wanting Tech to get her to do "entertaining stunts" like chase fucking chickens. He wants her to actually be boogie in lipstick and wants her handler to have the same relationship with her that he has with Boogie and Wings. That's the secret formula he is trying to set up, why he keeps coming in and setting up dumb ass situations that would get his boy-cows all "riled up" on cue.

They have been... performing... together for a long time. To Keem, Wings is just a less cooperative cow - the difference isn't how far he is WILLING to sink for a dime, it's how well he does what he's told. That's why he's up Tech's ass and why he's got everyone either screaming or doing weird humiliation rituals on camera, it's what worked for him and Boogie.

Amber is not entertaining as a person, she's entertaining as a topic. She doesn't want to humiliate herself for money. She doesn't want to do anything for money at all. Her biggest hurdles in life have always been solved by squeezing herself into a uhaul. Amber is a leach - she has never actually cared for herself as an adult and Keem is going to find it very difficult to get her to do anything at all to make money no matter who he throws in the saddle. Amber's solutions are always found externally, she isn't capable of doing something because she HAS to. It won't get done at all, and she will absolutely believe the failure wasn't hers, but that no one else fixed it.

He should just ride her around the stable himself, get it out of his system and when she won't let him get the saddle on anymore load her up, pay her on the shelf one last time and send her off to her next girlfriend. This constant churn of handlers and pies to the face isn't what her audience wants and he can find a dozen other people willing to do it for his anyway.
 
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