🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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StarkRavingMad said:
A year ago, an Amber and Keemstar crossover sounded promising.

But it's been boring AF since day one. I've never been so uninvested in GorlWorld in a long time. I don't think I've even watched a single reaction video or stream in almost 2 whole months.
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100%.

I remember saying something once about wanting to see Amber at Fat Camp, but I genuinely regret ever thinking that it would be somewhat funny. The LCU is the worst shit ever by far. Not even reaction channels can save it.
 
I think the most interesting/entertaining thing Amber could do at this point is die. She will never lose weight, she will never show her life like she used to during her golden era. This LCU shit is dead in the water since we all know it's scripted nonsense full of retards. This cow is ready to be put out to pasture.
 
KittiestKitty said:
I think the most interesting/entertaining thing Amber could do at this point is die. She will never lose weight, she will never show her life like she used to during her golden era. This LCU shit is dead in the water since we all know it's scripted nonsense full of retards. This cow is ready to be put out to pasture.
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She is such a loser. She needs to not care any more and vlog her life again and go outside, the only thing she can do to save her channel. Chantal is out here everyday do crazy shit and Big Al the cat killer thinks she has any right to say she is the queen of anything. Chantal rules gorlworld because she goes outside.
 
KittiestKitty said:
I think the most interesting/entertaining thing Amber could do at this point is die. She will never lose weight, she will never show her life like she used to during her golden era. This LCU shit is dead in the water since we all know it's scripted nonsense full of retards. This cow is ready to be put out to pasture.
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Probably a controversial opinion but idk about that at this point.
When she inevitably dies, I feel like it will be maybe 2 weeks worth of posting before no one cares.
Its not like we'll see her get cremated or buried, I doubt we'll get bodycam of some unfortunate officer doing a welfare check.
I don't even think mamalynn will release anything acknowledging it.
The only possibily interesting thing is a posthumous interview or discussion with her old flames. But that would rely on two huge contingencies:

1. They actually have something new to say and don't just rehash what we already know
2. They care enough to say anything

Amber isn't just dying, she's dying in irrelevantcy. Maybe she'll have her last big hayday when Emily feeds her to death and documents her last days, but that's about it.

I don't see the BPD meltdown dropping. I don't see Emily and Amber actually getting married (even if they did I don't think Amber would vlog any of that). I don't see LCU going anywhere because it's lowtier slop.

Its over.

Edit for grammer bc this star is tired 🫠
 
KittiestKitty said:
This cow is ready to be put out to pasture.
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Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
She is such a loser. She needs to not care any more and vlog her life again and go outside, the only thing she can do to save her channel.
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✨Tard-Star✨ said:
Amber isn't just dying, she's dying in irrelevantcy. Maybe she'll have her last big hayday when Emily feeds her to death and documents her last days, but that's about it.
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I feel like she’s already out to pasture in a way. Really what else can she do now? She is bed bound/house bound, so shes too fat to go out and vlog. A few years ago when she made that video of walking Twinkie for a mile or whatever, it was a huge deal lol but she couldn’t do something like that now. Not to mention the general audience has mega vitriol for her more than ever now with all the abuse “exposés” and stuff and with the rarity situation. She’s got nothing interesting to say for livestreams, or even vlogs for that matter since she can’t do what I eat in a day shit or day 1 diets anymore. In a way I think this is the end of her channel, if she can stay at the LCU being fed to death by Emily I think she will. What else does she have?
 
Gush gurds said:
I feel like she’s already out to pasture in a way. Really what else can she do now?
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Honestly? Not a lot.
But I imagine she could do shorter form, lower stakes social media content that could still entertain us
Like imagine she just starts begging online ala Jeremy Hambly. Or she actually lives out and films the huge hedonist life style she claims to have- tbh at least her posting her outward degeneracy like Foodie would be *something*
 
KittiestKitty said:
I think the most interesting/entertaining thing Amber could do at this point is die. She will never lose weight, she will never show her life like she used to during her golden era. This LCU shit is dead in the water since we all know it's scripted nonsense full of retards. This cow is ready to be put out to pasture.
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So I am gonna go full :optimistic: mode here and give my ideal situation as to how this ends. I think Emily should move Amber back into her house to feed her, but she also puts up hidden cameras to capture everything. She spends about a month or two living in Wisconsin while Emily captures everything. Then, Emily can kick Amber out again. We can see Amber letting another cat go (pick one, she hasn't played choosie with them yet) but this time its captured on camera. Emily then goes and edits the film while fully breaking up with Amber. Emily goes on these tours of mini reaction channels who want some time in the sun and starts feeding Rachel (in more ways than one) with some stories. Amber will, instinctively, fight back against all the stories. Then Emily can just start dropping different episodes of "Living with Amber" videos on her channel, or team up with Snowflake and release these as documentary videos and split the revenue. Amber freaks out so much about this that lolcow bus becomes watchable for 3 episodes as she slowly has a heart attack and dies on the show, permanently shutting down the shit show that is the lolcow universe
 
Thumb Butler said:
Since Emily is a feeder she probably kept the filthy bed Colette slept lived in. Perhaps Amber should move in?
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Wasn't Colleen in some kind of care facility though? Regardless, they didnt live together and I doubt she'd be willing to haul a bariatric mattress across state lines just for gooner purposes.
 
Amber may be dead as far as our interest in her goes but the fat bitch is still coining it in. That’s part of the problem, she doesn’t have to DO anything except show up and she’s funded for another 47 meals. Why should she bother making the effort to film herself when she doesn’t have to. Her needs are met.

I don’t want her to die, I want her to financially struggle.
 
StarkRavingMad said:
A year ago, an Amber and Keemstar crossover sounded promising.

But it's been boring AF since day one. I've never been so uninvested in GorlWorld in a long time. I don't think I've even watched a single reaction video or stream in almost 2 whole months.
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Keemstar is just a really shit Jet Neptune/Sam Hyde. The second that bitch announced it, I knew she was super dead from then. To say it overstated how boring it would be, the bitch fizzled by the end of the week.
✨Tard-Star✨ said:
Probably a controversial opinion but idk about that at this point.
When she inevitably dies, I feel like it will be maybe 2 weeks worth of posting before no one cares.

Amber isn't just dying, she's dying in irrelevantcy. Maybe she'll have her last big hayday when Emily feeds her to death and documents her last days, but that's about it.
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Irrelevancy for a cow is a fate worse than death. Look at DarkSydePhil, Amber, and him get compared to a lot. I said a month ago. When Keem drops her, she is done. When she started her livestream era during the Jade era, she nuked about 75% of her viewer base; she just nuked the other 25%. The issue is that she needs to get remonetization, but all the reactors are dead, and she lost her free advertising.
12345 said:
Repzilla has been asked to do a video on Amber. He focuses
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How fucking late as fuck is this guy to the topic? This conversation is deader than fucking Rarity at this point. I am so fucking thankful we are out of the petsperging arc, Christ, it was pain of 25 pages of Amber is bad; no shit.
 
Tony Martin's Force Ghost said:
Look at DarkSydePhil, Amber, and him get compared to a lot
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The difference is that Phil has dedicated base of alogs via legacy detractors and the recent casino arc. He's not completely obscure, yet.

Amber has nothing like that, imo. Yes she's on the LCU, but from what I've seen no one *likes* the LCU. Not even her nastiest alogs seem to enjoy the content because it's so BORING.

With the casino at least someone can get some entertainment from the retarded antics. The casino also does coverages rotation- which lets them hoard and release content over time, keeping the audience more invested in *their* favorite cow.

Keem fractured the LCU into multiple splinter shows that focus on one to three spesific freaks all the time. Which I think cheapens the whole appeal of the freak show.

In short:
Amber is IRRELEVANT
SHE'S FAT
her career is IN THE GROUND
 
KittiestKitty said:
I think the most interesting/entertaining thing Amber could do at this point is die. She will never lose weight, she will never show her life like she used to during her golden era. This LCU shit is dead in the water since we all know it's scripted nonsense full of retards. This cow is ready to be put out to pasture.
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My 🌈 idea for this is her screaming at someone on live and keeling over during the stream.
 
Amber's chins just twerked
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