🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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StarkRavingMad said:
A year ago, an Amber and Keemstar crossover sounded promising.

But it's been boring AF since day one. I've never been so uninvested in GorlWorld in a long time. I don't think I've even watched a single reaction video or stream in almost 2 whole months.
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Its not worth it to watch. I catch up with Leo but its the same shit. Keemstar is a little bitch waiting for the cow to produce milk and she keeps threatening to leave the pasture. Lolcow is just a sunk cost fallacy at this point. Save your braincells.
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Good Lord Amber looks massive. She is clearly resting her hands on top of her fupa
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Thats why shes not weighing in even online. Shes massive as fuck and would probably look as big around as Billy the fridge if she sat next to him on camera just shorter.

Also thats why the feeder is still fucking with her. Amber losing weight would make her block amber and look elsewhere. She knows ambers fat ass isnt losing weight and she can fake love amber into accepting her large weight and gain or at least maintain. Ambers ok with her weight as long as someone loves her.
 
Accurate
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Insulin reid said:
Also thats why the feeder is still fucking with her. Amber losing weight would make her block amber and look elsewhere. She knows ambers fat ass isnt losing weight and she can fake love amber into accepting her large weight and gain or at least maintain. Ambers ok with her weight as long as someone loves her.
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Amber is too afraid to be alone and at this point, she can't find anyone outside of a feeder. Emily has full control over her and its going to be Amber's death. The only hope now is that Emily keeps fucking with her so the season finally is at least funny
 
It’s not even ai, it’s fluorescent bingo dobber. Big Gorl blobbed herself engaged at the glow in the dark bingo with Mommy. (Source: Reddit ).

Consider us chuds owned.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
Amber is too afraid to be alone and at this point, she can't find anyone outside of a feeder. Emily has full control over her and its going to be Amber's death. The only hope now is that Emily keeps fucking with her so the season finally is at least funny
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The thing that gets me is that emily has openly talked shit about her and obviously will never actually "love" her. She will never be colleen.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
The thing that gets me is that emily has openly talked shit about her and obviously will never actually "love" her. She will never be colleen.
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Well yeah but this is Amber we are talking about. She is completely pathetic. Started her channel to be a weight loss channel and doubled in size. Made tens of thousands of dollars every month despite barely doing any work but now has literally nothing to show for it because she spent it all. Has chased away plenty of girlfriends who were in her league because she is an abusive narcissist and now she is stuck with a feeder who wants to manipulate her until she eats herself to death. All of this sounds awful and you would normally feel bad but you then remember its Amber. Smug, stuck up, retarded Amber who doesn't deserve any sympathy
 
I'm still trying to be Alan Dershowitz in the Pammy Swain thread, I dare not hope for Michael Fassbender, he's my reach... so I'm gonna let somebody else be Emily for this one.
 
irishlass said:
What's with the Temu looking engagement ring, is that new?
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I doubt it's a real engagement ring (I don't fuck with AI, it's one of my tinfoil hat moments so no comment on that) because if it was, Amber would have told the internet already. She can't help herself, she did it with Becky and she didn't even want to marry her. It also doesn't look like something Amber would wear compared to the two rings she bought herself during Becky era
 
So Fed Bundy is back for her yearly dirty weekend? If they're "engaged" they're gonna do the white trash thing mamalynn and stepdadlynn do where they stay engaged in perpetuity and never actually tie the knot. She'd 100% "propose" just to keep her 600 elbee catfish on the hook in fear of being broken up with or even "divorced" in her dumb narc head.
Also happy page 4600. If Justin Feeder's still in the picture how many more pages/years does everyone think Fatty Fat Kitty Cat Killer Reid has left in her before she goes to the great big Wommart in the sky? Just over 700 pounds at age 30 and yo-yoing between what's realistically 570 to 650 elbees before settling around 630 before she's even in her mid 30s. I hope she has another long drawn out decade of being a boring fat fuck before giving up the ghost since most deathfats hit the limits of modern medicine at around the mid 40s.
 
Calm down everyone it’s just that wire-thin heart ring Emily picked up for Amber at the Stop-n-Go near her house to shut her up.
You can see a timeline of Amber/Emily together/broken up because Amber only takes it off when Emily dumps her.
 
LightEmittingDiode said:
Calm down everyone it’s just that wire-thin heart ring Emily picked up for Amber at the Stop-n-Go near her house to shut her up.
You can see a timeline of Amber/Emily together/broken up because Amber only takes it off when Emily dumps her.
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The ring might end up being the funniest way to troll Amber throughout the remainder of season 6. Just teasing the fuck out of her every time they do the on again off again high school bullshit. Especially if Amber continues to do the boring LCU bullshit
 
I just wish that she'd stop saying she's from California. People hate us enough, take that wherever ever you are, we don't claim her

Ugh, that is the gayest thing I've ever said in my life but I needed to say it.
 
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