🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Barely even human shaped at this point.
 
In all my years of watching ALR I think that's the first time I've seen her wear trousers that aren't the Black Wommart Leggeeeeens holy shit
 
Raw said:
I'm just stopping by to drop this off.
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Yeah, she's trying to prove that she can be more entertaining without Fupa and Tech... i guess making exaggerated weird faces, exaggerated sexual sounds, exaggerated heavy breathing sounds and just acting painfully retarded is entertainment. Dance, cow, dance.
 
mastergabe said:
Proof of life Twonk & Wasabs. That's all anyone cares about anyway.


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Damn straight. Was wondering when was the last time Wasabi appeared on camera. :heart-full:

w4vy_gr4vy said:
In all my years of watching ALR I think that's the first time I've seen her wear trousers that aren't the Black Wommart Leggeeeeens holy shit
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She wore cranberry pants during I think the Becky era, but they disappeared after a couple wears. Likely either because she was trying to hide how long she took between baths, or from ripping them almost immediately. Those black leggings grow and shrink with her like the Hulk’s.
 
toilet_rainbow said:
She wore cranberry pants during I think the Becky era, but they disappeared after a couple wears. Likely either because she was trying to hide how long she took between baths, or from ripping them almost immediately. Those black leggings grow and shrink with her like the Hulk’s.
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There were also the barber pole stripe leggings that showed up all of once, if I recall correctly. Maybe twice, but my brain would've blocked that second viewing for my relative sanity.
 
Diet Coke 4 Life said:
There were also the barber pole stripe leggings that showed up all of once, if I recall correctly. Maybe twice, but my brain would've blocked that second viewing for my relative sanity.
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Forgot about those. Crazy that she's been vlogging for over a decade (closer to a decade and a half!), and one can easily count the amount of times she hasn't wore black leggings on one hand.

Also, "watching" Apathetic's recap of Amber's solo stream (aka mostly skimming and reading Apathetic's commentary, because it's even more unbearable than usual), and someone's wearing a fucking Sonichu medallion :story:

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Like that stream wasn't cursed af already :medallion:
 
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Yeah, I am honestly struggling to see how Keemstar is actually profiting from this other than gatekeeping a cow that is D-team. I was surprised how quickly the lolcow bus hype died. I was optimistic and gave it 2 weeks, but it barely lasted the first week. I don't see why Keem does not do something like Fishtank. He is not as creative as Hyde or Jet, but you're supposed to capitalise on your assets.
 
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Barely even human shaped at this point.
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That long stringy hair is doing her no favors as she gets fatter and fatter. She's always used it to (somehow) hide behind but it's much thinner than it was ten years ago. The long, straight, greasy mess draws the eye directly downwards toward her fattest parts--gunt, shelf, and those redwood legs of hers. It's so thin she has to pull all of it to the sides of her medicine ball head. There's nothing left in the back.

If she could make one good decision in her life she'd get that mop cut. Maybe a layered bob with wispy side swept bangs and a little height on top. Or anything really that would draw the eye up.

The ridiculous amount of money FatAl has blown through and she couldn't even be bother to get a good cut. It would be so much easier to care for and she could even have played with the color if she wanted to. Dumb ass.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I think not having any money is the only way for Amber to truly lose weight. Not being able to afford food is the only way for her to put the fork down
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Carbs are a lot cheaper than protein, (and food banks are full of them), so even if she was on a tight budget, she could still stuff her face with fattening foods.
 
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today's shitshow: Amber got Tech fired and now the stream is just her yapping while Fupa awkwardly sits there. Tech left. on other notes the producer is fucking with her 18560.jpg

ps: she is extremely full of herself and i would not be upset if she keeled over on live. also i would not have sex with her.
 

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today's shitshow: Amber got Tech fired and now the stream is just her yapping while Fupa awkwardly sits there. Tech left. on other notes the producer is fucking with her View attachment 8751392

ps: she is extremely full of herself and i would not be upset if she keeled over on live. also i would not have sex with her.
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Techs last day is April 1st Amber's too dumb to realize that. Also around the 1:44:12 in the bus stream Amber is on another show blaming tech for her getting the cops called for a welfare check. She's furious tech is calling her a liar unless she has proof and shockingly she turned off her cell phone. Amber lies and a lot of this is scripted. I guess Amber said something really stupid on live and tech told her to explain or clear it up as he knew her haydurs would run with it and do something. Next thing you know cops are there. She is called liar lynn for a reason.
 
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