🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I don’t know when she got back on Cameo (or maybe it was always up but low activity), but she’s advertising a sale.

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Why pay for Amber to say anything funny? She already supported genocide and thats now clipped forever

 

[Goatchoker]

Why pay for Amber to say anything funny? She already supported genocide and thats now clipped forever


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Still one of my top 10 troll chats.
She’s so fucking dumb it’s amazing

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

not to OVER speculate, but she probably just got paid by daddy keem, and then same day she promotes her Cameo, is lolcow not making her enough money I want more than anything that the cow goes broke

 

[Holy T_Rex]

not to OVER speculate, but she probably just got paid by daddy keem, and then same day she promotes her Cameo, is lolcow not making her enough money I want more than anything that the cow goes broke

I listen to Jordy streams sometimes while at work and he said that she gets a little bit more than 1$ per 20$ superchat, so he argues that she's probably using money she would use for taxes to maintain her DoorDash 4 times a day lifestyle. She's also on the wegovy pill, so she also has to pay for that, assuming her medical insurance (if she has one) doesn't pay for that. It's absurd that she probably made more than one million at one point and she has nothing now, then I remember - it's Hambo we're talking about - the one that ate herself into having cancer.

My heart really aches for her pets, especially poor old Twonks.. and who knows in what shape Wasabi is..

 

[Pange]

Since it's pretty dead right now, I give you Annie Lynn. She is a thin woman that mirrors Amber to show it's not because she's a fat woman it's because she's a completely terrible person.

Annie Lynn

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

I want more than anything that the cow goes broke

Race of the century. Does Amber run out of money before or after she dies from obesity

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

Race of the century. Does Amber run out of money before or after she dies from obesity

ugh i hope before. I want to see the beast suffer not die

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

ugh i hope before. I want to see the beast to suffer not die

I think not having any money is the only way for Amber to truly lose weight. Not being able to afford food is the only way for her to put the fork down

 

[Lurkor]

I firmly believe that Hamber is capable of filling out the paperwork to be a wellfare queen, our gorl will never starve.

 

[Insulin reid]

My heart really aches for her pets, especially poor old Twonks.. and who knows in what shape Wasabi is..

This is the part I hate the most. Amber, much like other fatties will put themselves before their pets and if the cats and twonk need anything suddenly there will be no money for their care food or grooming. We will see rationing for everyone but her.

I think not having any money is the only way for Amber to truly lose weight. Not being able to afford food is the only way for her to put the fork down

It may be. Funny, though, that shes shit talked someone for that exact same situation shes now hurpling towards.

 

[Tony Martin's Force Ghost]

Well, Amber has kinda killed herself anyway. When Keem kicks her, she will never get monetised, as we know that he knows people. From the very few times I catch up with bus content, they make nowhere near what they used to. Their views are also terrible.

Even in this arc, she is insanely dull.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

not to OVER speculate, but she probably just got paid by daddy keem, and then same day she promotes her Cameo, is lolcow not making her enough money I want more than anything that the cow goes broke

More likely that Daddy Keem approved her request to take days off to be with Fed Bundy, on the SOLE condition that she's not making any money from the streams that happen on those days. So she needs her 15-minutes-of-work Cameos to supplement that income loss.

The B-team will then play it up to generate more money without Hamber to "prove they don't need her" with the added benefit of keeping her share on those days.

And when she returns from her deathfat feeder's visit, the whole group will distract everyone from the activities from those days by having Hamber complain about not getting a cut of the money from those days because "IT'S MY SHOW POINT BLANK PEEEEEEEER" and further ragequit bait until Daddy Keem comes on to add to the drama.

Just a prediction.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Fed Bundy

 

[WasabiPastas]

I think not having any money is the only way for Amber to truly lose weight. Not being able to afford food is the only way for her to put the fork down

I have full faith in her ability to afford huge bowls of rice and pasta until she is unable to cook even while sitting down. Then it's a matter of finding the proper feeder to end her life with. Which...Well she may have already found.

 

[The Moth]

Since the thread is dead as hell and Amber is stupid and boring, I've decided to google some images of lymphedema removal. For some reason, I was under the impression that only Lypedema was removable, not lymphedema, but alas! I was wrong.

Here's a patient I found with laygs similar to Amber's (although less blown up in diameter), the article states that the surgey took 12 hours and they replaced the removed lymph nodes in the layg with the patient's lymph nodes from the neck area.

Spoiler: here's the before and after pic for ya

Another article (lol at the researchers calling it "end-stage lymphedema" ) that depicts the "debulking" process during the lymphedema removal surgery (many nasty photos, not including them here, if you're curious - open the article). They're basically degloving the legs, cleaning out all the bullshit and putting a skin graft back on there. The article claims the prognosis is pretty good if the patient complies with compression procedures, PT, etc. The laygs end up looking somewhat like mutilated FtM transgender arms, when they graft the skin from the forearm to create a facsimile of a "penis", lol

Spoiler: here's a before and 4.5 years after the surgery, laygs are more reminiscent of Amber's

Judging from this little research we can conclude that even Amber's favourite excuse for not losing weight of still having elephant legs is bullshit - if only pookie put that alleged "1-3 million dollars" she made on Youtube aside and saved up for all the surgeries, even the layrgs could've been included in that roster. Sure, the results would look gnarly, but still more human-like and 1000% more functional. At least she could actually hide those under pants and wear shoes. Now her only hope would be to become a guinea pig for some research study I guess.

 

[scoootiepuff]

I think not having any money is the only way for Amber to truly lose weight. Not being able to afford food is the only way for her to put the fork down

Have you seen poor people in the US? Just walk into any rural Walmart. They find a way.

 

[Daisy.Dooom]

Fatcamp = Fakecamp = Lamecamp?
The comments under the LCU videos are more entertaining then the show..

(Glammy flashes the camera multiple times) what deal does Keemstar have with youtube?

 

[marjoram]

Has Keemstar finally realized that taking on FatAl was a tremendously awful idea? Yeah yeah, she brought a bunch of Gorlworld with her but that novelty lasted a week tops.

Everything the FatAl's touches turns to shit. She's too obnoxious to watch. Her flouncing off every five minutes got old really fast. She wrecks every co-host who gets saddled with her. FatAl's presence offers no benefit whatsoever.
Plus she's ugly as fuck and the world's largest land mammal.
You winning Keemstar? Heh, lol cows gonna lolcow.

 

[mastergabe]

Proof of life Twonk & Wasabs. That's all anyone cares about anyway.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

Have you seen poor people in the US? Just walk into any rural Walmart. They find a way.

They apply for EBT. Hamber is too lazy to apply for that