🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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anliteralidiot said:
Aaaaaand it's gone.

What happened?
Also, it's fat camp, so her other cohosts are together IRL and she's in bed.
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Shit. I tried to archive when I posted earlier, but it failed to upload for some reason. My fault, I didn't think it was crucial to troubleshoot it and repost cuz it's not direct from the source. I'm guessing Keem got butthurt and struck it.

Basically, Zey was going off on Amber, exposing some truths about her and the show. I found another small channel covering it, I'm not taking any chances this time:

Archive:


Hope this one doesn't go down, too. If it does, then at least we know Keem and/or Amber are 100% reading this thread.
 
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She's doing the thing she was never doing again, again: Instagram Q&A. It's nothing exiting.

She's not on a diet. She's taking the Wegovy pill. She's been soooo busy she hasn't reapplied for monetization. Favorite pokemon is Snorlax.

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Agoodpotroast said:
I think my favorite useless thing for HER was that standing desk.
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My personal favorite were the Shaq Shoes, and really all the other junk she got for Destiny, only for her to leave her anyways.

My favorite thing that she didn’t buy is a house. She just chooses to rent instead of owning her own place.
Baffling.
She could even play chooses with the houses until she found ‘the one’.
 
Agoodpotroast said:
I think my favorite useless thing for HER was that standing desk. Would be useful for literally ANYONE else who works on a computer for hours at a time and understands ergonomics. Absolutely another useless thing Amber bought because Jade probably had one. Useless in general, all the costume jewelry that she expected us to buy. Who tf buys used earrings, especially ones with zero actual value? Maybe some used earrings if they were vintage or actual metal like platinum or gold, not some stank plastic hoops that I can buy new for $10 from Walmart.
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Remember the pedal machine she got for people to pedal while they sit? She was so excited about it and we have never seen it again. It was a big piece of equipment too
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
"I haven't applied for remonitisation because I'm too busy" = "Daddy Keem said no"
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Im pretty sure keem said no streaming but ambers demonetized so she wont do all that work and upload vlogs for free. Not to mention she has nothing to film because shes in the discord chat for like 10 or so hours a day.

No mom driving her around, no girlfriend to do things with, and people are talking about her and giving her attention so theres no way shes leaving the house. Shes insecure and a narc nightmare so leaving a space where she views people saying things about her or not having an ability to "defend herself" is never going to happen. Its her safety net and lifeblood theres nothing that takes priority over that.
Jizzrag said:
Someone on Reddit posted these pics they found on TikTok:
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Oh god not her doing the fat old person diagonal sitting position. Gorls got one weird buttcheek on the whole seat and shes holding herself up with the other leg facing the window.
 
Jizzrag said:
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Can someone tell that revolting bitch to stop jiggling her top gunt under the pretence she has something resembling tits? Gorl we've been watching you for over ten years and we know that not a single fucking ounce of those 600 el bees you lug around have made their way to either your chest or your flat frog ass. Thanks.🎩
 
FigSoda said:
My personal favorite were the Shaq Shoes, and really all the other junk she got for Destiny, only for her to leave her anyways.

My favorite thing that she didn’t buy is a house. She just chooses to rent instead of owning her own place.
Baffling.
She could even play chooses with the houses until she found ‘the one’.
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-Too dumb to navigate all the steps involved in buying and paying for a house

-Unable and unwilling to take care of a property and home by herself. Also unwilling to become physically able or learn anything new.

-What if she needs to get up and move to another state immediately for another weird lesbian

-Not going to live a long time so what’s the point of saving money for retirement or planning for the future

-Lazy/fat

Handicap apartment is clearly the best choice for our self made gorl boss.

also I think it’s been noted but I just want to point out how depressing her apartment looks when she’s not shacked up with someone else. No wall artwork, no character. So she chooses not to live in her own home but also doesn’t make her apartment feel like a home either. I guess it’s not surprising when she’s physically unable to put things on the walls and also completely absorbed in her fat mind all day thinking only about what/when she’s going to eat next.
 
HAHAHA, not her getting jealous and feeling threatened by FupaCheese appearing on camera not being 600+ pounds and bedbound like she currently is. CERTAINLY not people donating to say that FupaCheese is pulling off the style of George Reid's personal idol Trisha Paytas too..
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She's tooooltally naaaawt coping and seething by sitting fatly in silence for 5 minutes at a time.
 
I have to give credit to snowflake for pointing this out but yea she does look like she has a bruised cheek. It looks purple and swollen. Maybe just the light and bad blush?
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I don't care about her cancer or surgical records or test results - what I want (won't get it though) is a record of her weigh-ins at all her various ER trips. She's a big fat liar about her highest weight and all her weights. I wish she would get down to 120elbees. I'd love to see the melted candle look.
 
FigSoda said:
My personal favorite were the Shaq Shoes, and really all the other junk she got for Destiny, only for her to leave her anyways.

My favorite thing that she didn’t buy is a house. She just chooses to rent instead of owning her own place.
Baffling.
She could even play chooses with the houses until she found ‘the one’.
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The most ridiculous excuse I've heard is shes afraid of a house getting doxxed (as if an apartment isnt just as likely to be doxxed). Plus I guess she's never heard of a gated community. Theyre not as rare or expensive as youd think these days.
 
Speaking of Amber throwbacks, this is a memory from 2019 that always makes me laugh:
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Reddit salt archives here [1][2][3] .
 
Jizzrag said:
Someone on Reddit posted these pics they found on TikTok:
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Here’s some pics of the bus gang at fatcamp, also from Reddit
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Her juggling her side saddle flaps of fat she wants to believe are tits is the most entertaining part of all of this LCU stupidity
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Is it me or does Fupa look like she's Tammy and Amy's other fat sister?

Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I have to give credit to snowflake for pointing this out but yea she does look like she has a bruised cheek. It looks purple and swollen. Maybe just the light and bad blush?
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I really wish people wouldn't give her ideas. The next thing you know she's going to lean into to it trying to capitalize on it. If it's not makeup the next time it sure will be.
 
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