🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Constellationzero said:
No one likes gaslighting. Funny thing that we have a few regular posters who love pointing out Fat Albert's constant gaslighting
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I don't think anyone is gaslighting you. It's just that if you really believe she's capable of falsifying medical records, then we're not talking about the same person or you're not as familiar with her as the rest of us. She's a very bad liar, as is very evident in the LCU era. That's why she's a lolcow in the first place and that's why this thread exists. Her primary attribute is that she lies constantly and literally never gets away with it because she's retarded. She sees herself as a Trisha Paytas type figure. Someone who acts ridiculous for attention but really the jokes on you because it makes her rich and famous. But that couldn't be further from the truth. She didn't expertly fake a meltdown after her diagnosis. She's not capable of pulling something like that off.
 
Agoodpotroast said:
End of the year is quite generous of you. I predict that she will have some sort of medical emergency - fictional or otherwise - she'll miss some episodes and will get kicked for breach of contract. Will give her something to bitch about and us to be mildly amused with
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Thats what I thought earlier about her because she did the performative "im having a heart attack my shits in afib" on stream once and nobody gave a single fuck and kept talking and she pulled the "im sick" card and didnt show up on stream for a show till they talked shit about her not getting money for the stream thats when she sat on bus and made the show all about her waffling on staying or going till the stream ended (i assume shes going to yell at keem about getting her cut for that show because shes a penny pinching dumb bitch). Every time I think shes gonna go down that cockroach is still kicking so I gave her an extra couple months. The only way she would stay on is essentially everyone capitulating to her bullshit cause they feel bad she wont have another source of income. Its like when beck or other girlfriends she had tried to leave her and she pulled the guilt shit of "whos gonna help me" and shit like that.
 
If she is going to be boring and cause he thread to speculate, then can you at least have fun with it? Personally I have enjoyed finding different forms of portfolio's she could have invested in since she was making such massive amounts of money on YouTube to see how much she needed to put away for her to never have to work again. Coming really close with a few of them
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
If she is going to be boring and cause he thread to speculate, then can you at least have fun with it? Personally I have enjoyed finding different forms of portfolio's she could have invested in since she was making such massive amounts of money on YouTube to see how much she needed to put away for her to never have to work again. Coming really close with a few of them
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You know I still find it kinda insane how much she went through all the money she earned just from eating. Did she really spend that much on food? Crazy. What is your fave useless thing she bought. Mine is the water cooler at the gaycare that no one used lol
 
Shitted Scaredless said:
I'm still not over choosey. She played choosey, presumably alone, for days on end.
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Imagine being so trapped in her tiny retard mind-

she has enough money to pay for 2 plane seats for both her and beck to go to literal "bora bora" (neck had to go with because you cant let the hostage ass wiper leave) and instead stalks the internet for landfill garbage on Etsy and plays choosy with herself and beck (for days) sometimes instead of doing anything else.

Thats beyond terrifying.
 
Insulin reid said:
plays choosy with herself and beck (for days) sometimes instead of doing anything else.
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and, like... I get no-lifing videogames, and even books at times...
but choosey... It's so mind-numbingly boring, that it wraps back around to being terrifying. All she wants to do is eat, and choose between two different pieces of shit for her favorite, over, and over, and over...
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
What is your fave useless thing she bought.
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Remember when she bought 4 bags off of SHEIN. All the same bag just different colors. The audience never saw those bags again.

Also RIP to anything she bought from Horrid and said “this will fit better once I lose a little bit of weight” and we never saw those articles of clothing again.
 
Isis Bride said:
I don't think anyone is gaslighting you. It's just that if you really believe she's capable of falsifying medical records, then we're not talking about the same person or you're not as familiar with her as the rest of us. She's a very bad liar, as is very evident in the LCU era. That's why she's a lolcow in the first place and that's why this thread exists. Her primary attribute is that she lies constantly and literally never gets away with it because she's retarded. She sees herself as a Trisha Paytas type figure. Someone who acts ridiculous for attention but really the jokes on you because it makes her rich and famous. But that couldn't be further from the truth. She didn't expertly fake a meltdown after her diagnosis. She's not capable of pulling something like that off.
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Maybe not gaslighting, but there is a double standard when others express the same opinion and aren't met with the unnecessary hostility and ASSumptions about what they are thinking/feeling.

As far as familiarity with a moo cow. Careful. Remember ol' Chris Chan? He was thought incapable/too lazy/dumb.
Remember Julie Terryberry? Also thought of as too lazy/incapable of suicide.
And people thought Chinstraps wasn't capable of actually going to the Middle East or Syria, but she did.

No one truly knows. But, like Chantal, I DO know that Georgelynn Reid lies.
 
Soft Gentle Love said:
Remember when she bought 4 bags off of SHEIN. All the same bag just different colors. The audience never saw those bags again.

Also RIP to anything she bought from Horrid and said “this will fit better once I lose a little bit of weight” and we never saw those articles of clothing again.
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We saw them again when she was decluttering for her move to OKC and she decided to donate them and said she had never used them.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
What is your fave useless thing she bought. Mine is the water cooler at the gaycare that no one used lol
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When Becky was moving out, Amber tried to sell all this bulk collectible crap like acrylic charms and stickers that she had 30 gallon tubs full of to make room. It was like she bought out an AliExpress vendor’s entire stock. She also had all these Mini Brands and Shopkins in similar quantities. Wonder how many dental cleanings she could’ve had for the same price.

Her Rae Dunn phase was one of my favorite Jade era things. That clip where Jade and her gush about how they both wanted to buy the same dryer lint bin is so absurd. It’s like something someone would write as a joke, yet it was completely straight.
 
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Soft Gentle Love said:
Remember when she bought 4 bags off of SHEIN. All the same bag just different colors. The audience never saw those bags again.

Also RIP to anything she bought from Horrid and said “this will fit better once I lose a little bit of weight” and we never saw those articles of clothing again.
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That flesh-colored fupa purse...
 
Constellationzero said:
Maybe not gaslighting, but there is a double standard when others express the same opinion and aren't met with the unnecessary hostility and ASSumptions about what they are thinking/feeling.

As far as familiarity with a moo cow. Careful. Remember ol' Chris Chan? He was thought incapable/too lazy/dumb.
Remember Julie Terryberry? Also thought of as too lazy/incapable of suicide.
And people thought Chinstraps wasn't capable of actually going to the Middle East or Syria, but she did.

No one truly knows. But, like Chantal, I DO know that Georgelynn Reid lies.
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Chris stayed obscenely incapable, lazy, and dumb. The only reason he was able to rape his mom is because she was frail and dementia-riddled and didn't understand what was going on. Unless you're referring to something else he did?

Either way, dude is dumber than a sack of bricks. I don't think Amber is anywhere near as dumb as that, but she might make up for it by being even lazier.
 
I think my favorite useless thing for HER was that standing desk. Would be useful for literally ANYONE else who works on a computer for hours at a time and understands ergonomics. Absolutely another useless thing Amber bought because Jade probably had one. Useless in general, all the costume jewelry that she expected us to buy. Who tf buys used earrings, especially ones with zero actual value? Maybe some used earrings if they were vintage or actual metal like platinum or gold, not some stank plastic hoops that I can buy new for $10 from Walmart.
 
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