🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Invisible Penguin]

I'm not caught up on the "cancer arc," but getting only surgery with no chemo, radiation, or hormone blockers is very suspicious...

especially since it's impossible to know whether the uterine cancer would metastasize.

Follow-up: Even with surgery alone, guidelines recommend pelvic exams, CA-125 blood tests, and imaging (CT every 6–12 months for 2–3 years, then annually) to monitor for metastasis.

If she tested positive for cancer cells and this was the course of action with no further screening or testing, then (if true) these are the only possibilities:

- ALR refused all post-surgery therapy, aftercare, and follow-up.
- The doctor was not following protocol.

Amber also wisely listened to a pharmacist and quit taking the HRT she was on like a big moron. The pharmacist told her she shouldn't have been taking it because HRT meds can contribute to uterine cancer, but the big dummy didn't talk to her oncologist to find out that you NEED HRT after hysterectomy to replace the hormones your body can no longer produce. I had breast cancer and the aftercare is pretty similar. She 100% should be taking HRT, that's why her hair is falling out so bad. She's also putting herself at a pretty high risk of osteoporosis by not taking the HRT, that along with the stress her bones are already under, is going to get interesting for her, especially if she has a real fall.

 

[Insulin reid]

Amber also wisely listened to a pharmacist and quit taking the HRT she was on like a big moron. The pharmacist told her she shouldn't have been taking it because HRT meds can contribute to uterine cancer, but the big dummy didn't talk to her oncologist to find out that you NEED HRT after hysterectomy to replace the hormones your body can no longer produce. I had breast cancer and the aftercare is pretty similar.

I have mixed feelings because id actually agree with the pharmacist. Morbidly obese women have more complications and sedentary fat fucks like amber cant risk the clotting factor, among other issues like what that fat insufferable cow was screeching about when the "should I sue *weird tiktok noise*" saga was going on for like 2 seconds till she realized she doesnt have a case/would need to show her fat ass in court.
Amber probably rolled up in a wommart scootypuff thats giving "horse in gone with the wind" energy and the pharmacist noticed her blood pressure being as high as we all know it is and tried to warn her to talk to her doctor more about it which we know amber wont ever do.

She's also putting herself at a pretty high risk of osteoporosis by not taking the HRT, that along with the stress her bones are already under, is going to get interesting for her, especially if she has a real fall.

Good. I hope they snap and we get a "broken arm" era. She could have fixed this but shes riding on borrowed time. I cant wait till she acts like it's somehow becks fault and also says it came out of nowhere and couldn't be avoided as if nothing shes done up until this point could have been a contributing factor.

 

[ADHD]

I think hers was a grade 3 with minimal depth but I may be misremembering.

It was Stage 1B grade 2.

 

[Nicks Vertical Asshole]

Someone hand me a railroad tie, I need to poke fat Amber to do something.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'd love for you to point me to some place the proves that Chinny had cancer. I'll wait

You'll wait forever here. Lot of people here who love to say "Reddit is that way, retard," while acting exactly like a Redditor.

Jen said she had cancer. ZERO proof. Yet, almost no one (rightly believed her)

Fat Albert says she had cancer. Uses it for a bully cudgel and to grift. ZERO proof (you absolutely can fake/photoshop alleged doctor papers--memba the fake urologist call that NOT BECKY voiced), but, cast doubt...ask questions...simply say "I don't believe she ever had cancer." and several people here lose their fucking minds. Some get extra pissy and demand you shut your mouth because you're spreading mIsInfOrmAtIon on Hambutt lore.

No. Fuck you. Fat Albert never had cancer. Best I'll ever believe is that it had MAYYYYYBE precancerous cells discovered. She is famously NON COMPLIANT as a patient. Noncompliance often leads to surgeries like a hysterectomy because it's the better option because the doctor knows the patient will be noncompliant.
Won't wash. Won't lose weight. Won't eat right. Won't get a GP instead of using the ER all the time. Won't purchase insurance. Won't do the baseline of anything. So why would anyone think Fat Albert would do a damn thing to mitigate a chronic disease, or try to prevent a relapse??

Even NO Neck cast doubt about actual cancer on video after the breakup, but nah, get pissy because a few of us are KINDLY asking for irrefutable proof that Amber can't try to photoshop/doctor up for grift purposes. Goddamn... it's a KNOWN THING here that lolcows LOVE faking illnesses for various reasons, up to, and including, submitting alleged paperwork that later turns out to be BUNK. Have you heard of Andrew Ditch? Have you forgotten LifeByJen? Colt Seidman?

You have been proven to be WRONG before. Remember Chris and Barb? Goddamn, I used to see people catch a threadban just for cracking a Chris fucks his mom joke, and look how that worked out.

Georgelynn Reid never had cancer. This is the OPINION of myself, and a few others. Learn to accept that some of us disagree and move on dot org.

Watch her get another case of cellulitis and see nothing change with her. She damn well wouldn't do any kind of cancer care.

 

[Shitted Scaredless]

I think maybe we're all getting to worked up over the hypothetical medical history of a thunderbitch.

 

[Soft Gentle Love]

Omggg ambers so boring rn we are talking about her cancer journeeeee again. Let me give you guys the facts

Amber fat, and ate herself into getting uterine cancer. Yes she was kind’ve young and it isn’t typical for women to get uterine cancer that young but when you carry 500 lbs on a 5’2 frame for at this point going on 5 years, the odds are not in your favor anymore.
Amber arguably the easiest cancer journey. No chemo, just a surgery.

I always call bullshit with Amber but I definitely think it was real, I don’t think she should act like it was this terrible thing that happened to her because she still ended up gorging her face out,(right after jade broke up with her she got back up to 569ish) and she’s maintained 500lbs+ the last, coming up, 6 years since her cancer diagnosis
I also think it’s so funny when pookie cries about not having children. Because she didn’t lose the weight then, and she won’t lose it now. She would’ve never been able to get pregnant, and she’ll never be able to adopt.



Anyways did anyone archive the TikTok video. I tried watching it on The Ankles channels but the fag kept pausing every two seconds and I hate his voice

 

[toilet_rainbow]

Community post from ApatheticFaxx, with an additional comment capping what little “interesting” content there was. Is a day late, but considering how boring Amber is being that we’re back to arguing about cancer, meh

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

So what do you think (genuinely) is going to happen within the next few months? Realistically how long can she keep making these terrible shows up? Maybe a half year at the most? I feel like she is going to have at least one more major controversy that isn't kayfaybe, probably about emily, and she might finally become really irrelevant. Or she has some kind of fall, or maybe one morning she is too swollen to get up out of bed. Maybe we will get a wildcard and some secret drama has been brewing behind the scenes, maybe with who big al is texting. I imagine she is texting other people besides emily, I always thought of her as just as much a cheater as destiny.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

So what do you think (genuinely) is going to happen within the next few months? Realistically how long can she keep making these terrible shows up? Maybe a half year at the most? I feel like she is going to have at least one more major controversy that isn't kayfaybe, probably about emily, and she might finally become really irrelevant. Or she has some kind of fall, or maybe one morning she is too swollen to get up out of bed. Maybe we will get a wildcard and some secret drama has been brewing behind the scenes, maybe with who big al is texting. I imagine she is texting other people besides emily, I always thought of her as just as much a cheater as destiny.

Emily breaks up with her for the billionth time, Amber tries to win her back by agreeing to let Rachel join their feeding session so they become a polycule of eating. Amber then gets super mad about having to share her food over facetime and forces Emily to be more with Rachel. Rachel agrees to eat a 40 piece if Emily gives her the audio to the BPD meltdown. Rachel then releases the audio a month later when Emily leaves her for Amber again

 

[Insulin reid]

So what do you think (genuinely) is going to happen within the next few months? Realistically how long can she keep making these terrible shows up? Maybe a half year at the most? I feel like she is going to have at least one more major controversy that isn't kayfaybe, probably about emily, and she might finally become really irrelevant. Or she has some kind of fall, or maybe one morning she is too swollen to get up out of bed. Maybe we will get a wildcard and some secret drama has been brewing behind the scenes, maybe with who big al is texting. I imagine she is texting other people besides emily, I always thought of her as just as much a cheater as destiny.

Ambers need for control and blatant pandering to other hosts via changing everything about herself like she does will burn all her bridges within the lcu.
After fat camp keemstar will have other things that are lucrative and amber will just become another toy in the toy box. People will put her down to play with other toys and she will implode. Just like with every other relationship shes had because she treats everyone like some form of girlfriend/love interest her abuse will cause people to flee her virtual vicinity. Her "im amberlynn i just show up and the show makes money" shit is already old and I dont see her being such a cash cow that keem keeps being ok with her bullshit. One of the rules is amber never leaves relationships so shes going to burn bridges and get fired for having a tantrum that becomes everyone else's last straw. Then she will inevitably panick on whatever platform she has left thats already monetized and beg for money. How long it lasts though im not sure. I dont see her being keems employee for another year so I think around the end of this year will be the end point. She keeps using the lcu for a multitude of things like control/emotional regulation, shitting on women because she loves doing that because shes a jealous thin lipped bitch and demanding more and more till someone calls it quits. Emily's relationship shit may speed up the implosion if another cheating or breakup scandal happens because if amber can't control emily shes got to control someone else to self regulate. I dont see amber as being as financially secure as she usually is and that really eats at her so she must be hurting for money and thats going to impact her mood.

 

[LonesomeDud]

@Constellationzero gets way too mad about this stuff, but I'm not sure Amberlynn had cancer.

 

[FatalTater]

I don't care if Amber had cancer or not, she's an asshole and the world would be better without her.

I do love that she took down her channel, including the old videos where she came off as a misguided young adult in need of guidance, which is how a lot of people got fooled into thinking she was human.
Now if someone goes looking for her online all they'll find is this latest stuff showing Amber's true colors. Love that for herrr.

 

[Constellationzero]

@Constellationzero gets way too mad about this stuff, but I'm not sure Amberlynn had cancer.

I get irritated by the double (triple standard) of some posters being able to say they think George Reid never had cancer while, whenever I do mention it, or question, or ask for real proof, I see some dipshits actually get way too mad and say I'm trying to insert lore.

No one likes gaslighting. Funny thing that we have a few regular posters who love pointing out Fat Albert's constant gaslighting, but choose to regularly do the same here. Even Becky cast doubt on audio/camera about the veracity of Hambutt's alleged cancer. Gaslighting and getting pissy over someone expressing a contrary assessment about a cow is a shit look. Do better.

 

[Gimme the skinny]

Conclusion if you lie so much to your people no one is going to believe anything you ever say. So yeah sometimes it’s okay to tell the truth


I’m not sure what I like more big George or Albert. Fat Albert George the third because fat Albert is always going to be more than one persons weight

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

(le sigh)

Retard actually put her fucking medical portal report up on the internet for viewing. Retard is also a fucking retard and I personally don't believe she's capable of font-matching to make this look legitimate, much less utilizing proper terminology to make it sound legitimate.

Also remember that Becky's about as smart as a processed anchovy. She's about as supid as Amber, so she'd be 1B 2? Dur hur, that's not stage 4, so it's not cancer, dur hur..

Let's stop sperging about the cancer bullshit. I know this cow's about dry and we don't have much to talk about, but holy fuckdoodles, do we have to go into pages upon pages of tired bullshit that's been going on since 2020 because you loathe a cow? Sheesh.

 

[Daisy.Dooom]

(le sigh)

Retard actually put her fucking medical portal report up on the internet for viewing. Retard is also a fucking retard and I personally don't believe she's capable of font-matching to make this look legitimate, much less utilizing proper terminology to make it sound legitimate.

Also remember that Becky's about as smart as a processed anchovy. She's about as supid as Amber, so she'd be 1B 2? Dur hur, that's not stage 4, so it's not cancer, dur hur..

Let's stop sperging about the cancer bullshit. I know this cow's about dry and we don't have much to talk about, but holy fuckdoodles, do we have to go into pages upon pages of tired bullshit that's been going on since 2020 because you loathe a cow? Sheesh.

Agreed.

I have a background in these areas but I don’t care enough to argue, I was just curious and sharing my thoughts on the subject.

-unfortunately the report that you direct to is unreadable, is there a clearer version?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Agreed.

I have a background in these areas but I don’t care enough to argue, I was just curious and sharing my thoughts on the subject.

-unfortunately the report that you direct to is unreadable, is there a clearer version?

Transcription is here. If you watch the archived video, you can zoom in, squint and wreck your eyes trying to read it. Unfortunately ALR DFE'd so the original's no longer viewable, so all we've got is the shit archive.

 

[Daisy.Dooom]

Transcription is here. If you watch the archived video, you can zoom in, squint and wreck your eyes trying to read it. Unfortunately ALR DFE'd so the original's no longer viewable, so all we've got is the shit archive.

I got AI to try to clarify it (not perfect) but the report sounds pretty legit.
—
Stage IB (2023 FIGO): Non-aggressive (low-grade endometrioid) histology with ≥50% myometrial invasion, no/focal LVSI, confined to uterus/ovary.
—
She’s very lucky that it wasn’t worse given that she had symptoms for two years before getting it checked out.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I dont see her being keems employee for another year so I think around the end of this year will be the end point.

End of the year is quite generous of you. I predict that she will have some sort of medical emergency - fictional or otherwise - she'll miss some episodes and will get kicked for breach of contract. Will give her something to bitch about and us to be mildly amused with