🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Reddit is theorizing that Emily is visiting
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Jizzrag said:
Reddit is theorizing that Emily is visiting
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Her leaving the show early makes more sense with this theory. Amber is always either on the show or in the VC. The fact she didn't immediately come back to talk more shit gives someone else is there. I was already suspecting the recording was fake, but if Emily recorded it, then that means Amber is likely lying to Keemstar and the LCU about it too.

Keem mentioned Amber recently signed a non-compete (on her own accord, it was only presented to her without an expectation to sign) so I find it hard to think amber is attempting to get fired. I think Amber feels she's above all of the rules and has Keem in her pocket, so of course she can leave early to spend time with her fat feeder.

Congrats Amber! She signed a non-compete and an NDA and agreed to not stream on her own channel. She really thought they were her friends lol.
 
Someone said it was Emily recording Amberlynn screaming through her door. Amber recreated the dialog from an episode and sent Keem the recording to create a story for why she’s having to be quiet and stay in her room. I think Emily said she’s “triggered” by yelling, and if she brought her dogs, Amber yelling might make them bark. I don’t know, it’s all so dumb. I couldn’t even get through the edited clips. I think last nights show was the real “soft and gentle” ALR, the one her girlfriends have to deal with. Get off your fucking ass Emily and finish this bitch already.
 
GLEB said:
Amber recreated the dialog from an episode and sent Keem the recording to create a story for why she’s having to be quiet and stay in her room.
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Do we know what episode its supposedly from? I'd like to compare the waveforms.

the heard quote is: "That's not accountability, you're making excuses"
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
This is the golden goose Keem hasn't quite caught sight of yet. Amber is worth SO MUCH MORE money and entertainment to the LCU as someone who isn't a host. As soon as she leaves, all of these shows will turn on her and that's when I believe the money will actually start flowing in.

Whether or not Keem is willing to put her in that position is up for those who know and understand the LCU better than I. He seems incapable of developing real and meaningful interpersonal relationships so I doubt he's opposed to fucking her over for a paycheck. I might even be underestimating Keem. Pulling her directly off wouldn't be ideal as he wouldn't have given the audience enough time to become invested. He seems to be getting tired of her shit publicly anyway.
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I don't think he's quite ready to cut her loose yet, not while there's still gorls willing to pay $20 to call Amber fat and smelly or whatever. Her fellow cast members turning on her would definitely deliver a bumper payday, but then what? He's a money hungry Jew after all and won't stop milking the cash liver tit until it lactates dust. And as much as Amber loves to pretend that they're all besties off stream and that she's Keemstar's favouritest clown at his circus, deep down she must know there will be screenshots, recordings, archives, you name it of her interactions with him and the other LCU goons from their gay discords or group chats that can and will be used against her the second Keemstar gives the command. She's fucked. She either stays and does what her puppet master wants, or leaves and has her off screen behaviour exposed. Love that for her!!
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Do we know what episode it’s supposedly from? I'd like to compare the waveforms.

the heard quote is: "That's not accountability, you're making excuses"
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I tried to find it then I remembered Amber is a lying liar that lies, and even if we had a video of her staging everything, she’d just say “Keem put me up to it and Keem is my boss”. I
seriously doubt management would have shared a video from another resident lodging a complaint. And definitely not via email, so how did Amber get the recording unless she made it herself. The lolcow bus is to entertainment what McDonald’s “product” is to goyslop- fake, unappetizing, consumables for the peasants.
 
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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Congrats Amber! She signed a non-compete and an NDA and agreed to not stream on her own channel. She really thought they were her friends lol.
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More like she really thought she was the smartest person in the room and they let her think that, while laughing at her amongst themselves.
 
GLEB said:
I tried to find it then I remembered Amber is a lying liar that lies, and even if we had a video of her staging everything, she’d just say “Keem put me up to it and Keem is my boss”. I
seriously doubt management would have shared a video from another resident lodging a complaint. And definitely not via email, so how did Amber get the recording unless she made it herself. The lolcow bus is to entertainment what McDonald’s “product” is to goyslop- fake, unappetizing, consumables for the peasants.
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Chantal is still worse. Not by much, though.
 
TrainWreckSpotter said:
I hadn't checked in on Amber in awhile, so I decided to watch this stream via a reaction channel. I could only get through five minutes because MY GOD it was like watching a slap fight during recess at an elementary school. How old are these people, again?
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To be frank, the only way I can tolerate watching anything revolving around Amber during this Bus era is by watching Orko.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Her leaving the show early makes more sense with this theory. Amber is always either on the show or in the VC. The fact she didn't immediately come back to talk more shit gives someone else is there. I was already suspecting the recording was fake, but if Emily recorded it, then that means Amber is likely lying to Keemstar and the LCU about it too.
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Keem is probably behind the whole thing. Every time someone needs to take time off, they script it as a firing/quitting/etc. And clearly it worked, considering all the money that poured in after she left last night. She gets a cut of all of that and she didn't even have to do anything for it. Keem will not actually fire her unless she stops being a literal cash cow, and Bus is currently the top show.
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Also, for those who didn't watch Fat Camp last year, the reason that ended up being a major financial success was because 1. Wings pushed his wife onto a table (raked in a ton of outrage over DV donos and Keem just laughed when someone suggested he donate that money to a charity) and 2. Becky showed up and shaved her head as a "punishment" (again, scripted, she had already agreed to do it and bought a wig ahead of time). I don't know how they expect to top that this year since the Wings thing wasn't scripted, just a profitable accident. Amber isn't going to go and even if she does she certainly isn't going to shave her head or show her laygs or anything actually interesting.
 
r8 me jigsaws but it's bugging the fuck outta me: what is this gay 🤏shit these retards keep doing with their fingers?? Is this some tiktok shit I'm too much of a normie to understand?
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
r8 me jigsaws but it's bugging the fuck outta me: what is this gay 🤏shit these retards keep doing with their fingers?? Is this some tiktok shit I'm too much of a normie to understand?
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Another stolen piece of black American culture, it's a way of non verbally saying you think someone is spitting facts or a hot take or whatever, as far as I understand.
 
burntgrilledcheese said:
Another stolen piece of black American culture, it's a way of non verbally saying you think someone is spitting facts or a hot take or whatever, as far as I understand.
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And here I thought it meant to indicate someone had a micropenis. That's what it meant in the military.

Or 'tone down your fucking volume you dipshit, you sound like a howling idiot with a micropenis.'
 
dfranki723 said:
I genuinely don't think Hamber is self aware enough to realise what a state she and her life is in.

Every single time she's had a little ''epiphany'' where she's claimed to know how she'll die and how she can't do Youtube forever blah blah blah, it's been a mimicry of what viewers have been telling her she SHOULD be worried about, it never comes from within herself. Her delusions are so strong, I don't think even on her deathbed she will realise what a fucked up, wasted existence she's led.

We also need to remember, her acting all sad is her go to when she needs to manipulate. Those faces she's making were the exact same ones she was making during the break up nonsense with Becky. She's still playing it all up, as she always has.
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I totally agree that she’s not self aware enough to have such an epiphany. I’m not saying she’s having a moment where she’s coming to awareness. She’s proved time after time that nothing is going to scare her into changing.

Moreso what I’m pointing out is that yeah, health scares are whatever for her. She’s used to it. Facing demonetization though is a new kind of scare. She’s been making her living the past 10 years sitting on her shelf, being her own boss doing absolutely fuck all other than being fat on the internet. She’s now facing the real probability that she will not be monetized again, since as you said she is not creative or driven enough to figure out another platform for herself. Or figure out what it will take to be monetized again on youtube.

As crazy as it seems to us non 600 pounders, this may be more of a scare to her than any body horrors she may have experienced thus far. She is realizing that she is a laughing stock of the LCU (jesus, can you imagine) and that she’s not there to be another sassy voice, but to be pointed and laughed at by now both the audience and other tards of the LCU. Not her own boss bitch anymore.


*sorry still trying to figure out how to reply to multiple posts, but I just have to say I really hate the insinuation that Casey, Destiny, Becky, Jade, etc. are victims of our cow here. I’m sorry but they are just as retarded as Amber and they chose to be with her.
 
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I don't put much stock into anything reddit says, but yeah, she clearly recorded that herself. And if Emily is there, Amber's probably ensconced herself in the bedroom so the two of them can pretend she's bedbound just like the last deathfat Emily offed. Not like she's far off, but I wouldn't put it past her to act helpless for that reason.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Ummm excuse you gorl, but Amber has "two big cements" strapped to the lower half of her body already. She can hurple to the dumpster and back ten times over and be just fine. :ratface:

Maybe I'm also just a sensitive kiwi but I agree. She's eaten herself into a corner, has done the square root of fuck all to get her monetisation back, never leaves the house, barely even sees her mother, is so desperate for love/attention that she'll settle for a long distance Soft Gentle Love facsimile of a relationship with a feeder who only cares about her own degenerate fetish, has to debase herself on livestream five nights a week to pay Keemstar's bills because she's too fucking stupid and lazy to even attempt to use other platforms to keep making her own money (even Chantal managed that) and now if the neighbour complaint is true (which I can believe that it is tbh) then she can't even have her dainty beepeedee meltdown molments for fear of eviction... but apart from that everything is fine!
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Keem told amberlynn that all she had to do was put up sound board panels which would help minimize the loudness so she won't get evicted and amberlynn said she refuses to do anything like that as it's 800 bucks. So she would rather get evicted than put the smallest effort into soundproofing. Does she realize how stupid she sounds (don't answer)? She has taxes coming up deposit and first months rent is a lot more than 800 bucks.

Plus keem can make her panels on live and get some content outta her. Sorry if late..
 
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