🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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FFS Tech Protect needs to stop with the boring manufactured "drama" and take a page out of KidBehindACamera's playbook. Make her eat nasty shit for donos (sardines/achovies/canned salmon/etc). Fun for us, horrible for her, $$$ flows in, everyone wins. I am so fucking bored with what they've done to that show.
The "gross" stuff shes never gonna agree to. We need a sneaky shitty thing like make her do a cook and eat with me on stream. She doesnt do shit anyways and forcing her to eat her own food is going to let everyone know shes still doordashing shit every day. Having the people in bus chat clown on her for her cooking skills will be a treat.
 
It makes me curious why people haven't ever started door dashing her sauce packets and cat food to fuck with her like they did with Cobes. Seeing her screech about fast food because it isn't anything substantial would be top tier
Someone was sending Shanny4Christ cement blocks, bricks, bags of sand and rope. Can you imagine ALR trying to drag a cement block to the dumpster? At least she’d get some exercise.
 
It makes me curious why people haven't ever started door dashing her sauce packets and cat food to fuck with her like they did with Cobes. Seeing her screech about fast food because it isn't anything substantial would be top tier
because sending a lolcow shit in the mail and interacting with them irl is gay. Just leave them alone and let them show their life online. Thats all you have to do. Sending people shit is what got cobes killed.
 
It makes me curious why people haven't ever started door dashing her sauce packets and cat food to fuck with her like they did with Cobes. Seeing her screech about fast food because it isn't anything substantial would be top tier
Her apartment building seems to be set up so she has to go outside to get DoorDash deliveries. Remember the Dasher who was hitting on her? Any prank deliveries would just be left outside.
Edit to add: It’s also a dumb as fuck waste of time and money.
 
The "gross" stuff shes never gonna agree to. We need a sneaky shitty thing like make her do a cook and eat with me on stream. She doesnt do shit anyways and forcing her to eat her own food is going to let everyone know shes still doordashing shit every day. Having the people in bus chat clown on her for her cooking skills will be a treat.
Well, turns out he's not going to do anything fun. Instead, he wants the audience to pay $4000 to make Amber and Fupa work "for free" on two of the smaller shows.
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Cranky BPD toddler got mad the money wasn't flowing in and left.
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She's fucked up by mentioning too many times about how she's one way on screen and another way "behind the scenes". Last year there was a really good villain on Lolcow Queens named Becky Boop. She was really good at her role and the audience would rain hate donos on her. But then, the hate got to her and she admitted she was only playing a character instead of that being the real her, and the money dried up, and she quit. Bus is still doing really well compared to all the other shows, but that's not because Bus is great, it's because the rest suck. If they don't come up with something that's actually entertaining for the audience, I'm not sure how long that will last. I'm already beyond bored of it and usually just have it up in a muted tab to peek in from time to time.
 
Cranky BPD toddler got mad the money wasn't flowing in and left.
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She's fucked up by mentioning too many times about how she's one way on screen and another way "behind the scenes". Last year there was a really good villain on Lolcow Queens named Becky Boop. She was really good at her role and the audience would rain hate donos on her. But then, the hate got to her and she admitted she was only playing a character instead of that being the real her, and the money dried up, and she quit. Bus is still doing really well compared to all the other shows, but that's not because Bus is great, it's because the rest suck. If they don't come up with something that's actually entertaining for the audience, I'm not sure how long that will last. I'm already beyond bored of it and usually just have it up in a muted tab to peek in from time to time.
They more than doubled their donos after she fucked off, people are tired of her shitass personality and inability/refusal to do anything remotely entertaining. This cow's been milked dry, time to cut her loose
 
They more than doubled their donos after she fucked off, people are tired of her shitass personality and inability/refusal to do anything remotely entertaining. This cow's been milked dry, time to cut her loose
Oh there is more to milk. But only after she leaves the LCU and the entire universe becomes detractor channels
 
She rage quit because... Tech won't let her troll?
That's worth ragequitting over??

I'm glad they raised so much money after she fucked off. It was sweet seeing the guy cry from relief.
 
lolcow bus is so boring that the autistics on this site don’t care to recap, archive, or even really discuss what’s going on. Amber’s dying, this thread is dying, and keem is going down with the sinking ship I hope he fires her after fat camp and she doesn’t get her monetization back
 
She seemed depressed in this episode. Her makeup looked worse than usual and her hair looked bad. She seems defeated and like it’s maybe finally sinking in how much her life sucks with the demonetization, and probable “relationship” issues….

I know I’m a sensitive kiwi.

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They do make really large bariatric wheelchairs but you're right idk if she could ideally fit and move around in one. An electric one is very expensive and actually very hard to acquire even with insurance. And we have seen how well a shitty one can handle outside with foodie, and she's got to be at least 200 lbs smaller than big al.
Life by Jen, who was even bigger than Amber, got around fine in her bariatric “Big Wheelie” electric wheelchair. Medicare/Medicaid, whichever it was she was on, paid for the chair.
 
Someone was sending Shanny4Christ cement blocks, bricks, bags of sand and rope. Can you imagine ALR trying to drag a cement block to the dumpster? At least she’d get some exercise.
Ummm excuse you gorl, but Amber has "two big cements" strapped to the lower half of her body already. She can hurple to the dumpster and back ten times over and be just fine. :ratface:
She seemed depressed in this episode. Her makeup looked worse than usual and her hair looked bad. She seems defeated and like it’s maybe finally sinking in how much her life sucks with the demonetization, and probable “relationship” issues….

I know I’m a sensitive kiwi.
Maybe I'm also just a sensitive kiwi but I agree. She's eaten herself into a corner, has done the square root of fuck all to get her monetisation back, never leaves the house, barely even sees her mother, is so desperate for love/attention that she'll settle for a long distance Soft Gentle Love facsimile of a relationship with a feeder who only cares about her own degenerate fetish, has to debase herself on livestream five nights a week to pay Keemstar's bills because she's too fucking stupid and lazy to even attempt to use other platforms to keep making her own money (even Chantal managed that) and now if the neighbour complaint is true (which I can believe that it is tbh) then she can't even have her dainty beepeedee meltdown molments for fear of eviction... but apart from that everything is fine!
 
I genuinely don't think Hamber is self aware enough to realise what a state she and her life is in.

Every single time she's had a little ''epiphany'' where she's claimed to know how she'll die and how she can't do Youtube forever blah blah blah, it's been a mimicry of what viewers have been telling her she SHOULD be worried about, it never comes from within herself. Her delusions are so strong, I don't think even on her deathbed she will realise what a fucked up, wasted existence she's led.

We also need to remember, her acting all sad is her go to when she needs to manipulate. Those faces she's making were the exact same ones she was making during the break up nonsense with Becky. She's still playing it all up, as she always has.
 
Oh yeh, Amber's reaction to anything resembling consequences of her actions is to put on the sad kicked puppy face, but I think the difference is that it's not working this time. She's always had the uhaul truck ready and waiting and a new wiper and chauffeur lined up before the old one had even moved out, and she was still making bank on YT to flex on the haydurs with. This time there's no Wipey with a saviour complex to take Tawmee's place, no thousands of YT dollars to spunk on Amazon hauls and cheap plastic trinkets, and she's forced to fight with other nobodies and hasbeens for Keemstar's scraps and she doesn't even have a house elf to take her to Wommart and drive-thrus. We all know Amber has neither the drive nor the intelligence to actually do anything except :C about it and blame everyone except herself and wonder why no one is rushing to her rescue this time as she kills herself with doordash.
 
Well, turns out he's not going to do anything fun. Instead, he wants the audience to pay $4000 to make Amber and Fupa work "for free" on two of the smaller shows.
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I hadn't checked in on Amber in awhile, so I decided to watch this stream via a reaction channel. I could only get through five minutes because MY GOD it was like watching a slap fight during recess at an elementary school. How old are these people, again?
 
Oh there is more to milk. But only after she leaves the LCU and the entire universe becomes detractor channels
This is the golden goose Keem hasn't quite caught sight of yet. Amber is worth SO MUCH MORE money and entertainment to the LCU as someone who isn't a host. As soon as she leaves, all of these shows will turn on her and that's when I believe the money will actually start flowing in.

Whether or not Keem is willing to put her in that position is up for those who know and understand the LCU better than I. He seems incapable of developing real and meaningful interpersonal relationships so I doubt he's opposed to fucking her over for a paycheck. I might even be underestimating Keem. Pulling her directly off wouldn't be ideal as he wouldn't have given the audience enough time to become invested. He seems to be getting tired of her shit publicly anyway.

Edit: This is who Amber actually is. This is her purest form. This is who Destiny, Beck, Emily, Jade, Casey all had to deal with and escape from.

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