🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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dead stiff said:
It makes me curious why people haven't ever started door dashing her sauce packets and cat food to fuck with her like they did with Cobes. Seeing her screech about fast food because it isn't anything substantial would be top tier
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Could you imagine if she got sent the sauce sandwiches Cobes did?
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
what are we thinking the odds are for her ending up in a wheelchair within the next 2 years? I feel like it might genuinely happen within that time.Has anyone been tracking her swollen progress, one half of her is so much bigger now.
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Would she even fit in a wheelchair? And not just because "haha fat", her laeyrgs alone are so big (BIG?!) that she must find sitting in anything resembling a normal chair next to impossible, and that's before we even get onto her shelf which I'd imagine must force her to kind of like... perch on the edge of seats because of how far back it sticks out. I don't know much about the logistics of being a fatass with freaky 'dema legs so I could be totally wrong here.

CatsCage said:
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So dainty!
 
IMG-20260304-WA0003.jpeg.webp IMG-20260304-WA0005.jpeg.webp IMG-20260304-WA0001.jpeg.webp So, now that Amby got some problems with her Neighbours and the Apartment complex overall - she is in her softgirl era.and maybe forgot to turn on her filters (it's just ...the lighting is so bad..I swear you guuis. It's just the lights.)
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
what are we thinking the odds are for her ending up in a wheelchair within the next 2 years? I feel like it might genuinely happen within that time.Has anyone been tracking her swollen progress, one half of her is so much bigger now.
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i was thinking about this the other day. amber is a post-menopausal cancer "survivor" that does nothing for her health besides checking her blood pressure on bus. her bone density must be wasting away and turning brittle. she's bound to break a leg under her own weight and then what would amber's life look like then?
 
Apple said:
View attachment 8651115View attachment 8651116View attachment 8651117So, now that Amby got some problems with her Neighbours and the Apartment complex overall - she is in her softgirl era.and maybe forgot to turn on her filters (it's just ...the lighting is so bad..I swear you guuis. It's just the lights.)
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I swear to God that carp mouth gets more and more downturned every time I see her, corners of her mouth will be able to tickle her liver tit soon.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Looking very cowed (heh) and subdued there gorl... must suck to have to be a considerate neighbour for once :ratface:


Keemstar, can we have a goal to make Amber dress like Peter Griffin? She's already got the chin(s) for it.
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Late I know, but what's with the hat, when & why did that start, she looks like such a massive a-hole lol.
 
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I had a weird dream last night about amber finding my full govt. And she tried to scare me with knowing all my info.

Nothing would even happen anyway. She cant show up at my place (unless mommalynn drives her and then what, i tell her shes a fat animal abuser to her face?), she cant get me fired from a job. What could she do? Tell people in my life im awful and make fun of fat women on the internet? They already know that.

Now that im awake im curious, why does amber think thats scary? 🤔 she paid for jordys info and acted high and mighty about it but where's the scary superiority part?
Amber wanting peoples Facebook info/full real names and stuff from the bus vc is the same "oooh I know who you really are in real life" shit but where's the power in that?
 
Insulin reid said:
I had a weird dream last night about amber finding my full govt. And she tried to scare me with knowing all my info.

Nothing would even happen anyway. She cant show up at my place (unless mommalynn drives her and then what, i tell her shes a fat animal abuser to her face?), she cant get me fired from a job. What could she do? Tell people in my life im awful and make fun of fat women on the internet? They already know that.

Now that im awake im curious, why does amber think thats scary? 🤔 she paid for jordys info and acted high and mighty about it but where's the scary superiority part?
Amber wanting peoples Facebook info/full real names and stuff from the bus vc is the same "oooh I know who you really are in real life" shit but where's the power in that?
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Threat of lawsuits is all, and she's too fat, lazy and broke to do any of those. Maybe she think her ambaby army will harass whoevers info she leaks out? She probably would try to get you fired from your job or kicked out of your house because she thinks everyone rents like her, and thinks calling an employer to say you're fat phobic would really get someone fired.
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irishlass said:
Late I know, but what's with the hat, when & why did that start, she looks like such a massive a-hole lol.
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I'm not sure if I'm alone in thinking this, but I'm fairly confident Amber and Fupa swapped dressing styles for that episode. Fupa wearing her hair like amber, amber wearing a baseball cap like Fupa. They even tried dressing like eachother.

Maybe I'm looking way too into it, but it seems like something they'd do for the show.
 
ReverseStarfish said:
Almost 600lbs???

Here she is at 560lbs. And I always thought she was 5'1". Although extra fat gained in the bottoms of her feet could add inches, sure.

She's far closer to 650lbs in 2026. Her legs are larger now, her giant stomach and shelf have grown. 650lbs is being generous.
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She may have lied about her height because she lies about anything and everything but I only remember 5'3" because she's an inch taller than me which made her weight even more shocking in my brain. She's definitely heavier than she lets on, no one is surprised about that. I definitely was being generous, I'm mostly sure she's over 600 pounds but after a certain point, who gives a fuck. Any pound after 575 is a drop in a very large bucket
 
FFS Tech Protect needs to stop with the boring manufactured "drama" and take a page out of KidBehindACamera's playbook. Make her eat nasty shit for donos (sardines/achovies/canned salmon/etc). Fun for us, horrible for her, $$$ flows in, everyone wins. I am so fucking bored with what they've done to that show.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Would she even fit in a wheelchair? And not just because "haha fat", her laeyrgs alone are so big (BIG?!) that she must find sitting in anything resembling a normal chair next to impossible, and that's before we even get onto her shelf which I'd imagine must force her to kind of like... perch on the edge of seats because of how far back it sticks out. I don't know much about the logistics of being a fatass with freaky 'dema legs so I could be totally wrong here.


So dainty!
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They do make really large bariatric wheelchairs but you're right idk if she could ideally fit and move around in one. An electric one is very expensive and actually very hard to acquire even with insurance. And we have seen how well a shitty one can handle outside with foodie, and she's got to be at least 200 lbs smaller than big al.
 
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