🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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The only reason I continue to watch the Lolcow Bus show despite how boring it is and how insufferable Amber is, I am just 🌈-ing out waiting for her to have a stroke during a stream as she's screaming and red-faced. All I can think of is Dr. Now bitching at Amber, "You're putting an already stressed body under even more stress. You could have lost turty pounds dis munt."
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
It really is a testament to what a feat of engineering the human body is that someone like ALR who, at five foot fuck all in height, can carry a dainty three times (and the rest) what her skeleton should be capable of supporting without just folding in on itself like a pack of cards. Truly remarkable stuff.

Apparently Porkahontas is hurpling back down the GLP1 route, I guess the soft gentle "healing era" or whatever she called it ain't healing.
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It always throws me off too when I think about it. Being 5'3" and almost 600 pounds would be kind of impressive if it wasn't so revolting
 
Almost 600lbs???

Here she is at 560lbs. And I always thought she was 5'1". Although extra fat gained in the bottoms of her feet could add inches, sure.

She's far closer to 650lbs in 2026. Her legs are larger now, her giant stomach and shelf have grown. 650lbs is being generous.

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ReverseStarfish said:
Almost 600lbs???

Here she is at 560lbs. And I always thought she was 5'1". Although extra fat gained in the bottoms of her feet could add inches, sure.

She's far closer to 650lbs in 2026. Her legs are larger now, her giant stomach and shelf have grown. 650lbs is being generous.

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Looking positively skinny compared to 2026. She's 100% closer to 700 than she is further. Even taking her word that she's only a dainty 5##, she's said dozens of times that she "subtracts 100 elbeez of water weight" every time she weighs in. So if she expects to be believed on everything, she's in the 600s at minimum. And if Beggy is to be believed at all, her actual highest recorded was 708.
 
Dang, I forgot one: the front shot of her at 560lbs. Easier to see her legs.

These days she is wider than her handicapped door meant to pass a wheelchair through. She's not under 600lbs.
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ReverseStarfish said:
Dang, I forgot one: the front shot of her at 560lbs. Easier to see her legs.

These days she is wider than her handicapped door meant to pass a wheelchair through. She's not under 600lbs.
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what are we thinking the odds are for her ending up in a wheelchair within the next 2 years? I feel like it might genuinely happen within that time.Has anyone been tracking her swollen progress, one half of her is so much bigger now.
 
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
what are we thinking the odds are for her ending up in a wheelchair within the next 2 years? I feel like it might genuinely happen within that time.Has anyone been tracking her swollen progress, one half of her is so much bigger now.
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Honestly if she had any desire to be oot and aboot like Chantal she'd already need a scooter too right now.
 
WasabiPastas said:
Honestly if she had any desire to be oot and aboot like Chantal she'd already need a scooter too right now.
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good point. She is for sure completely housebound now. That's probably the real reason she won't go to fat camp. Because she could easily just go to stir up controversy and a lot of views and she wouldn't even have to do anything but what she's good at and that's sitting around being a bitch. But she can't go. That's why she can't go see Emily or her mom now. If keem really wants some views he should make her prove she is not housebound.
 
GLEB said:
She’s in a “live & work” unit at Muse apartments. It’s an ADA compliant apartment but the ADA guidelines are for average size people in wheelchairs, not 600lb balls of wet Play-Doh. Her shower stall is 36”x36”. I’ve seen Amber in front of her fridge, which is 30” wide, and she’s wider by several inches (and that was 75lbs ago). She fits in that shower stall like a size 9 foot fits in a size 6 shoe. Technically she can wedge herself into it, maybe, but probably just sticks her head in and flips her hair over to wash it. I bet she smells yeastier than the bread section of Sam’s Club.

Does anyone else find Amberlynn’s sexual vulgarity physically revolting? Every 2 seconds it’s something about her clit, or tits, or graphic sexual descriptions…it’s creepy and abusive to do to someone that hasn’t said a word about her sex life. But that’s all she is, a hunk of lard and flesh with no personality, passions or interests outside eating, having orgasms, and looking for validation online 24/7/365. What a fucking bleak existence.

Edited to add: look under floor plans. Her’s is the one design with just a shower stall and no tub.
I wonder if her apartment management knows she has a new cat. The pet fee looks to be per pet, max 2 but she has 3. Id bet money they have no idea she has two cats.
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700 NW 4th St, Apt 107, Oklahoma City, OK
 
I'm bored, so I turned on bus to see what bullshit they're on, and apparently Hamber was reported to her aparment for yelling. Supposedly there's even a video of someone at her door, recording it.

So she's whiny and quiet tonight.
 
anliteralidiot said:
I'm bored, so I turned on bus to see what bullshit they're on, and apparently Hamber was reported to her aparment for yelling. Supposedly there's even a video of someone at her door, recording it.

So she's whiny and quiet tonight.
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I did a quick skim through the last live and I think it’s “a work” to use a pro wrestling term. They teased it, then set some ridiculous goal to play it but I don’t think they did. Her apartment manager probably got noise complaints but I’m sure they all know she’s a YouTuber and have been warned about trolls calling. No way in Hell would Amber take someone filming her door and complaining about her to the manager without having an epic fucking tantrum. We’re supposed to believe that Amber is perfectly fine having this “highly embarrassing” video aired out? This is the same Amber that threatened the love of her life, Emily, and dragged her for filth all because it was hinted that she’d filmed Amber throwing a fit. But someone “doxxes” Amber (convenient timing to make herself a victim), sends it to Keem, complains enough to management that they take action, and Amber is all “tee hee send $20 to see the video!” Fuck all the way off and down the road Keem, you ethnically ambiguous drama goblin. Not all of us have goldfish brains.
 
GLEB said:
You’re right, that’s why I missed it. I still say it’s fake, manufactured drama. Amber would be coming unglued if it was real.
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I bet Keem & Amber saw the recent review left on the apartment complex where the complex said there wasn't any internal complaints to corroborate the review.. They didn't show the video because its obvious its fake and used Ambers aversion to it being shown as an excuse for the audio only.

It's all bullshit manufactured to get more people to send in more money.
 
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