🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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She’s looking absolutely huge as ever.


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I imagine her phone sex with Emily consists of Amber describing the crap she’s eating and Emily telling her to eat more. She probably door dashes food to Amber and then calls her to have it described and listen to the smacking/slurping food noises.

Also, boring ass stream again. Amber bitches that people bring up things from 5 years ago but won’t let anyone say shit about her feeder girlfriend, which is the current thing. Even when people pay $20 (why?), if anyone says anything about The Feeder, the comment is glazed over or not even read fully. Then some tranny moral sperging to fill the last 20 minutes. I always feel dumber after watching this show.


**at one point she tells the other chick “you have an ugly ass side profile bitch!! don’t turn to the side!!”
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…….umm ok gorl.
 
cuttysnark said:
Foodie went total batshit crazy today. ALR blubbering on Lolcow live doesn't compare
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She got the public shaming by the LIVE PERSON(S) I've been talking about. The same live person boundary setting and public humiliation I've said Amber and Anna Sally Shine sorely needs too.

Took a coupla fucking mall cops, but baby steps.

Also: Takes several of these shamings for the moo cow to begin processing/internalizing, so patience.
 
Probably ⏰, but if Amber hates Gorlworld, renounces Gorlworld, doesn't want anything to do with Gorlword and resents the Gorlworld community that she swears she had no had in creating... why was she so shelfhurt over someone telling her that her position as the Queen of Gorlworld has been usurped by Chantal?
 
Insulin reid said:
Ambers gonna do what she did to jordy and pay for peoples information and dox them if they dont do what she wants.
I hope keem kicks her off the show for not going to fat camp.
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I don’t understand why the doxing threat isn’t enough to get her kicked off bus. Keem is all about the money and only the dumbest of the dumbs would want Hamplanet getting their personal info. I’m also surprised Emily is cool with the kind of heat it’ll bring in her if Amber starts doxing viewers. Love that for her.
 
GLEB said:
I don’t understand why the doxing threat isn’t enough to get her kicked off bus. Keem is all about the money and only the dumbest of the dumbs would want Hamplanet getting their personal info. I’m also surprised Emily is cool with the kind of heat it’ll bring in her if Amber starts doxing viewers. Love that for her.
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I think hes genuinely trying to get her to fold and go to fat camp and is hanging on till the last possible second, the doxing is just another plot point and gives them something to yell about. Ambers vetoed pretty much everything you can say and the streams are going downhill because just like when her and beck broke up she needs someone to stream with her because amber tanks everything she works on in a live. She cuts things down so the only acceptable topics are like questions. The audience is just there to give her money reassurance and talk about amber. "What's your favorite color" can only go so far but ambers so self absorbed she has no problem talking about the same stupid shit over and over again.
 
GLEB said:
her cancer is probably back by now but she can’t fit in a scanner to check
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another thing I'm MATI about. a friend of mine had uterine cancer caught very early, and she has to visit the oncologist and do MRI scans every 3 months. and the whale couldn't be arsed to lose weight to check her health even ONCE in what- 5 years? 6? she prolly thinks if the uterus was yeeted it was a one and done thing forever
 
The Moth said:
another thing I'm MATI about. a friend of mine had uterine cancer caught very early, and she has to visit the oncologist and do MRI scans every 3 months. and the whale couldn't be arsed to lose weight to check her health even ONCE in what- 5 years? 6? she prolly thinks if the uterus was yeeted it was a one and done thing forever
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In Amber’s universe, if no one can see it and she doesn’t acknowledge it, it doesn’t exist. Thats why she lived with horrific menstrual bleeding for years before it was desperate enough to get her to the ER. If were her, I’d be fucking terrified.

Insulin reid said:
I think hes genuinely trying to get her to fold and go to fat camp and is hanging on till the last possible second, the doxing is just another plot point and gives them something to yell about. Ambers vetoed pretty much everything you can say and the streams are going downhill because just like when her and beck broke up she needs someone to stream with her because amber tanks everything she works on in a live. She cuts things down so the only acceptable topics are like questions. The audience is just there to give her money reassurance and talk about amber. "What's your favorite color" can only go so far but ambers so self absorbed she has no problem talking about the same stupid shit over and over again.
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Amberlynn will never ever in a million years go to fat camp. Even when she says she WAS going to, she never was. Even if she says she will, she won’t. And if Keem believes there’s something he can say or do to force her, he’s dumb. He already showed his belly by telling fupa the priority is Amberlynn. At this point, Keem is in the cuck chair watching a BBC (big beautiful cow) fuck his show to death.
 
I LOL’d when they watched clips of Chantal being transphobic last night on bus and Amber pretended to be shocked and acted like she didn’t know she was like that.
 
I don’t know if this has been discussed already or not but Amber claims she doesn’t know if she lives in an ADA apartment and maybe they all look like that. Has this been debunked yet ? What apartment complex does she live in again ?
 
QueenCeeCee said:
I don’t know if this has been discussed already or not but Amber claims she doesn’t know if she lives in an ADA apartment and maybe they all look like that. Has this been debunked yet ? What apartment complex does she live in again ?
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If I remember correctly someone looked up the apartment complex and did some door math or some shit and mentioned the counter heights like a year or so ago. Im admittedly too lazy to go back into the pages to find it so my source is trust me. Little less than a year ago we got her fitting barely into a shower to prove to the haydurs she can actually fit and it had bars installed about halfway up the walls, those are for people in wheelchairs/old people. Its a drive up shower basically with a small lip to keep the water in i think.


Amber wants to play dumb because a fat bitch taking up a handicapped apartment is a fucking wild choice to begin with let alone being attached to a stigma of *gasp* disability.
Since shes been out of the gaycare im pretty sure all shes had is Ada compliant apartments on a first floor. The big hallways/doorways are so funny because they are big as fuck but amber still has to walk out of them sideways.
 
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