🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
For her it's only "slimming" in the sense that a black hole in space is "slimming" in the way it's size can only be measured by observing the event horizon and distortions around it.
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I think when she said "one is probably 140lbs and the other is 180lbs" about her laaaygs. It's probably the most truthful she's been in forever about anything, and is probably right about it. There's a Snowflake's chance in hell that she fell in the shower and hurt it because that would require showering. But it definitely looks like there's some serious swelleeen going on with the right one. It looks a good 30 to 50% larger than the left. Is it infected from being covered in open wounds and mopping the floor with those pant legs and ankle bawlz?
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She's shaped like a melted buttplug:

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RIPKINGCOBRAJFS said:
Has she always been this swolynn?
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It only takes one fall to lose mobility for these people.
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She's not sWeLlEeN, she's an extra super mega death lard. It's just manteca. These people deform themselves to not even look human anymore. And there's no way she isn't filtering the videos on her own camera. We saw the in the wild pix of her. I don't understand how it even makes out her shape looking like..... that.
 
For those of you keeping track. Even in the LCU she is keeping up with her predictable cycle. We've had a medical scare, she "fell" in the shower🧼🧽. We absolutely believe she cleans herself. So be nice to her guise and send monies. 🤑
Same tired bullshit she's been peddling on her own channel over and over for years.

Next we have her new diet or shot 💉 she will be starting again. Make sure you believe in her and send money 🤑. We might sprinkle some fake break up tears and victimhood in there just for the money 💰 and sympathy 🎻.

This will obviously lead to a "crash out" where she binges and cheats on her "diet" send money. Then Drunklynn will make an appearance where she will continue to show her real self while she blames fake BPD send money 💰 Thanks for the monay 🤑🤑. Last she won't be able to handle how mean everyone is to her send money. Which leads too... I quit my diet 😢 send money. Rounding us back too a health scare so send money. 💰💰🪙🪙💷💵💴

I think that about covers it.
 
Still boggles the mind that she prefers torn up floppy dragging pants over just wrapping her fucking legs. She claims it “contains” her lymphedema but also seems like a magnet for nasty shit on the floor to be getting on her skin.
 
Mekahineyho said:
Still boggles the mind that she prefers torn up floppy dragging pants over just wrapping her fucking legs. She claims it “contains” her lymphedema but also seems like a magnet for nasty shit on the floor to be getting on her skin.
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Because leggings are for cute, active girly pops like her, and bariatric wraps are for old people, or sick people! Not dainty young adults like Amberlynn Reid!
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
For her it's only "slimming" in the sense that a black hole in space is "slimming" in the way it's size can only be measured by observing the event horizon and distortions around it.
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I think when she said "one is probably 140lbs and the other is 180lbs" about her laaaygs. It's probably the most truthful she's been in forever about anything, and is probably right about it. There's a Snowflake's chance in hell that she fell in the shower and hurt it because that would require showering. But it definitely looks like there's some serious swelleeen going on with the right one. It looks a good 30 to 50% larger than the left. Is it infected from being covered in open wounds and mopping the floor with those pant legs and ankle bawlz?
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god damn it, there are times when i see full body shots of her and get chills, because i suddenly remember that this is supposed to be a young-ish human woman in her 30s, and not a fucking Cronenbergian pre-CGI monstrocity made out of latex and sacks of cotton by a VFX artist. like how is this possible? how does nature allow this build to be achieved? when she leans forward she looks like Saturn laying on it's side, her ass shelf being the Saturn rings.

holy fucking shit Amber you've fucked your entire life up by turning into this... whatever this is. even if she had the motivation and willpower, how the fuck would she return to human-adjacent shape again? misshapen and ugly for life.
 
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I am just a worthless liar
I am just an imbecile
I will only complicate you
Trust in me and fall as well

I will find the center in you
I will chew you up and leave
Trust Me
Trust Me
Trust Meeeee
 
The Moth said:
i suddenly remember that this is supposed to be a young-ish human woman in her 30s, and not a fucking Cronenbergian pre-CGI monstrocity made out of latex and sacks of cotton by a VFX artist.
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It's even creepier when you realize Emily masturbates to these images of Amber and wants her to get even bigger.
 
Apparently Amber has been asking for people's full names from the Facebook groups. I got this ss from one of them.
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The Moth said:
like how is this possible? how does nature allow this build to be achieved? when she leans forward she looks like Saturn laying on it's side, her ass shelf being the Saturn rings.
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It really is a testament to what a feat of engineering the human body is that someone like ALR who, at five foot fuck all in height, can carry a dainty three times (and the rest) what her skeleton should be capable of supporting without just folding in on itself like a pack of cards. Truly remarkable stuff.
kawaiikat420 said:
It's even creepier when you realize Emily masturbates to these images of Amber and wants her to get even bigger
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Apparently Porkahontas is hurpling back down the GLP1 route, I guess the soft gentle "healing era" or whatever she called it ain't healing.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Apparently Porkahontas is hurpling back down the GLP1 route, I guess the soft gentle "healing era" or whatever she called it ain't healing.
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And how is she going to get that approved? She already told us her PCP denied her, so she went to a shady, non FDA approved website and even they denied her. If I remember correctly, it was because of her non-existent gallbladder stones. Wasn't she also just criticising that Fupa person for using GLP1 because it's "easy" (yet she has tried it, what, three times and couldn't lose weight, why would this time be any different?)
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
Wasn't she also just criticising that Fupa person for using GLP1 because it's "easy" (yet she has tried it, what, three times and couldn't lose weight, why would this time be any different?)
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Couldn’t or wouldn’t? Glp1’s get rid of that little voice and nagging hunger that drives to people to eat beyond full. For hamber, that voice probably is her best friend. She’s a fiend. Total addict. I don’t know how someone like her would be successful without going to a fatty daycare like Tammy slaton. She doesn’t want to be full after half a sammich. She wants that beyond gorged satisfaction on her favorite comfort foods. They also make you sick when you eat the type of garbage food she lives for. Amber is a giant toddler. She needs instant gratification. Without food she has nothing that makes her happy, which is why I think she gave up every other time she has tried.
 
notfoodienotbeauty said:
And how is she going to get that approved? She already told us her PCP denied her, so she went to a shady, non FDA approved website and even they denied her. If I remember correctly, it was because of her non-existent gallbladder stones. Wasn't she also just criticising that Fupa person for using GLP1 because it's "easy" (yet she has tried it, what, three times and couldn't lose weight, why would this time be any different?)
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Easy, she just phoned her doctor and demanded the new GLP1 pills to make her a skinny dainty gorlypawp and the doctor just wrote her a prescription on the spot without an appointment or any consideration as to how these pills might interact with any medication she's currently on. In fact, in the doctor's haste to conduct medical trials on Amber, the prescription has just been sitting waiting to be collected because as we all know doctors are lazy and the boy/girl forgot to let our gorl know.

...what do you mean that sounds ridiculous? Are you suggesting Amber would lie?
 
Amberlynn has permanently fucked herself. She’s in heart failure, her circulation is shot, her cancer is probably back by now but she can’t fit in a scanner to check, one half of her body looks to be about 20% larger than the other half and she’s right, it’s fluid because her enlarged heart muscles have become too thick to pump properly. Even if she lost weight she’d never look or walk normal, so fuck it. If I were her at this point, I'd get on disability, double fist Big Macs and stay high all day. LifeByJen made it to 46, Simply Sara made it to 45, but neither of them smoked. Amberlynn has what, 5-7 years left max?
Amberlynn, if you ever want to compete with Colleen in Emily’s heart, you’re gonna need to be bigger than Colleen ever was. Are you really gonna tolerate being second best to Colleen?
 
Amber is delusional to think she's the Queen of GorlWorld. Maybe at one point when Foodie was at her most boring, but I strongly feel FB has worn that 'crown' much longer than Amber. Amber doesn't even have half the pages as FB here on the farms.

The current LCU shit doesn't even compare to the Foodie Beauty Scootie arc.

Amber just picks whatever metrics she wants to make the claim. It's such a fake bullshit make believe accolade that she HAS to have. Her getting possessive and defensive about it is another reminder of how juvenile she actually is.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Amber is delusional to think she's the Queen of GorlWorld. Maybe at one point when Foodie was at her most boring, but I strongly feel FB has worn that 'crown' much longer than Amber. Amber doesn't even have half the pages as FB here on the farms.

The current LCU shit doesn't even compare to the Foodie Beauty Scootie arc.

Amber just picks whatever metrics she wants to make the claim. It's such a fake bullshit make believe accolade that she HAS to have. Her getting possessive and defensive about it is another reminder of how juvenile she actually is.
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To be fair, Amberlynn had a dedicated board for several years which contribute to her numbers on here, the threads can still be seen in the archives.
 
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