🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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kawaiikat420 said:
If you've ever had to experience someone like Beggy in your personal life, you wouldn't feel bad for her.
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And ultimately that's why Eric and Ricky are no longer in contact with her. Amberlynn, and the subsequent microscope they were put under, revealed just how shitty of a person Becky really was. Eric at least was able to capitalize off of the bullshit and segue himself into a new job.
 
Gumming3082 said:
Also they probably already have a faggot ass fake script for the Amber's transition out of the LCU when/if she gets her own channel monitized again.
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I doubt shes getting her shit back. Or at least not in the timeline she thinks she will.
KiwiKunt!! said:
Keem told her on Bus that she is not allowed to do lives as part of her contract
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If shes not doing lives because of her contract, and shes said herself shes not giving any pre recorded content then shes stuck or shes gotta suck it up and start making videos again.

I doubt shes going to make many videos if at all, maybe if she has to then like a couple clickbait titles will do. What's she going to film? She by herself has nothing.
Her moms not around so suddenly we may get mommalynn content if amber needs stuff to film or a ride but other than that ambers stuck back at her same 5 things she can do-
What's in my purse/ama questions
Lego (or some shitty craft mentioned)
Ex partner drama/tea/gossip moment
Food (somehow within guidelines)
Haul (of some kind, but with what money?)

Whos gonna watch that shit? Ambabies? Are there any left?
 
Insulin reid said:
I doubt shes getting her shit back. Or at least not in the timeline she thinks she will.

If shes not doing lives because of her contract, and shes said herself shes not giving any pre recorded content then shes stuck or shes gotta suck it up and start making videos again.

I doubt shes going to make many videos if at all, maybe if she has to then like a couple clickbait titles will do. What's she going to film? She by herself has nothing.
Her moms not around so suddenly we may get mommalynn content if amber needs stuff to film or a ride but other than that ambers stuck back at her same 5 things she can do-
What's in my purse/ama questions
Lego (or some shitty craft mentioned)
Ex partner drama/tea/gossip moment
Food (somehow within guidelines)
Haul (of some kind, but with what money?)

Whos gonna watch that shit? Ambabies? Are there any left?
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You can't forget the obligatory I lied video, The new diet video, the I failed the diet videos, and the giving myself permission to cheat on said diet videos. She's got lots in her arsenal. 🙄 She might even get desperate enough to do a tutorial on how to wipe with the edge of the sink. 🤞🏻💩 Maybe she'll get desperate enough to show them layges! 🥳
 
Insulin reid said:
other than that ambers stuck back at her same 5 things she can do-
What's in my purse/ama questions
Lego (or some shitty craft mentioned)
Ex partner drama/tea/gossip moment
Food (somehow within guidelines)
Haul (of some kind, but with what money?)
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She would be dumb enough to think all food content isn't allowed. If she wasn't a fat, lazy, piece of shit, she could actually film a full on diet and workout videos while also doing a day in the life. Amber is just too fat and lazy to switch it up. She just wants to throw on a livestream, talk to chat for a bit, and then expect to get paid
 
beanbag in a hurry said:
It's clearly AI, fuck off.
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Yes, clearly Amberlynn is not at the center of a bustling agriculture business in New Zealand. Was mostly just wondering why someone even made it in the first place.

I stumbled across it and it was absurd enough to make me giggle a bit. Figured it was worth sharing considering how boring her latest arc has been and maybe someone else would find it funny. I'll go back to my hole now.
 
Insulin reid said:
Whos gonna watch that shit? Ambabies? Are there any left?
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219 to be exact

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Made this account purely to share, figured it might amuse some of you.

I lurked in the lolcow server for a bit and holy shit it's a complete dumpster fire. Every single person in there is a certified moron with zero life outside of checking discord.

It's nonstop mutual dickriding. If you don't kiss the ring ALR's or whichever mod/mini-celeb decided they're hot shit that week, get ready to get piled on by the whole sad pack.

They're paranoid as fuck too, which is hilarious in a public pay-to-join server where literally anyone can screenshot, leak, or just lurk forever. Rules mean nothing. They accuse each other of being "suspicious" over the dumbest shit like someone being muted in vc turns into a full conspiracy. ALR's minions act like she's the server owner, bullying people on her behalf while she sits back enjoying the free drama.

There was some drunk racist popping off in chat and calls and nobody including ALR said a word because entertainment. Mod abuse is rampant, people befriend mods just to get away with bullying randos.

Half are barely-functional young adults with the emotional maturity of a potato, the other half are bored old ladies actual moms in there who found a groupchat worse than playing Uno alone. They spend all day tearing each other apart for Amber's attention while she watches like it's tv.

TL;DR: a server full of whiny bitches who turn on each other the second someone doesn't bow to ALR or her favorites. If that's the crowd her content attracts, no wonder everything's circling the drain.
 
Does anyone know any details about the watch time hours required for remonitization? I wouldn’t be surprised if that single 20 minute live stream at 30,000 views hit her goal, I know the requirement for initial monetization is 4,000 hours.
 
riprarity213 said:
Does anyone know any details about the watch time hours required for remonitization? I wouldn’t be surprised if that single 20 minute live stream at 30,000 views hit her goal, I know the requirement for initial monetization is 4,000 hours.
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If everyone watched at a normal speed with no ad blockers, she would be grossing about 10000 hours for the live. I think it's fairly reasonable that her net hours would be above the 4000, or whatever higher number remonetization requires, to get her channel back.
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
She would be dumb enough to think all food content isn't allowed. If she wasn't a fat, lazy, piece of shit, she could actually film a full on diet and workout videos while also doing a day in the life. Amber is just too fat and lazy to switch it up. She just wants to throw on a livestream, talk to chat for a bit, and then expect to get paid
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Unfortunately everything she does with food is disordered (the 4 half sandwiches or whatever disordered food math and the "trolling" by eating cereal out of a casserole dish) if shes dumb enough to include any food content thats not just straight up cooking videos and no eating its going to be able to be flagged for breaking the rules by "detractors"

rarityrescuer said:
Made this account purely to share, figured it might amuse some of you.

I lurked in the lolcow server for a bit and holy shit it's a complete dumpster fire. Every single person in there is a certified moron with zero life outside of checking discord.
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Genuinely I think watching lolcow bus made me dumber so this checks out.
rarityrescuer said:
There was some drunk racist popping off in chat and calls and nobody including ALR said a word because entertainment. Mod abuse is rampant, people befriend mods just to get away with bullying randos.
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Probably screen shot it and sent it to keem with the caption "I dont condone this"
rarityrescuer said:
Half are barely-functional young adults with the emotional maturity of a potato, the other half are bored old ladies actual moms in there who found a groupchat worse than playing Uno alone. They spend all day tearing each other apart for Amber's attention while she watches like it's tv.

TL;DR: a server full of whiny bitches who turn on each other the second someone doesn't bow to ALR or her favorites. If that's the crowd her content attracts, no wonder everything's circling the drain.
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This is the job shit that amber says takes up too much time and she hasnt seen her mom.
Do we think mommalynn is avoiding amber and her new lolcow bus persona? Or is amber discarding her mom because shes got keemstar employee money for doordash now?
 
She already broke TOS when she stated it was "ok" to have a tiny amount of alcohol with your SSRIs. That is strictly something to be discussed with a provider and even with her "you make your own decision " disclaimer...she clearly said a blanket "it's ok if it's a small amount" That is not true in every case, and heaven forbid someone on an MAOI think that applies to them too.
 
RIPKINGCOBRAJFS said:
Has she always been this swolynn?
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It only takes one fall to lose mobility for these people.
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I don't have anyway to prove this, obviously, but I think she's wearing compression garments for her legs. That divot where her thigh and calf meet looks to me like the result of a compression stocking that only reaches to the centre of the knee. I think that this may be accentuating the fat of her thighs. It'd be shocking if her lower legs are still so fat even while wearing compression garments.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
Isn't black supposed to be slimmeeeeen?
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For her it's only "slimming" in the sense that a black hole in space is "slimming" in the way it's size can only be measured by observing the event horizon and distortions around it.
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I think when she said "one is probably 140lbs and the other is 180lbs" about her laaaygs. It's probably the most truthful she's been in forever about anything, and is probably right about it. There's a Snowflake's chance in hell that she fell in the shower and hurt it because that would require showering. But it definitely looks like there's some serious swelleeen going on with the right one. It looks a good 30 to 50% larger than the left. Is it infected from being covered in open wounds and mopping the floor with those pant legs and ankle bawlz?
 
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