🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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toilet_rainbow said:
Not to this degree, but she’s always done it. Saying in passing during the ankle debacle that her bed was only for sleeping and sex, claiming that men hit on her all the time or that she jerked one off in the theater as a teen, swearing in one of her versions of the proposal that Becky of all people put the ring around a dildo… Amber is not just immature, but an all around attention whore. She has nothing else to her or to do, so might as well double down on it on the Bus.
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Its really confusing to see amber hate on sex workers/women in general the way she does but admit shes doing weird gutter slut shit for free.
 
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Day 28 superchats went back up to $1092. Live viewership remains around 3k viewers.

Superchats last stream were $860. Total # of superchats for this stream were 106 chats ($10/chat average).


Big Black Cat Lover said:
Tried to create estimated income / basic budget for our gorl based on @mastergabe's posted superchat totals for the last 14 days.

She might be living in a trailer like most of the trash in the LCU pretty soon.


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We have a big part of the LCU picture revenue but not enough to solve the whole jigsaw puzzle of ALR's total monthly income. Other income streams include Cameo and the feeder shit ($50 batwing photos for example), but we will never get those totals.


What we know:

  1. With memberships & superchats, 30% goes to YouTube (Google).
  2. Kick subscriptions are earmarked for funding their stupid Fat Camp where no one loses weight.
  3. Sock accounts including DramaAlert & NotKeemstar contribute up to 50 memberships on a regular basis (money laundering probably) whenever there is a large stream goal. Other LCU hosts also contribute via superchats from their accounts.
  4. There are four tiers of channel memberships: 1000008805.jpg
  5. There are 3k viewers that watch live. As soon as a live stream ends, there are 4k-6k views on the video, meaning that 1k-3k views come from viewers watching on rewind while the live was still on air. Within 24-48 hours, the views level off around 20k views. This is consistent with social blade recording 20k views per video/day on average: 1000008804.jpg


What we don't know:

  1. Apple takes whatever percentage cut from superchats coming from an unknown # of iPhone devices. This is on top of Google's cut, so Android devices would not incur this fee. Which could explain why some TTS superchats come in with some random amount such as $26.61.
  2. The percentage profit split between Keem & the other hosts, not including taxes. Many speculate Keem takes 50% and the hosts split the remainder, others such as Roxy believe an equal share happens so the three hosts of Bus + Keem = 25% each.
  3. Membership totals for each tier. Who in the fuck in their right mind would pay $99/month to be a Pay Pig or $499/month to be a Crown...for one LCU channel. It's bad enough there are viewers that have multiple monthly LCU channel subscriptions.
  4. Amount of memberships & Superchats that are donated by all LCU hosts. This would be considered reinvesting gains if this was a legitimate business. Instead, this can be perceived as pumping up and inflating numbers as a way to create hype, which in my opinion, should be subtracted from all income totals honestly.
  5. The CPM of this channel, which dictates how much AdSense revenue is generated since social blade can be wildly inaccurate with the wide range of Estimated Earnings.
The estimated budget categories on that spreadsheet appear to be on-point. For someone that doesn't drive, there isn't too much overhead aside from Rent + Food. Extra expenses such as Laygos, Choosies, make-up, or household items such as soap and toiletries (hah) could have a dollar amount attached or could be the same as pet care & time with friends. Rumor has it that she was recently banned from the bingo hall so that would not be an expense anymore either!
 
mastergabe said:
Membership totals for each tier. Who in the fuck in their right mind would pay $99/month to be a Pay Pig or $499/month to be a Crown...for one LCU channel. It's bad enough there are viewers that have multiple monthly LCU channel subscriptions.
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We do have that information. I don't trust the earnings page since sometimes it shows bottom tier shows in the top 3, but the memberships tab seems to be more accurate, since people either have memberships in those tiers or they don't.
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anliteralidiot said:
Rosie already did. She played the voice notes she sent Amber.
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ZM somehow manages to look more like a frumpy middle-aged lesbian every time I see him. He looks like the typical smelly cat lady that thinks she's still as sexy as she was in her prime. It disgusts me in a kind of visceral way I can't accurately explain.

When Amber finally kicks the bucket I'm gonna miss you guys, but no Amber is better than scripted Amber.
 
sorry for the possibly retarded question from a non-Murican, but isn't Amber supposed to pay her taxes in February? if so, is it at the end of the month, or like, now-ish?

there's no way she had the time to replace the taxes fund she ate through when the Yewchube money ran dry, and if Keem isn't paying her in advance or loaning some money to her because he's sooo kind, I feel like she prolly only had one payout so far, right?
 
Yall i was watching an old live of Kasey and just had to do this.

I tried to compare the note Amber wrote to Kasey to some other hand writings of amber and it is so similar. There is no way this note was fake. And it only goes to show what an abusive violent pig she is. some of the stuff in the note are; speak only when spoken to, don't talk too much. I mean WTFFFF?

I mean one look at this note and you can tell who was the abuser and who was the victim. It just pisses me off the way she is trying to double down on Kasey stuff ever since she started the lolcow BS
 

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The Moth said:
but isn't Amber supposed to pay her taxes in February?
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Taxes are due in the middle of April (specifically, April 15th). Most people file in February because that's when the final tax forms are required to be released I'm waiting on a 1099 myself that hasn't released yet, and they're desperate to get that refund (or just get filing over and done with because who gives a fuck).

Some people wait until the last minute because they know they'll likely owe and want to put off payment as long as possible, so they have time to build the required funds to keep the IRS from coming for their souls.
 
DXR1000 said:
Yall i was watching an old live of Kasey and just had to do this.

I tried to compare the note Amber wrote to Kasey to some other hand writings of amber and it is so similar. There is no way this note was fake. And it only goes to show what an abusive violent pig she is. some of the stuff in the note are; speak only when spoken to, don't talk too much. I mean WTFFFF?

I mean one look at this note and you can tell who was the abuser and who was the victim. It just pisses me off the way she is trying to double down on Kasey stuff ever since she started the lolcow BS
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>Empathy tears
 
Amber is gets paid on 1099s as self employed, since she's not an official employee of a company. She's supposed to pay her quarterly taxes on April 15th, June 15th, Sept 15th and Jan 15th with each payment covering three months of her reported income (1/10-3/31 etc).

But IIRC Becky said that Amber typically pays her taxes late, just eating the penalties. She might not have paid her Jan 15th quarterly installment. If she didn't pay her prior quarterlies either, she'll owe an assload of money.
 
Trying my hand at doing a live recap, feedback is welcome.

Battle for Bus Driver! 👀🚌💥
  • Scooter is still out sick (thank God)
  • Replaced by a "tech protect" (same guy as last night)
  • Gorl is "not the best today" STAY TUNED TO FIND OUT WHY
  • Gorl is mad at Scooter because some DMs leaked and he deleted some messages, so it must have been bad and all about ALR
  • Other parties claim Scooter's DMs say he hates associating with ALR and is only here for money (no shit)
  • Some other random fatass (Albert?) pops in the discord call sans camera to say Scooter actually loves ALR and sticks up for her (doubt)
  • Gorl suggests a poll to replace Scooter with the TechProtect guy - currently 70% of participants prefer TechProtect
  • They say ALR is ready to take "accountability" (none of them know what this word means)
  • ALR (fake crying, tearless): this is all just [fake and] for entertainment but I'm really actually hurt by Scooter 4real guys
  • TechProtect has diarrhea, cohosts also get that sometimes (thanks for sharing)
  • ALR: "I'm a good person, all the things I've done wrong I bet you've done and worse" (doubt x2)
  • Superchatter claims ALR and Emily Franz have broken up again and that's why she is actually sad (soft-launching another fake break up arc to "protect her peace"?)
  • They spin a wheel to pick something for ALR to eat (for $20 superchat), it lands on a spoonful of mustard which she conveniently has right next to her at her desk
  • More top tier entertainment: another $20 wheel spin and ALR eats garlic
  • Gorl confirms she has *not* split with her girlfriend
  • Update 1min later: Gorl has asked for a relationship break from her feeder girlfriend (but they are still together)
  • Superchatter claims Emily is talking to reaction channels such as poo-toucher Fat Rachel
  • Gorl doesn't understand why people keep bringing "Tommy" up "it's annoying" (as if her turbulent relationships aren't one of the very few things that are actually interesting about her)
  • Recently departed host Sweet Tea, in chat, supports TechProtect over Scooter for lolcow Bus host
  • Keemstar joins and suggests ALR date a personal trainer or athlete
  • More $20 superchats for ALR to put hot sauce and jalapenos in her hair
  • ALR, after eating another spoon of garlic: "I'm going to need a hundred rags after this"
  • Sweet Tea joins the call, rehash of Scooter DM "drama", questions the reality and seroiusness of his recent illness
  • ALR claims that reading or watching information about her automatically makes you "un-neutral" and "blinded and manipulated" to hate her
  • Keemstar re-joins, Scooter "drama" rehashed yet again
  • Keemstar theorizes that Scooter may have faked sick to take off and get laid with a fan (ew + strongly doubt)
  • Keemstar encourages his trailer trash hosts to think bigger, beyond just paying the bills to become an entertainer with millions of views and do things such as sponsoring a nascar
  • ALR, on Charlie Kirk (or maybe in response to Fupa Cheese saying she will outlive her, unclear): "people die at every age"
  • Keemstar starts a membership goal to remove ALR for the rest of the live
  • Their internet connection removes all of them from the live for a minute
  • ALR: Fat Rachel has been constantly emailing Emily, who has recently responded to say ALR lied about being kicked
  • TechProtect says ALR is real, this isn't a show (it is)
  • Keemstar says that he's ALR's friend and tells ALR she should break up with Emily since talking to "detractors" is "basically cheating"
  • Sweet Tea: claims ALR has "so many" options and she doesn't have to "settle for less"
  • ALR: has "nothing to say" - "this isn't content this is my real life"
  • Fupa: "you don't *need* to have a partner", claims to be single and very peaceful
  • Sweet Tea: "I thought you guys were gonna make it" (delusional)
  • YoMama joins to agree that ALR should not be in a relationship with Emily, accuses the feeder of clout chasing
  • Several hosts suggest calling feeder live to break up (doesn't happen)
  • ALR: "you guys are not in my heart", wants to handle her relationship issues "on the outside of the internet" - what she does with her life has nothing to do with the LCU
  • ALR considers just having Emily sign an NDA (an indicator of true love)
  • Keemstar claims ALR sent daily DMs to him, demanding he discipline other hosts for talking about Emily
  • ALR: "I love her though, bro" (she doesn't know what that word means)
  • Keemstar is no longer protecting Emily, going forward - even if ALR quits.
  • Closing remarks by ALR: "I don't know"
 
ADHD said:
We do have that information. I don't trust the earnings page since sometimes it shows bottom tier shows in the top 3, but the memberships tab seems to be more accurate, since people either have memberships in those tiers or they don't.
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Excellent catch. Now I can incorporate membership totals with superchats for a clearer financial picture. Here goes...


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Day 29 superchats went back up to $1280. Also, the Bus channel currently has 1066 members, which is $11,589.34 additional income from memberships per month! Total channel income last month was around a grand total of $37,396.34.

Live viewership remains around 3k viewers. Superchats last stream were $1092. Total # of superchats for this stream were 98 chats ($13/chat average). Yesterday's stream was different with a better OBS monkey than Skeeter.


The 4 tiers to the channel:

1 Crown @ $499.99/month
5 Pay Pigs @ $99.99/month
312 Cash Cows @ $9.99/month
748 Ban World @ $4.99/month

$499.99 crowns + $499.95 pay pigs + $3116.88 cash cows + $7472.52 ban world = $11,589.34.

Just as a reminder, $25,807 was last month's superchat income. Superchats and memberships are treated the same with YouTube percentage cuts and such. So the total YouTube January monthly income for this channel, not factoring in AdSense revenue from views, is $37,396.34.

Social blade estimates anywhere between $145-$2,300 total income for the last 30 days. That's the total AdSense revenue potential from all the views. Again, this amount is not factored into the $37,396.34 amount since CPM is unknown, but it almost seems negligible since the AdSense range pales in comparison to superchats + members.
 
The livestream continued on Kick after the YouTube live ended. Looked like they forgot to close it. Could be accidental, could be orchestrated.

Archiving it in case we were not supposed to see this and they delete the Kick stream. (Aka, finally something unscripted and worth archiving instead of their washed up clownshow) It's around 18 minutes long.

In short, Amber is a desperate loser and Keemstar will no longer protect Emily on the LCU.
 

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