🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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12345 said:
I admit I never watched Amber much but has she always bee this overtly sexual? i know she was pretty PD with Destiny but Bus has been on another level. She's just vulgar, and crude with it. It's really off-putting. I thought she was a lesbian. Why is she acting like a coomer brained zoomer? I don't know, it just squicks me out and I like horror movies. I can't imagine her old fans sticking around.
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Not to this degree, but she’s always done it. Saying in passing during the ankle debacle that her bed was only for sleeping and sex, claiming that men hit on her all the time or that she jerked one off in the theater as a teen, swearing in one of her versions of the proposal that Becky of all people put the ring around a dildo… Amber is not just immature, but an all around attention whore. She has nothing else to her or to do, so might as well double down on it on the Bus.
 
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Day 27 superchats DROPPED to $860. Live viewership remains around 3k viewers.

Superchats last stream were $1470. Total # of superchats for this stream were 86 chats ($10/chat average).


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Good enough to fuck your mother, you pedophile (Keem) supporter! I bet if you could, you'd be begging to get onto Epstein's Island just like that Elongated Muskrat.

I even mentioned in a previous post that I don't really give a shit about my Reddit settings, ya dumbass. Thus, the dumb emoji on your post you fuckin retard. Wait, I take that back...I'd hate to insult actual retards like the fat narc when their intelligence is higher than yours.


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You even blocked me on this trash post so I couldn't do a typical quote or reply, you fucking pussy. Awwww, did I strike a nerve on your coward ass? What are you afraid of? Chicken shit. Bock BOCK! 🐔 Don't bother giving me advice about stalking the fat narc's monetary earnings when you are guilty of virtually stalking a literal nobody. Stupid cunt.
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BTFO.
Just put the superchat and stream numbers in the chat lil bro...
 
The Poopsmith said:
As a host she's garbage. Her banter is irrelevant and boring, she doesn't do any punishments and adds dick-all to discussions besides being a passive-aggressive smartass to everyone who isn't fellating her.... She's trying to play up this whole "I'm the sassy queen bitch of the LCU" bit...
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I was just thinking about something last night. Before I shut down, I saw that Roxy from LCU ("roxy_unfiltered *something-or-other*" on Youtube) posted a video about Emily being a feeder. I saw a few minutes of it, and it was just low effort grifting. She was reacting to and dragging out Salty Crab's video. It made me wonder if this was Keem's plan for Amber all along. (And yes, I'm expecting hella clocks and puzzle pieces. I might be a bit tardy here).

If we assume a few patterns we see to be fact:
  • "Quitting" or "getting fired" from LCU is rarely permanent
  • Keem is not stupid: he's morally bankrupt, exploitative, and focuses his kayfabe on a select audience of low-IQ morons

Then This would really be the best way to milk Amber in the LCU:
  1. Keem assures Amber that while in the LCU, no host will criticise her on her past. Amber sees it as an opportunity to clear the slate and rewrite her past - like she did with every new girlfriend, and likely like she did with each new foster care placement. (Remember the story of her getting into a fight with a foster mom, a laptop on the table beside Amber somehow magically smashing onto the floor, and then Amber running off into the night to call her case worker? Amber was removed, but Tony stayed)
  2. Stage 1: Amber doesn't want to do punishments, or do... really anything except be a smug bitch who occasionally jiggles to music, or has to do things like "stand up for 3 minutes". She's coddled in a way that enrages the audience, increasing super-chats for a short time until the audience tires of this.
  3. Stage 2: Keem quietly sets up factions within the LCU; some are absurd in their defense of her (enablers); others are trying to call out her past behaviour (detractors). The detractors seem to "know" about her past, while also constantly getting key points wrong. This causes a surge of haydurz to throw money at the LCU to "correct the record". They stay because there's hope that Amber will be called out for her behaviours.
  4. Stage 3: Detractors get more vocal, causing Keem to "fire" them, and creating a quick re-shuffling of the hosts and their allegiances. Scooter is one who shifts back and forth depending on what the new setup is. With the host being fired, they are no longer officially part of the network, and Keem can disavow them and all knowledge/control over what they say or do.
  5. Stage 4: The fired member goes rogue (ex. Roxy). On their own channel, they produce low-effort videos of evidence about how bad Amber is. This results in people seeing this content, then flooding back to the LCU with their welfare and disability checks, ready to throw them at Keem in order to get the opportunity to say "we were right". Amber freaks the fuck out, but Keem has the plausible deniability to say that none of this is coming from the LCU, and that she has people here on her side and ready to defend her. Keem makes token gestures to pacify her, and assures her of her specialness and importance in the LCU. Everyone would be in on it - except for Amber. Amber thinks that getting to be a smug bitch and threatening to quit is the "script" hidden from the audience to get "donos".

Rinse and repeat, ad nauseam. I wouldn't be surprised if Roxy is still on Keem's payroll for this shit. How many loops before haydur nation smartens up to this? I'm quessing ♾️. Or do you think this theory is too far out there for Keem?

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Tried to create estimated income / basic budget for our gorl based on @mastergabe's posted superchat totals for the last 14 days.

She might be living in a trailer like most of the trash in the LCU pretty soon.


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OT but back on page 1316 everyone was saying how they first got exposed to Al, and a surprising amount of them was through looking up veganism on youtube and being recommended her one (1) day long vegan arc, it’s so sad to think how no one can stumble upon her helpful and factually correct videos since she DFE *sigh* how will the new generation of haydurs be born now? Through seeing her be a parody of herself on the LCU? That’s not organic at all!
 
monet said:
OT but back on page 1316 everyone was saying how they first got exposed to Al, and a surprising amount of them was through looking up veganism on youtube and being recommended her one (1) day long vegan arc, it’s so sad to think how no one can stumble upon her helpful and factually correct videos since she DFE *sigh* how will the new generation of haydurs be born now? Through seeing her be a parody of herself on the LCU? That’s not organic at all!
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I am finding that Amber has fallen into irrelevance since the demonetisation. Not that she was doing much better before. At her peak, while living in Monticello, KY, she was watchable and has her own forum. I am not sure that even if she get monetise, that she would have the same following as before especially if she can't talk and food and her mental issues. There s so much you can do with GRWN. Amber is not aging well.
 
I'm sure she has other income sources. I assume she owns at LEAST one of the larger no-voiceover clip channels. She's happy to earn money off of her own drama - I assume she has no problems double dipping.

I don't know how YouTube works, but even if she can't have both in her name it's entirely possible she has one in her mother's or Jade's or whomever else's.
 
Turd Fergusson said:
I am finding that Amber has fallen into irrelevance since the demonetisation. Not that she was doing much better before. At her peak, while living in Monticello, KY, she was watchable and has her own forum. I am not sure that even if she get monetise, that she would have the same following as before especially if she can't talk and food and her mental issues. There s so much you can do with GRWN. Amber is not aging well.
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She was pretty irrelevant before getting demonetised to begin with imo, even a whole feeder arc was barely keeping the thread alive. She just lost her petit “je ne sais quoi”

Ramma Lamma Dingdong said:
I assume she owns at LEAST one of the larger no-voiceover clip channels. She's happy to earn money off of her own drama - I assume she has no problems double dipping.
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Being a faceless/voiceless clip channel sounds too incognito for our gorl, I don’t know if she’d be okay with not getting full credit for anything she does. I can’t imagine her making money from something like that without being at least a bit smug amount it, just smug enough that we eventually find out she’s behind it.
 
There's no opportunity for organic viewership growth with Keemstar, which I think it what ultimately will keep Amberlynn's shelf-ass permanently wedged in irrelevancy.

The usual youtube pipeline consisting of viewers that stumble across her and buy into her fake persona ,then support her for however long until the real Amber shows said shelf-ass enough that they fall off into haydurs that continue to provide views and drum up engagement through reaction channels or Gorl World shenanigans just ain't possible with Keem's audience of fake drama loving retards.

The longer she spends with Keem, the more difficult it will be to find her audience on youtube again should she ever get her monetization back. And like others have said, the persona she's using for bus is pretty fucking degenerate and wildly outside of the persona she *tries* to present to youtube.

Trying to go back to the misunderstood, tragic, quirky fat gorl who tries her best but life just keeps beating her down doesn't seem possible.

I'd say that I'm looking forward to how it all develops, but I imagine it'll be a slow, boring, circling of the drain until Amber moves in with her mother and goes on welfare. Or dies, I guess, though knowing Amber she'd die in the most boring way possible and deny me even that final crumb of entertainment.
 
Amberlynn killed Rarity, Emily killed her girlfriend and probably shouldn’t have custody of anything. Amberlynn is rage baiting watchers to give her the ShannyForChrist treatment. Good luck with that Pookie, I’ll send you cigs when you get 5150’d.
 
12345 said:
I admit I never watched Amber much but has she always bee this overtly sexual? i know she was pretty PD with Destiny but Bus has been on another level. She's just vulgar, and crude with it. It's really off-putting. I thought she was a lesbian. Why is she acting like a coomer brained zoomer? I don't know, it just squicks me out and I like horror movies. I can't imagine her old fans sticking around.
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I guarantee you Keem has told her to dial that shit all the way up. Since at least last summer he has been constantly trying to push stupid storylines having hosts and interns "rizzing" each other up and trying to get some of the virgins to lose their virginities. It's cringe as fuck and it just comes off as Keem going through a midlife crisis or something. It's also pretty embarrassing how he misread the room about Fupa Cheese's interactions with Rev. He clearly thought that could be milked by a bunch of the shows in his network and it seems to have fallen horribly flat based on the piss poor donos it got. He thought that so much that he didn't really even plan any other content which is why Scooter kept willfully misinterpreting Fupa's words to keep pressing the issue despite her clearly answering all of his questions multiple times and owning her actions throughout all of it.
 
Ramma Lamma Dingdong said:
I'm sure she has other income sources. I assume she owns at LEAST one of the larger no-voiceover clip channels. She's happy to earn money off of her own drama - I assume she has no problems double dipping.

I don't know how YouTube works, but even if she can't have both in her name it's entirely possible she has one in her mother's or Jade's or whomever else's.
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Porkahontas is both too lazy and too stupid to do anything like this.
 
ADHD said:
I guarantee you Keem has told her to dial that shit all the way up. Since at least last summer he has been constantly trying to push stupid storylines having hosts and interns "rizzing" each other up and trying to get some of the virgins to lose their virginities. It's cringe as fuck and it just comes off as Keem going through a midlife crisis or something. It's also pretty embarrassing how he misread the room about Fupa Cheese's interactions with Rev. He clearly thought that could be milked by a bunch of the shows in his network and it seems to have fallen horribly flat based on the piss poor donos it got. He thought that so much that he didn't really even plan any other content which is why Scooter kept willfully misinterpreting Fupa's words to keep pressing the issue despite her clearly answering all of his questions multiple times and owning her actions throughout all of it.
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Yeah she was really giving off "Boogie right around the time Destiny first accused him of lying" vibes to me. Unwatchable to me. Not sure how she expects to go back, to her channel after this. I read that some LCU shows are going to Kick so I can't imagine that it's going to be tolerated for much longer. (I think according to the new ad rules I saw in a video anything ED related is not deemed advertiser friendly). Oooh! Maybe she'll have to go to Kick ad fight Foodie for viewers.

(pretty please?)
 
mastergabe said:
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Day 27 superchats DROPPED to $860. Live viewership remains around 3k viewers.

Superchats last stream were $1470. Total # of superchats for this stream were 86 chats ($10/chat average).


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Good enough to fuck your mother, you pedophile (Keem) supporter! I bet if you could, you'd be begging to get onto Epstein's Island just like that Elongated Muskrat.

I even mentioned in a previous post that I don't really give a shit about my Reddit settings, ya dumbass. Thus, the dumb emoji on your post you fuckin retard. Wait, I take that back...I'd hate to insult actual retards like the fat narc when their intelligence is higher than yours.


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You even blocked me on this trash post so I couldn't do a typical quote or reply, you fucking pussy. Awwww, did I strike a nerve on your coward ass? What are you afraid of? Chicken shit. Bock BOCK! 🐔 Don't bother giving me advice about stalking the fat narc's monetary earnings when you are guilty of virtually stalking a literal nobody. Stupid cunt.
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