🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Springer]

she would enjoy something so very cringey

You have no place to talk about anyone being cringey. Considering your Amberlynn rap, self eye-fucking Tick-Toks with fast food drinks, terrible OpSec, and being such a shit fondling and unfunny Retard you got yourself phonebooked within hours of your first post on Chantal's Thread. Lurk more you narcissistic moron.

 

[mastergabe]

Day 26 superchats DROPPED to $1470. Live viewership still remained around 3k on a four hour stream....yikes.

Superchats last stream were $1973. Total # of superchats for this stream were 132 chats ($11/chat average).

Awwww, YawnCow is against Gorlworld and doxxing the fat narc, the other fat narc Foodie Ooglie, Emily Franz, Allyssa Brantley, whoever. That's "not cool?" Well, boo fucking hoo! God damn losers. That's what y'all get for hiring and platforming Hamburger Greed and monetizing the poo in the first place!

 

[anliteralidiot]

I almost can’t believe Amber is doing this still but of course she would enjoy something so very cringey and mind numbing.

That's a whole lotta complaining for a man that looks like this

Why don't you go make another stupid petition to make hamber mayor, since that's your kind of humor.

 

[Springer]

Awwww, YawnCow is against Gorlworld and doxxing the fat narc, the other fat narc Foodie Ooglie, Emily Franz, Allyssa Brantley, whoever. That's "not cool?" Well, boo fucking hoo! God damn losers. That's what y'all get for hiring and platforming Hamburger Greed and monetizing the poo in the first place!

Your summary of the stream donations are great, but you really need to calm down and drink a nice, soothing cup of Gravy if Amber Lynn makes you mad.
You're absolutely cancerous over on Reddit, with suggestions if gay OPs, and being a constantly reporting Ween(and proud of it!)who keeps trying to dry up the Milch. Knock it off. It's pathetic to be this constantly angry over a Cow for months and months. Even Reddit had to give you a warning for being a rampant flaggot.
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Wait! Ach, what's this? Let's take look at the Image from that last one.

Enhance!

Did you seriously forget to log out of your YT Account with a Selfie as your Profile image before you took that Screenshot?

I can only hope that's just a generic_man.jpeg.
PS: how's the weather in Broome County, NY at the moment?

Come on, mein Kerl, don't be so sloppy while acting like an obnoxious, emoji-filled-tard-screech posting Ween. Or at least stick to Reddit only while doing that.
You're adding some good stuff to the Thread, but you decided to ,cross the streams', and gather asspats over at Reddit for being >>brave<< enough to read and, quelle Horror! , even post on the mean, ol' scary Farms, while organising stupid emote spamming in LS chats, colluding with those flies around the shit the Reactors, bragging about and encouraging mass reporting, and pontificating how Gorlworld cow tipping actually is somehow a noble crusade.
This isn't an animal, or child, torture and rape Horrowcowthread, we're just here to archive and point and laugh at the fat Idiot doing fat idiot things. Be more careful, and calm down a little.

(What is it about the Deathfats lately that's been attracting so many Posters who are too busy being angry to use some common sense/read the room aka lurk more?)

 

[lol cow supreme]

I guess we're doxxing thread posters now. Lets do it!

Spoiler: user Springers full doxxxx

Lets start out..

This profile picture clearly shows a Spaniel. With the name "Springer", One can only assume you are a Springer Spaniel.


Seems like you use this breed all over the internet. Lets see.


Wait.. whats that say?


English? A BRIT! iOi! You got a loicense for those shitposts mate?

Oh, now its starting to make sense. you're also a GLOWIE FED!



Lol. Just funnin. We are all two golden retrievers (or springers) in a trench coat on the internet

 

[General Woundwort]

That's a whole lotta complaining for a man that looks like this
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Why don't you go make another stupid petition to make hamber mayor, since that's your kind of humor.

We're doxxing Amber's new gf already?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Don't strain yourself trying to over think it. They're both batshit insane deviants locked into a sick game of back and forth manipulation for sexual/emotional gratification. Amber puts up with the manipulation and "beetrayullll" so she can say she's claimed on the internet and feel desired. Emily puts up with the lies and tantrums so she can get the sexual satisfaction of Amber being 600 pounds and occasionally showing laaaygs on facetime every once in a while. Everything else is irrelevant.
Also damn this arc is so boring that the only funny things are people pulling up their favorite diabetic knuckle screenshots and Emily becoming a real fat fuck herself.
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Also apparently there was some voice note of Emily whining about "being a victim" leaked to gorlworld twitter but I really don't know when it's from.

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Do you think Emily is back with Amberlynn because it's easier to just tolerate her at a distance in an "online relationship" than it is to try and make a clean break and deal with her constant wrath and her stalker-esque violating of boundaries? Or do you think she's equally as manipulative as Amber and playing the exact same game? (I'm asking from a purely theoretical point of view - Emily's a piece of shit as well, and everything being thrown at her is a direct result of her shitty and INFORMED choices. She knew who Ambo was).

Had a quick glance over at the side show clown.

She was chugging white claws and looked absolutely miserable. It made me happy.

Enjoy your last few years, alone, with the knowledge that this is your legacy.

I've been finding it really difficult to watch even reaction channels during this time. Even through the filter of a reaction channel, LCU still feels like trying to read a heavily corrupted text file... while a strobing light and fire alarm are going off in the room. It's beyond obnoxious. I decided to give it a try today, and randomly found this:

"Amberlynn Reid / The Karen of the LCU /" by TheghoulLogs
(Invidious Link)
Timestamp: 00:00 to 01:20 (the video introduction)

(Disclaimer - I haven't seen beyond the intro yet. I was laughing so hard I got completely sidetracked. EDIT: finally saw the who video. Holy shit the whole thing goes beyond "dumpster fire" and well into "exploded garbage barge" territory Oh my GOD Amber is such a vicious and slimy, slithering piece of shit. Gee, I wonder *why* no one wants to be in Amber's life?... /sarcasm).

In the clip at the beginning of the video, you can see Amber slowly realizing the double-edged sword which was her abandoning her channel to join the LCU:

Advantage: The LCU is filled with emotionally and intellectually stunted chaos gremlins who will enable and defend ANY/ALL of her shitty actions (even by immoral methods), because she is now part of their tribe.

Disadvantage: The LCU is filled with emotionally and intellectually stunted chaos gremlins who absolutely DGAF about her or her well-being, and will exploit ANY/ALL weaknesses for money.

Congratuations, Ambo; you are EXACTLY where you belong. Come on, Ambo, give us another smug and cunty "Thank you for the MON-NAYYY *heart-hands*" !!

 

[Raw]

That's a whole lotta complaining for a man that looks like this
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Why don't you go make another stupid petition to make hamber mayor, since that's your kind of humor.

Look who's very active in Jordys chat lmao, active as in sending a god damn message every 10 seconds.

Using his full government name on all platforms .

 

[Baguette]

my opinion : this entire episode is a griff supposedly this “child abuse support” story is from 2 weeks ago. <snip>

NOBODY WANTS ZBOY HOW TF IS HE EVEN INTERNING ?! <snip>

Can you please stop shitting up the thread with your brain-dead takes? No one cares about anything you have to say. Just shut the fuck up and lurk, if you must.

 

[Even more 8008135]

This LCU bullshit is fucking pants-on-head retarded.

I thought I couldn't despise the fat cunt any more than I already did, and that things couldn't get any more stupid and boring, but ... alas.

Hit me up when the next cache of psychotic text messages drops.

 

[Springer]

I guess we're doxxing thread posters now. Lets do it!
Spoiler: user Springers full doxxxx

Hahaha, you fell directly into my . You forgot these handsome Bastards:

(Actually I do feel kind of bad about the Profile pic. Many, many Josh Moons ago I literally searched >>cute Springer spaniel picture<<, and that was the highest ,awww' factor of the collective adorableness that resulted. I know the poor Owner of the Dog, (the Foto was on a person's Blog), got hassled once because of my tismfarming here.)
In conclusion Amber is fat and although I would not engage in Sexualintercourse with her, I am actually surprised she has survived this long in the fœtid liquid sewage lagoon of Keem's online pig farm. Also never forget:

 

[Empress of Lucite]

Your summary of the stream donations are great, but you really need to calm down and drink a nice, soothing cup of Gravy if Amber Lynn makes you mad.
You're absolutely cancerous over on Reddit, with suggestions if gay OPs, and being a constantly reporting Ween(and proud of it!)who keeps trying to dry up the Milch. Knock it off. It's pathetic to be this constantly angry over a Cow for months and months. Even Reddit had to give you a warning for being a rampant flaggot.

My god... might be the best post on this thread in years. Bravo.

 

[mastergabe]

Day 27 superchats DROPPED to $860. Live viewership remains around 3k viewers.

Superchats last stream were $1470. Total # of superchats for this stream were 86 chats ($10/chat average).




Good enough to fuck your mother, you pedophile (Keem) supporter! I bet if you could, you'd be begging to get onto Epstein's Island just like that Elongated Muskrat.

I even mentioned in a previous post that I don't really give a shit about my Reddit settings, ya dumbass. Thus, the dumb emoji on your post you fuckin retard. Wait, I take that back...I'd hate to insult actual retards like the fat narc when their intelligence is higher than yours.




You even blocked me on this trash post so I couldn't do a typical quote or reply, you fucking pussy. Awwww, did I strike a nerve on your coward ass? What are you afraid of? Chicken shit. Bock BOCK! Don't bother giving me advice about stalking the fat narc's monetary earnings when you are guilty of virtually stalking a literal nobody. Stupid cunt.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

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Day 27 superchats DROPPED to $860. Live viewership remains around 3k viewers.

Superchats last stream were $1470. Total # of superchats for this stream were 86 chats ($10/chat average).


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Good enough to fuck your mother, you pedophile (Keem) supporter! I bet if you could, you'd be begging to get onto Epstein's Island just like that Elongated Muskrat.

I even mentioned in a previous post that I don't really give a shit about my Reddit settings, ya dumbass. Thus, the dumb emoji on your post you fuckin retard. Wait, I take that back...I'd hate to insult actual retards like the fat narc when their intelligence is higher than yours.


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You even blocked me on this trash post so I couldn't do a typical quote or reply, you fucking pussy. Awwww, did I strike a nerve on your coward ass? What are you afraid of? Chicken shit. Bock BOCK! Don't bother giving me advice about stalking the fat narc's monetary earnings when you are guilty of virtually stalking a literal nobody. Stupid cunt.

I'm gonna be constructive here:

you should kill yourself.

 

[Gush gurds]

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Day 27 superchats DROPPED to $860. Live viewership remains around 3k viewers.

Superchats last stream were $1470. Total # of superchats for this stream were 86 chats ($10/chat average).


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Good enough to fuck your mother, you pedophile (Keem) supporter! I bet if you could, you'd be begging to get onto Epstein's Island just like that Elongated Muskrat.

I even mentioned in a previous post that I don't really give a shit about my Reddit settings, ya dumbass. Thus, the dumb emoji on your post you fuckin retard. Wait, I take that back...I'd hate to insult actual retards like the fat narc when their intelligence is higher than yours.


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You even blocked me on this trash post so I couldn't do a typical quote or reply, you fucking pussy. Awwww, did I strike a nerve on your coward ass? What are you afraid of? Chicken shit. Bock BOCK! Don't bother giving me advice about stalking the fat narc's monetary earnings when you are guilty of virtually stalking a literal nobody. Stupid cunt.

The cows are so boring lately the threads have diverted to infighting and doxing the mega tards that post here. Lol I’ve had some good laughs over these last few pages, and your constant “fat narc” sperging is so annoying so it’s been nice to see you being called out

Calm down and have a gravy, but if you want to keep raging go for it, it’s hilarious
Bock BOCK!!

 

[Raw]

You even blocked me on this trash post so I couldn't do a typical quote or reply, you fucking pussy. Awwww, did I strike a nerve on your coward ass? What are you afraid of? Chicken shit. Bock BOCK!

Oh the irony. You really do need to lurk more.

He didn't block you, his post is too long to quote/reply.

 

[The Poopsmith]

It's been almost a fucking month and she's done nothing entertaining by herself. As a host she's garbage. Her banter is irrelevant and boring, she doesn't do any punishments and adds dick-all to discussions besides being a passive-aggressive smartass to everyone who isn't fellating her. Plus this persona she's adopted is really grating. She's trying to play up this whole "I'm the sassy queen bitch of the LCU" bit, but she comes off as an insufferable cunt instead. It's not even hate-watchable, it's simply unpleasant.

There's only two things she's good for, and she can do neither fucking correctly. The first is lore. But any time she gets grilled on something interesting she spergs out and yells over people/superchats or throws up some horseshit "boundaries" that can't be talked about. The subject is then glossed over. The other is being a receptacle for people's (usually justified) vitriol regarding her past misdeeds, but that doesn't even happen with Scooter and YoMama hanging around to publically gargle her balls. She's basically bitched and moaned and cried and shat until everyone treats her with kid gloves.

Contrast this with any of the better cows who work for their donos. If Boogie is told to sit outside in -12F weather and get water balloons tossed at him, it gets done. If Albert is told to do laps around his shitty trailer in an adult diaper, the people get what they paid for. But not sweet, dainty Hamplanet! She gets to choose what she does and does not do by manipulating those around her (big suprise). Well that's not how this works, and the dono numbers back that up. If Keem values his wallet and has as least three brain cells, he'll either make this bitch work or toss her out on her fat, demonitized ass.

 

[dfranki723]

She's basically bitched and moaned and cried and shat until everyone treats her with kid gloves.

At this point, I don't think there is any single person or circus of freaks that won't give in to her tantrums. Even the harshest reactors in her orbit give her leeway. Couldn't have expected this to go any differently.

 

[12345]

I admit I never watched Amber much but has she always bee this overtly sexual? i know she was pretty PD with Destiny but Bus has been on another level. She's just vulgar, and crude with it. It's really off-putting. I thought she was a lesbian. Why is she acting like a coomer brained zoomer? I don't know, it just squicks me out and I like horror movies. I can't imagine her old fans sticking around.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Contrast this with any of the better cows who work for their donos. If Boogie is told to sit outside in -12F weather and get water balloons tossed at him, it gets done. If Albert is told to do laps around his shitty trailer in an adult diaper, the people get what they paid for. But not sweet, dainty Hamplanet! She gets to choose what she does and does not do by manipulating those around her (big suprise). Well that's not how this works, and the dono numbers back that up. If Keem values his wallet and has as least three brain cells, he'll either make this bitch work or toss her out on her fat, demonitized ass

Amber loves to screech about how she is the star of the show, the main attraction, it's *HER* show!!!11 etc. And she's not wrong, but she hasn't quite worked out that it just means she's the biggest (heh) spectacle at the freak show. People line up to pay to shower her in CAT KILLER OINK OINK superchats the same way people would pay to throw cakes at the fat guy at the circus. (Or Crumbl cookies?)

I admit I never watched Amber much but has she always bee this overtly sexual? i know she was pretty PD with Destiny but Bus has been on another level. She's just vulgar, and crude with it. It's really off-putting. I thought she was a lesbian. Why is she acting like a coomer brained zoomer? I don't know, it just squicks me out and I like horror movies. I can't imagine her old fans sticking around.

I guess being on live all the time AND not being the one in control makes it a bit more difficult for her to keep up her smol dainty demure uwu quorky gorl larp. If and when she hurples back to her own dyeeen channel I'd stake my next wage that she'll try and give us a rerun of the quiet, softly spoken Krystal-era Amber to try and convince everyone that she really IS the nice, kind girl she thinks she is and that Keemstar forced her to chimp out on camera.