🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I'm pretty sure Bryan Cooke sent Jordy a super chat some days ago claiming he was a survivor of the Marjorie Stoneman Douglas High School shooting and that calling him a school shooter was in very poor taste. Even after dealing with something traumatic like that he isn't instantly reaching for it to use in an argument (Like a very fat gorly pop we know). It was just a "Yeah so that happened" and he didn't bring it up again, even on the second stream.

He handled those insults really well if true.

I don't like poo touchers but printing out the colleen photo and holding it up on stream was *chefs kiss*

Edit: I'm blind!
Alright, but even if this is true, why are we pearl clutching about it? If you want to get involved in these online "communities" built purely around drama, shit slinging and pointing and laughing at fatties, why should you be off limits? Comes with the territory being within Keemstar's orbit too. If you don't want to be openly insulted don't appear on a stream with a mask-off BPD Amber hosting and "Lolcow" in the title. I think of all the things Amber has said and done, this is one of them that bothers me the least.

That Colleen photo is so revolting. I actually think I feel more hatred for Emily than I ever have for Amber. What a sick psycho sadist bulldyke.
 
It was just a "Yeah so that happened" and he didn't bring it up again, even on the second stream.
nah, in the first portion of the second Bus stream (or maybe a 3rd stream? idk i can't be arsed to look for a time stamp) before he joined the call he sent in a TTS superchat saying he was a school shooting survivor, but Big Al and Scooter didn't have much reaction to that information. Keem doubled down and said something along the lines of "well you DO look like a school shooter!"
 
I agree with the sentiment that when you join a community that’s like the LCU, the distasteful insults are a given.
However Amber has always TRIED to paint herself as this left leaning, inclusive woman(despite the fact that she’s actually an idiot) and the LCU is exposing that the opposite is true. That’s why returning back to channel will be impossible because so many supporters are gonna drop her because of the insults.
 
She'll have trouble returning to her own channel because whenever she feels threatened by someone prettier, or a man isn't attracted to her, she starts grabbing her boobs so we'd probably see more of that. She got her idea of sexuality from porn and if it's on her own channel the haydurs are going to report it for sexual conduct or some shit.
But if she returns to her own channel she'll just make it a hugbox again so maybe she won't ever feel threatened.

More entertaining is her insistence that 'people change' and while they can change with work over a period of time, Emily's personality is not going to do a 180 into a good person overnight. And does Emily even want to change? Cause we know Amber won't. What Amber means is that Emily started promising to do whatever Amber wanted. Then when Emily has other commitments like say.. a child, it's suddenly going to be a toxic abusive relationship again. This show is more predictable than Baywatch.
Though one thing is for sure, Emily doesn't have the right to be calling anyone else Porkahontas at this point.
 
Who the fuck is Julia?
I'm guessing you aren't referring to the Kuweight Kitty abandoned by Scootie-Booty in Syria. "Julia" in the Amberverse was someone Amber was in contact with through Facebook and talk/texting during the Casey era. You can see interactions between them on Amber's old Facebook account in the second-half of 2010, with some particularly hilarious and nasty exchanges in the November to December range. It's very clear to infer from the exchanges that Julia was one of Amber's "targets" (like Krystle was), and Amber was in an "online relationship" with her. You can also infer that Amber was using this "relationship" to get money and gifts from her (likely with the ultimate end goal of finding herself a new place to stay). She makes statements during this time which clearly shows that she is only using Casey as a free place to stay while she actively looks for a new host to infect and consume. Amber defends this era as not cheating, but rather being in an "open relationship". Casey denies that they were in an open relationship. If you read through all of the Facebook status posts and the comments, you can actually watch as Julia fades out as a choice, and Amber starts focusing her attention more on Krystle. Julia also gets brought up from time to time because of their age difference. During these exchanges, Amber was 19 and turned 20, while Julia was 16 and turned 17. Amber makes it clear through status posts that she is fully aware of Julia's age.

To my knowledge, Juila has never commented on Gorlworld and avoids it like the plague (though I wouldn't be surprised if she is fully aware of who Amber has become). She's cleanly moved on and is now (based on her Facebook pictures) in a relationship with another woman, and the two raise a child together. Julia looks like a cross between Becky and Destiny (though no "FAS" eyes and far less of a bullfrog neck).

Want to know more?

Always Ymir uploads daily, and has recently been going through all of Amber's old social media. This is probably why "Julia" popped up for you.


Actually, this topic and timeframe resurfaced a hilariously stupid comment from Amber. When talking to Julia in an exchange, Amber says something to the effect of "People believe I'm white, so I let them believe that" and explained she was "non-white" because she was PORTUGEUSE. (Now, white-as-wonder-bread Julia also believed she was "non-white" for having Italian heritage, so yeah they're both retards). It was hilarious to me because it reminded me not only about how desperate she is to be seen as super special and unique (based on immutable characteristics rather than based on merit), but also how much she tries to mirror her partners and how much she "steals" from them.

CASEY ERA:
Identifying as "non-white"; her "coming-out" story; her "anxiety-slash-panic" disorders
KRYSTLE ERA:
Her having "OCD"
BECKY ERA:
Her "depression" era; her BiPolar Diagnosis (which mirrored Eric's Dx)
JADE ERA:
Reinforcement of BiPolar diagnosis; her hair magically becoming "curly" and needing afro de-frizzing products (this was overall my FAVOURITE attempt at assimilation :story: )
ALEXA (ONLINE):
Switching from BiPolar to a BPD diagnosis; her weaponizing therapy-speak

I didn't really notice new characteristics or "identities" during the Destiny and Emily eras (although behavioural shifts were very noticable). I had chalked up the lack of new changes to how short and unstable these two relationships were. If anyone noticed changes, please correct me.


Last night I had a dream that Amberlynn had lost loads of weight and become too skinny. Then she regained it all again. She also had two young adult sons. It made sense at the time.
I had a dream that Amber got fired from LCU and disappeared completely off the internet. She suddenly appeared back on her channel several month later as a skinny queen. She told us that now she lost all of the weight, she was better than us dispeckful pieces of shit, and that she was going to California to do podcasts with Trisha Paytas. Then she flipped us off, told us to kiss her ass, and jumped out the window to start to her flight to California:
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(No I didn't actually have this dream; I lack the impulse control needed to avoid making the flying squirrel joke when it's setup is presented)


In this moment Amber was about to bully her cosplayer for the dark knuckles and the woman said “Amber I’m you, you have dark knuckles” and Amber is like “I’m Portuguese”
I love how you can look at the still image you provided and just predict the words about to come out of Amber's mouth will be to the effect of "I don't have dark knuckles"... while she displays obviously darkened knuckles.

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Day 24 superchats climbed big-time to $1518. Live viewership still made it to 3k as the stream progressed.

Superchats last stream were $944. Total # of superchats for this stream were 103 chats ($15/chat average). Last stream had 77 chats ($12/chat average).


The feeder's real first name is now blocked on YawnCow's chat as of today. She's "not a public figure" but still has a YouTube channel https://youtube.com/@franzemily

Who the fuck is Brantley?? That was some rando name that keeps getting mentioned too. Do they deserve to be doxxed here on the 🥝 farms just like Emily Franz?
 
nah, in the first portion of the second Bus stream (or maybe a 3rd stream? idk i can't be arsed to look for a time stamp) before he joined the call he sent in a TTS superchat
Yeah I was specifically talking about when he came on to chat but its funny that they knew it and keem doubled down on it.


why are we pearl clutching about it?
Who's pearl clutching? I was stating it as fact. It's fact he maturely handled the situation. I don't give a shit if they handle him with kid gloves or not. I don't care if they call him school shooter. I was just contrasting his behavior from what he's supposedly been through with Fat Amber and her trauma.
 
what I just can't wrap my head around Amber and Emily's "back together" relationship is that Amber's current rarity story/excuse is that it was purely Emily's fault that rarity is missing because Emily left the door open after leaving in a fit during one of Amber's "bpd meltdowns". so Emily is just... cool with that? cool with shouldering the blame for rarity's disappearance and being pinned with that neglect? how many times has Amber said over the past few months that it was Emily's fault? not just on her own streams before demonetization but also currently in the LCU era? and now we see Emily actively participating in the LCU via a channel membership and conversing in chat and in the discords. I just can't fathom allowing this narrative to settle in and take root.
 
what I just can't wrap my head around Amber and Emily's "back together" relationship is that Amber's current rarity story/excuse is that it was purely Emily's fault that rarity is missing because Emily left the door open after leaving in a fit during one of Amber's "bpd meltdowns". so Emily is just... cool with that? cool with shouldering the blame for rarity's disappearance and being pinned with that neglect? how many times has Amber said over the past few months that it was Emily's fault? not just on her own streams before demonetization but also currently in the LCU era? and now we see Emily actively participating in the LCU via a channel membership and conversing in chat and in the discords. I just can't fathom allowing this narrative to settle in and take root.
The newest rendition of the rarity story as of yesterday, is that the door was open for 2 hours and that Ambers anxiety was so high she had no idea what was happening. When asked if she checked if all the animals were in her response was “I was in a toxic high stress moment”
 
The newest rendition of the rarity story as of yesterday, is that the door was open for 2 hours and that Ambers anxiety was so high she had no idea what was happening. When asked if she checked if all the animals were in her response was “I was in a toxic high stress moment”
Wait until the next time they fall out and Amber will be back to wailing fatly about how EVERYONE BELIEVES AN ABUSER OVER ME!!!!!!11 when she's trying to bellybounce Emily back under a bus.
 
what I just can't wrap my head around Amber and Emily's "back together" relationship is that Amber's current rarity story/excuse is that it was purely Emily's fault that rarity is missing because Emily left the door open after leaving in a fit during one of Amber's "bpd meltdowns". so Emily is just... cool with that? cool with shouldering the blame for rarity's disappearance and being pinned with that neglect? how many times has Amber said over the past few months that it was Emily's fault? not just on her own streams before demonetization but also currently in the LCU era? and now we see Emily actively participating in the LCU via a channel membership and conversing in chat and in the discords. I just can't fathom allowing this narrative to settle in and take root.
Maybe if you step back and look at it in the correct context. They are both white trash degenerates who want to use the internet for money and fame. They are low IQ cows that don't think past their face. They're such terrible people that neither one of them give a crap about animals or other people and use and abuse them as they see fit why would Emily care She abused a woman until she died why would she care about an animal and why would she be caring about shouldering that blame She didn't care about the big fat bitch why would you care about the cat?
 
what I just can't wrap my head around Amber and Emily's "back together" relationship is~
Don't strain yourself trying to over think it. They're both batshit insane deviants locked into a sick game of back and forth manipulation for sexual/emotional gratification. Amber puts up with the manipulation and "beetrayullll" so she can say she's claimed on the internet and feel desired. Emily puts up with the lies and tantrums so she can get the sexual satisfaction of Amber being 600 pounds and occasionally showing laaaygs on facetime every once in a while. Everything else is irrelevant.
Also damn this arc is so boring that the only funny things are people pulling up their favorite diabetic knuckle screenshots and Emily becoming a real fat fuck herself.
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Also apparently there was some voice note of Emily whining about "being a victim" leaked to gorlworld twitter but I really don't know when it's from.

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Even Amber saying right now that her girlfriend is guilty of doing horrible things but we're "healing" is enough to put Emily at risk of being put under review by the Minnesota state BON. Emily has been a nurse for over a decade and it's hard for me to believe she wasn't more careful with her name, location and likeness. Especially when there is talk of abuse.
 

Oh you mean this Brantley? Allyssa Brantley (who spells their name like that? even auto-correct got confused). I mean, if she's off-limits on YawnCow like Emily Franz is...


I'm inclined to believe these two are the same person....I doubt very seriously she has anything going on before dating that blockhead Starfish. If she is, she's dumb young, graduated high school in 2020 (https://www.independentmail.com/sto...onea-path-high-school-anderson-sc/5182368002/) like leedurley a child you guise! "Hard working, fast working, and rarely quit." Keem should not have fucked with Gorlworld. Point blank peer.


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Are these also the same person? The YouTube channel name spelling (again, spelled very stupidly), blond hair with the bangs, and buck teeth certainly look like this is a match!

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I have zero doubt that Amber is an abuser, but Emily pisses me off with claiming she's a victim more than Amber does. Amber is just desperate and will put up with anything to not be single, we expect this. But Emily? It's not like she cares about Amber or that there's a lack of fat bitches with no self esteem in America. Just get another one. Boohoo bitch, nut up or shut up.
 
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