🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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General Woundwort said:
Also not Amber calling her desperately crawling back to Emily their 'healing arc'. I've never known 2 abusers to stick together so long though so I'll give them that I guess.
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Amber is so fucking stupid and desperate for a Soft Gentle Love™️ that she will delude herself that she and Emily are in a true and honest relationship and she's not just being kept dangleeeen like a sprained ankle by a degenerate fetishist who was sliding into her DMs when her previous victim Colleen was barely cold. I wonder if Mamalynn has expressed (justifiable) concern over Porkahontas getting back with Justin Feeder and that's why they haven't saw each other in a month. The bingo hall will be glad, they must be saving a fortune on air freshener if Amber hasn't been there.
 
ExplodedWhale said:
I wonder what *actually* happened that lead the Gays and the Lesbians to break up. It seemed really out of the blue and more than just "Landlord wants to sell the house next month so now we move."
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I always just assumed that the boys had had enough of stinky Amber and her slovenly ways.
If you watch the older stuff, Eric seemed quite tidy and Rickie probably has some OCD about cleanliness going on. No way they were okay with how Amber (and by extension Becky) lived.
Probably got tired of fighting about it and decided to move, and asked the landlord to tell Amber that it was his decision as a way of deflecting blame.
 
w4vy_gr4vy said:
I wonder if Mamalynn has expressed (justifiable) concern over Porkahontas getting back with Justin Feeder and that's why they haven't saw each other in a month.
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I think Amber probably gets up not long before bus starts and then stays up all night so she doesn't have time to be with her mom because she sleeps all day
 
UncleBlazer said:
I think Amber probably gets up not long before bus starts and then stays up all night so she doesn't have time to be with her mom because she sleeps all day
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That's a good point. Amber kept asking the people who claimed to have jobs whether they would be able to make the commitment, as if spending 2 hours that would probably otherwise be spent watching TV or scrolling on their phone, is a massive commitment.
But then to her it probably is. She said she 'gets ready' for lolbus by washing her hair, even though it looks greasy as fuck. If she sleeps all day and just gets up an hour or 2 before it starts, she probably thinks everyone would do that.
 
Jordy was sent some more videos of Fed Gein at Disney. She is quickly becoming my new favorite cryptid. Her leg is actually doing that in the video.

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Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Jordy was sent some more videos of Fed Gein at Disney. She is quickly becoming my new favorite cryptid. Her leg is actually doing that in the video.

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Big Fat AL makes everyone around her more fat bcuz they're always having to take her to all these fassfud places, they may as well eat while they're there too! How is Emily porking up though if they're states apart? Maybe she's stress eating bcuz Lardo is fucking impossible to deal with lol
 
Skinless Nugget said:
having to take her to all these fassfud places
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It would be funny as hell if she got a new girlfriend who got healthy and slimmed down while living with Amber. Takes her to fast food, but sits next to her happily drinking water and eating the fruit cup or side salad with low calorie dressing. When Amber's shoving door dash into her mouth at home, the new girlfriend eats salmon, broccoli and a small serving of brown rice.
 
Clotso Coof said:
It would be funny as hell if she got a new girlfriend who got healthy and slimmed down while living with Amber. Takes her to fast food, but sits next to her happily drinking water and eating the fruit cup or side salad with low calorie dressing. When Amber's shoving door dash into her mouth at home, the new girlfriend eats salmon, broccoli and a small serving of brown rice.
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We would all kill for a Eugenia x Amber collab :evil:
 
I think it is very interesting she hasn’t seen her mother in a month or so. Even if Amber had not time to meet her mother (lol) or was bedbound, neither would prevent her mother from coming to her house to see her, bring something over, etc. I wonder if the lack of contact has something to do with her channel’s demonetization and whether she took it on her mother in a way she won’t see Amber in person. Let’s see when Mommalynn makes an appearance again.
 
Skinless Nugget said:
Big Fat AL makes everyone around her more fat bcuz they're always having to take her to all these fassfud places, they may as well eat while they're there too! How is Emily porking up though if they're states apart? Maybe she's stress eating bcuz Lardo is fucking impossible to deal with lol
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My money's on the 24/7 face timing with several "doordash eat with me baaaaaaaaaebuh" intervals every day.
 
Nicks Vertical Asshole said:
Jordy was sent some more videos of Fed Gein at Disney. She is quickly becoming my new favorite cryptid. Her leg is actually doing that in the video.

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Good gravy she's getting that Chantal or Ethan Ralph built where it all goes to the gunt until they look like a bowling ball on stilts. She's FAT! She's CREEPY! She lost custody of her KID! :lol:
Tiki Bar Man 2 said:
I'm still partial the Big Al the cat killer or raglnn bleed
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Big Al
Cat Killer Lynn
Big George Reid
RagLynn Bleed
RagLymph Bleed
Hamberlynn
AmberLayyg Reid
CornerLynn Streak
I can go on all day.
 
Soooo.. I fell asleep watching Mr Snowflake (I know), a video entitled ‘Brian Saves the Day’. No idea what it was about or anything but after Old Dog woke me so he could go outside and do nothing / look at the moon I picked my phone up and thought ‘that looks interesting, let’s read the comments’ and what do you know, when I refreshed the page the video had been removed for violating TOS.

Don’t know the point of this other than someone (Amber? Keem?) is striking again and the video is gone. Innyhoo, night night everyone see you in the morning.
 
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