🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Deputy Aru said:
Twinkish where? Emily has always been fat, she's just not 600 pounds.

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What a homely woman
Calories said:
Archive of the two latest TicTacs

Number 1: Lip syncing while eye-fucking herself in the camera.

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Number 2: Dancing. A thirst trap trying to attract a death feeder presumably.


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I'd NEVER show myself online or go out in public if I looked like that and here she is thinking she's hot shit. She doesn't even look human.
 
monet said:
I don’t know why but the way her lipstick is always going outside her natural lip lines drives me a bit crazy!
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she'd always complained that her lips are too small. I remember during the Beck era (aka the fattest grossest nastiest she's ever looked era) she contemplated getting lip fillers lmfao. gorl no lip filler will mediate the size contrast between the size of the lips and the absolute planet they reside on (her lips aren't even THAT thin to begin with)

Cr1ms0n_&_C10v3r said:
There are actually lesbian femcels who despise women out of sexual frustration just like male incels, even though they tend to be the weird pseudo-fuckboy psycho butch type like Emily. There are a fair amount of gays of both genders who feel a general resentment towards their own gender because of their limited dating pool and alienation from being fundamentally different to most other members of their sex.
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imagine the elite gym butches she could pull if she wasn't morbidly obese and was truly a dainty lipstick lesbian that she sees herself as in her head. gworl limited her already limited dating pool to like 30 women and nonbinaries globally and maybe like 10 nationally (half of whom she already dated, and sexual deviants of Emily's kind that would be interested are even rarer in women)
 
No idea how many times i've watched the dancing gif a few posts ago. My brain just couldn't accept what it saw. It's not even the greek column leg or the liver boob or the fact her real boobs are resting on her stomach, it's the girth of the stomach itself. Imagine having such a ginormous belly that it bounces against your inner thighs when you (barely manage to) dance.
The strength it takes to simply stand up and stay up must be insane.
You'd think we're used to seeing her grossly misshapen body but gorls, I'm losing my mind right there.
 
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Well RIP to the thrice daily Doordash orders. I wonder how Hambie's gonna cope with no double orders of Denny's or 40 piece chicken nuggets for several days or possibly going without power and not being able to go live. Better hope that none of the animals "explore too hard" in a blizzard again.
 
I dont think amber is attracted to women at all. I think she gave up pretty quickly on attracting men due to the fact they care more about appearance and are less likely to be controlled by her. At some point I think she realized she didn't have to work on her appearance as much to be accepted by women and they were much easier to guilt trip. She also gains the attention and sympathy whether good or bad from being gay. It's just convenient for her. Given the opportunity, like with the lolcow guys, she will do anything to gain the approval from men. And when it fails she can just hit them with "well I'm a lesbian" and doesn't have to face the rejection.

At this point though she's so far gone the only people she can attract are feeders like Emily.
 
nofriendofours said:
I dont think amber is attracted to women at all. I think she gave up pretty quickly on attracting men due to the fact they care more about appearance and are less likely to be controlled by her. At some point I think she realized she didn't have to work on her appearance as much to be accepted by women and they were much easier to guilt trip. She also gains the attention and sympathy whether good or bad from being gay. It's just convenient for her. Given the opportunity, like with the lolcow guys, she will do anything to gain the approval from men. And when it fails she can just hit them with "well I'm a lesbian" and doesn't have to face the rejection.

At this point though she's so far gone the only people she can attract are feeders like Emily.
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I was rewatching some MBP and it was the motel arc where she didn't even go to her own pride event. I think that says a lot.
 
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don't worry gorl keeping your hairy long and draped in front of you is totally hiding all of your fat and is making you look SUPER thin and skinty you're doing ah-mazing <3
 
Quandale Octavius Dingle said:
Well RIP to the thrice daily Doordash orders. I wonder how Hambie's gonna cope with no double orders of Denny's or 40 piece chicken nuggets for several days
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If that actually does happen then next thing you know Mamalynn will suddenly have an AWD/4WD vehicle to make sure her obese toddler will never have to go without again.
I honestly would not put it past her to ask her mom to go out in a level 2/3 snow emergency just to get her some food or scratchers
 
I've said this before and I'll say it again: I personally don't think Amber has a "true" sexuality. It's just about finding people she can control and abuse, there's never really true sexual and romantic attraction. Women just tend to be easier targets for shitty, manipulative narcs like Amber.

That's why her being a porny "sexy sex kitten" feels so off, because it's just another -Lynn (personality, facade, era, whatever) for her, not anything genuine.
 
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Day 17 superchats DROPPED to $815. Live viewership still remained around 2.6-3k yet again 🙄

Superchats last stream were $912. Total # of superchats for this stream were 60 chats ($14/chat average). Last stream had 76 chats ($12/chat average).


Here's a better Roxy update (on her community tab):

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