🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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I am convinced that Amber learned about sex from VC Andrews books and maybe from being molested as a kid, and it's why she thinks she doesn't like men while also trying to be sexy at them.
Also might explain the "little girl" stuff she does a lot, but she doesn't realize she is WAY too old to be pedo-bait.
 
pot of sneed said:
Off topic but does anyone else find it really interesting going back to the very beginning of this thread (almost 10 years now, gorls!) and reading all those nice early posts about this porker?
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Only sad thing about it is that since she did a dainty lil DFE you can’t watch the videos that were posted along as you read the thread :( breaks the immersion now that every vid is unavailable
 
monet said:
Only sad thing about it is that since she did a dainty lil DFE you can’t watch the videos that were posted along as you read the thread :( breaks the immersion now that every vid is unavailable
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I know a whole bunch of her videos were archived in individual threads back when she had her very own sub-forum in those halcyon days before she became more boring than a crusty snot nugget... just fyi.

Because it can be somewhat of a pain to find, here's the archived old forum.
 
pot of sneed said:
Off topic but does anyone else find it really interesting going back to the very beginning of this thread (almost 10 years now, gorls!) and reading all those nice early posts about this porker? I doubt anybody could have predicted how long this show would run and how every era gradually got more boring the more hopeless she got, lol.
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It's really bizarre how Amberlynn really did have a lot of people wrapped around her finger fupa.

Many people used to easily believe that Amberlynn was just a fat chick getting cyberbullied, because that's what she wanted them to believe. (She totally could've done something lucrative with that pov if she wasn't so stupid and useless.)

I think many people started watching Amberlynn with that idea, and only became more interested in following her because it was evident that she was just a nasty, lying, manipulative bitch personality-wise. I'd say her being fat isn't the main reason why people even hate her.

Nowadays, if you try with that "Amberlynn is a victim of a toxic online hate mob", you get called tf out and laughed at.

There's some big non-Gorlworld commentary channels that try to do deep dives of Amber with that narrative and completely ignore how genuinely destructive and horrible Amberlynn is. Thankfully they all rightfully get called out for that by their audience.

There's just way too much online about her to believe that "poor Ambie, she's such a sweet little fat girl victim" anymore.

Anyway… you make me want to read the thread from page 1 now. There must be some gems, especially in hindsight lmao.

notfoodienotbeauty said:
Genuine questions, do lesbians even care about vaginal tightness?
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I'd assume not. Lesbians know how to pleasure women in other ways, and there's a lot of ways to feel good and be intimate with a woman other than penetrative sex. Also they're probably more aware that vaginas do "loosen" (the vaginal muscles expand) when a woman is properly turned on.

From what I understand, giant strap-ons and 3 mile long double-ended dildos and is just lesbian porn slop made for men and most lesbian couples don't use them everyday, if at all.

This weird pornified "tight pussy" talk is just a byproduct of that too imo.

I never thought I'd type this but I wonder if Amberlynn watches porn or does she just assume that's what guys want to hear? It's weird.
 
ExplodedWhale said:
Many people used to easily believe that Amberlynn was just a fat chick getting cyberbullied, because that's what she wanted them to believe.
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I think you will find this is with every Lolcow or even just a person with any sort of following on the internet. People find a person they like to watch and when they start complaining about this person who is doing a bad thing they naturally believe them. They don't go and watch any videos that bad person did to see their side of things. It's not even a parasocial thing, really. It's just things you know and like are comfortable. Most people assume without realizing it that people aren't going to lie to them.

It's actually how I found the Farms initially; I was watching two creators who got into a spat and each did videos on the other. But I had been watching both for about the same amount of time and was familiar with their content. The things they were each saying about the other and what happened were both just so wildly off. And any commentary videos I watched would basically take one side over the other, repeating the good and the bad for whatever side they were for or against.

So I came to the Farms to see what was being said here about the situation. Lurked for about a year after I started reading, and finally made an account when someone had posted a picture of Tubgirl in Chantal's thread and I had to have an account to report it.
 
Mother Gooseberry said:
Her trying to shame other women based on the tightness of their hooha’s is just a sign of her blatant misogyny and porn brain rot. Femcelynn is just trying to show the men that she’s totally not sexually attracted to how much she’s not like all these other gorls!
And on a side note…can I just say how insane it is that she’s a “lesbian” when I swear I’ve seen actual male incels that hate women less than her?
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There are actually lesbian femcels who despise women out of sexual frustration just like male incels, even though they tend to be the weird pseudo-fuckboy psycho butch type like Emily. There are a fair amount of gays of both genders who feel a general resentment towards their own gender because of their limited dating pool and alienation from being fundamentally different to most other members of their sex.
I don't think Amber hates women, she just loves attention. Other women can take attention away from her and she doesn't feel the need to compete with men. Her weird dainty period hole complex is just another facet of her general dry/smol/hairless gorl LARP because she is literally a fluid leaking stinky behemoth and so has to find ridiculous things to advertise about herself to prove her daintyness. It's also why she dates the most schlubby chunky Chris Griffin looking butches so she can feel like the "pretty" one.
 
monet said:
Only sad thing about it is that since she did a dainty lil DFE you can’t watch the videos that were posted along as you read the thread :( breaks the immersion now that every vid is unavailable
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True. That part is unfortunate, good thing her white trash fatfuckery has been well documented on YT. She can run but she can’t hide. Well. She can’t run. She can’t even walk. She also couldn’t hide if her life depended on it, kind of hard to hide a fucking condominium sized blob.
But the sentiment still stands.
 
Had a jumpscare this evening after clicking on bus and seeing an Emily look-alike paneled up.
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SherriBaby81 said:
Got ec





Got too excited. Apologies. 😬
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If you're the rather fat yourself Sherri Dunham who used to live in St. Paul, and now works as a mental health counsellor in Minneapolis, and who has used the same online nickname you signed up with here since the before times of MySpace; than you really need to take the ,OpSec' warnings when you join more seriously. There are people and groups that will fuck with you, your family, your livelihood just because you posted on a Forum that refuses to be bullied into only allowing certain points of view, and doesn't cater to hurt Feelings.
You may want to ditch this account and start another if any of that Infos is true(and PS I hope your gross orange vag discharge from 2008 cleared up)You just have this post and a very angry first Post that didn't go over very well on this account, so nothing lost.

If you are not that Person, and don't confirm if you are or are not either way, my apologies.

mastergabe said:
I do double post this simultaneously on Reddit too,
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Couldyou possibly leave the cancerous Emojis and autistic repetition of shit like ,,Keem Starfish⭐️🐠" every single Post back Reddit? Otherwise it's quite interesting information to follow, thank you for posting it.

Diet Coke 4 Life said:
Because it can be somewhat of a pain to find, here's the archived old forum.
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Thank you for a link to the old Forum, I was actually thinking of posting it after the Post about the early comments in this Thread. I admit I've never quite been sure of what was left behind and what all stayed/or was collapsed into the main Thread when the Forum, like Amber's sizable girth, reached critical mass and imploded.
 
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Springer said:
Couldyou possibly leave the cancerous Emojis and autistic repetition of shit like ,,Keem Starfish⭐️🐠" every single Post back Reddit? Otherwise it's quite interesting information to follow, thank you for posting it.
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Day 16 superchats went up to $912. Live viewership remained around 3k. (Previous posts got screwed up with day # from the privated/deleted live on Day 9)

Superchats last stream were $390. Total # of superchats for this stream were 76 chats ($12/chat average). Last stream had 36 chats ($11/chat average).


Who did it better, hosting the fat narc??

Skeeter,
Booger, or
Yo Monkey ??
 
ExplodedWhale said:
Anyway… you make me want to read the thread from page 1 now. There must be some gems, especially in hindsight lmao.
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My first impression doing that was "wow, she had so many teeth still!"

Springer said:
who has used the same online nickname you signed up with here since the before times of MySpace
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There is an Easy-to-track Usernames Hall of Shame thread!
 
Archive of the two latest TicTacs

Number 1: Lip syncing while eye-fucking herself in the camera.



Number 2: Dancing. A thirst trap trying to attract a death feeder presumably.




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I don’t know why but the way her lipstick is always going outside her natural lip lines drives me a bit crazy! with all the time she spent colouring at the gaycare you’d think she’d be able to stay inside the lines by now, or was she only watching Becky colouring? might’ve been too much exercise with all the having to move your wrist in circular motions and all

the frown face she made accentuated her droopy carp mouth so much it’s kind of unsettling
 
monet said:
I don’t know why but the way her lipstick is always going outside her natural lip lines drives me a bit crazy! with all the time she spent colouring at the gaycare you’d think she’d be able to stay inside the lines by now, or was she only watching Becky colouring? might’ve been too much exercise with all the having to move your wrist in circular motions and all

the frown face she made accentuated her droopy carp mouth so much it’s kind of unsettling
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Are you surprized with how she applies it?
She gorillagrips it like a toddler, see exhibit A and B.

She also does this grip with utensils, it irrationally annoys me a lot.
 

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